JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Very Shocking.... . This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Iringa . Her name was Flora. She was hit by a truck. She was working in a call center. She had a...

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it’s...

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.* Eventually the...

Divorce Letter Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing...

Little Johnny was playing in the farm yard one good morning. The chickens were out running around, and getting in Little Johnny's way. In a temper tantrum he started running after them and...

1. Madirisha Elfu Mbili Mtumishi (Windows 2000 Server) 2. Madirisha Elfu Mbili Mtaalamu (Windows 2000 Professional) 3. Jedwali Changamfu (Active Directory) 4. Mtazamo (MS Outlook) 5. Mtazamo...

Bibi mmoja ambae alikuwa hajisikii vizuri na kuumwa umwa hakwishi alikutana na mjukuu wake ambae ni mbwia unga ila bibi mwenyewe hajui wala hana habari za mambo ya unga lakini hapo nyumbani ndugu...

Mwaka fulani ZANZIBAR baada ya uchaguzi mkuu serikali ili tangaza hali ya hatari Kwenye maeneo ya BAGHANI kulikua na mhindi anategeneza Vespa yake wakapita wanausaalama MAMBO...

That... 1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The man replied, "It's...

Wana JF!! i hope mnapata the best of this weekend, anyways wakati mnarelax...... nawaletea tathmini mpya ya maendeleo ya Afrika yetu hiiiii. Take your time look at the attachments...

Wameishia kumpigia magoti tu. Nani mwenye uwezo wa kumkosoa Mugabe? Hata jina lake halikuwa likitajwa ndani ya kikao hicho wakati wakielezea msimamo wao. Kipanya amerahisisha kwa picha yake muafaka.

Little Johnny and his dad came across his puppy 'tibo', dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that ''Tibo'' had gone to heaven. "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?"...

Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the...

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double...

John takes his dog for a walk. After a while he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour or so...

Weekend Njema kwa wote... Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number...

JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo. MTUHUMIWA: Lakini ni mitambo tu, siyo gongo mheshimiwa! JAJI: Hicho ni kithibiti tosha kabisa. MTUHUMIWA: Basi nihukumiwe...