Mzee Mwanakijiji
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- Mar 10, 2006
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>
> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
> all working together one day.
>
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
> 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
> says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
> land to be forever fertile in Canada '
>
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
> fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine
> , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
> can come into our precious land.'
>
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
> around those countries.
>
> The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.
> Please tell me more about this wall.'
>
> The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
> completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
> it's virtually impenetrable.'
>
> The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
> smiles and says,
>
> 'Fill it with water.'
>
> I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year...
> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
> all working together one day.
>
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
> 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
> says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
> land to be forever fertile in Canada '
>
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
> fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine
> , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
> can come into our precious land.'
>
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
> around those countries.
>
> The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.
> Please tell me more about this wall.'
>
> The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
> completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
> it's virtually impenetrable.'
>
> The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
> smiles and says,
>
> 'Fill it with water.'
>
> I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year...