JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jamaa mmoja alifikishwa mahakamani kwa tuhuma za kumbaka bibi kizee, baada ya kusomewa shitaka lake bibi kizee alitakiwa kuelezea ilivyokuwa na kisha kupendekeza adhabu aliyoona inafaa...

Mchongoano… 1. Ati home kwenu mume sota deadly mpaka mume covert swimming pool yenu kuwa car-wash 2. Ati deep-freeze ya fridge yenu iko na ma-paintings za ma-Eskimo huko sehemu za...

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,That's the...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity...

A lecturer was asked what is the good lecture? He answered,'A good lecture should be like girl's miniskirt!...Long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create inerest!!

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, Ill quit!"...

A teacher asked the smart boy in class,'whats the difference btn challenge and problem? The boy answered, 1 boy + 3 girls in bed=Challenge. And 3 boys +1 girl in bed=...

Hizi mesage nyingi bwana vituko vitupu. Hebu angalia hii hapo chini:- "Kutokana na migomo inayoendelea nchini, Raisi ametangaza kufunga nchi kwa muda usiojulikana. Ifikapo saa 10 jioni...

Paaji If Obama Wins, Will it still called "the White House!?"

Mtu mmoja alikuwa ndani ya nyumba yake. Ghafla wakaja wageni kadhaa. Katika wageni hao kulikuwa na wababa wawili, watoto wawili, babu mmoja na mjukuu mmoja. Ikiwa jamaa (mwenyeji) anataka kukaa...

Great!Here are more stuff I received from our network communication:IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN Do you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were...

Nilipewa challenge hii lakini kwa kuwa kiingereza changu hakijakaa shule ninahitaji msaada wenu wa tadfsiri ya maneno haya kwa kiingereza: "baba, mimi ni mtoto wako wa ngapi?" Msishangae...

Watu wengine bwana wana madharau sana. Haswa wakipata tu. Huwezi kuamini leo nampigia simu Obama Eti hapokei...! Na juzi tu hapa kabla ya uchaguzi alikuwa anani'beep ili nimpigie...! Kweli aliye...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like...

Nimerejea huku baada ya kuandikiwa PM kadhaa kuwa clips zinahitajika kwa sana ili watu kuweza kuvunjika mbavu. Kama umekaa na watu wengi usifungue hii clip (chini) maana kicheko chake kinaweza...

Kama kila mara mwanaume anapopiga bao ingekuwa inalia kama mlio wa bunduki je huku mitaani ingekuwaje ? Maana ingekuwa wewe Puuuuu na jirani yako naye Puuu ,wale nyumba mmoja wamepanga wengi...

A couple went to a sex therapist's office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor...

Kama wengi mmewahi kuisoma hii, nisameheni kwa kulirudia - sorry ni kwa ung'eng'e tu. An rather elderly lady carrying a soiled lunchbag walked into the main offices of the Chase Mahattan Bank...

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship......and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows...

Dear Uncle Barrack, Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our...