JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mzee Titus Mbawala alikuwa anafundisha mambo ya ndoa kwa wachumba waliokuwa wanajiandaa kufunda ndoa kwenye kigango kimoja cha Parokia ya Tabata.
Alifundisha mambo mengi na hasa yahusuyo mambo...
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Dear Employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme
to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early...
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'A man from the lake district returns a book to the
library, bangs it on table & says:
"What a waste?! I read the whole book, too many characters, no story at
all"
Librarian: "So, you...
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Oooh! My God, naona JK anapata kinywaji kwenye kiti kirefu na sisi tuko juu ya mwamba mkuuuubwa tunapata joto ya JIWE...., hata simba akimaliza mfupa wake wa EPA anaweza akatula na sisi pia labda...
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The House Girl (aka HG or Mecury) demanded a salary increment as a result og government notification to the Houseloard in the country. The Madam of the house was very upset about this demand and...
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Hii imetilewa katika tangazo la serikali,Govt Notice
Baada ya walimu kucharazwa bakora, sasa ratiba ni kama ifuatavyo:
March-April ---Madaktari
April---May ---Wahandisi,wachumi
June...
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Hivi wadau kuna ukweli kwamba Wakina Ngosha hata kama awe Mheshimiwa sana kama Mzee wa vijisenti, akisha kamata kinywaji kikamkolea kiasi chake, lazima aombe kuimba mistari kadhaa; na la...
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Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm...
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Truly ndio ishafika mida ya kuondoka ofisini, then bosi anakuletea kazi mbichi uianze. Unataka kumjibu, unaona kakunja uso hataki maelezo! Utafanya nini? Embu cheki jibu kwenye hiyo attachment!!
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Hili joka ingekuwa sio la kibisa sijui wazazi hapo wangefanyeje babake
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Mfugaji amejiwa na mwaandishi wa magazeti ili kumuhoji kuhusiana na maisha ya shambani kwake.
Kwa bahati nzuri au mbaya Mfugaji hawapendi waandishi wa habari akaona bora amchoshe katika kujibu...
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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold...
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Dude walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose.
The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," says Dude, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wifee. She...
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After the molo tanker tragedy, and after a few ministers went to the site, this is what lucy saw best to say!!!!
""es unfoshunate,that we donti have a woman menesta,in the ministry...
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Jamani kuna mshkaji mmoja kaning'ang'ani kuwa John Mjema yule mshkaji aliyeimba Wachumba 30 alijiuwa kwa kujichoma kisu afu madaktari wakasema eti alikuwa na matatizo ya akili.. eti hii ina...
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A couple had had been having a rough relationship lately
So their conversation went thus:
WIFE: Honey what are you looking at?
HUSBAND: Nothing!
WIFE: Nothing! and you have been reading...
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do...
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............I promise you, this is not funny....
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloweenparty. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone...
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