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Mzee Mwanakijiji

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>
> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
> all working together one day.
>
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
> 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
> says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
> land to be forever fertile in Canada '
>
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
> fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine
> , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
> can come into our precious land.'
>
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
> around those countries.
>
> The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.
> Please tell me more about this wall.'
>
> The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
> completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
> it's virtually impenetrable.'
>
> The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
> smiles and says,
>
> 'Fill it with water.'
>
> I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year...
 
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... 'Fill it with water.'
Haa haa haaaaa! :D Kumbe Mkuu MMK na wewe siku moja moja huwa unabandika huku kweye jokes !!! Nilizoea kukuona kule kwenye siasa na hoja mchanganyiko. Post hii imenifanya nianze weekend vizuri !!!
 
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>
> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
> all working together one day.
>
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
> 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
> says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
> land to be forever fertile in Canada '
>
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
> fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine
> , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
> can come into our precious land.'
>
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
> around those countries.
>
> The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.
> Please tell me more about this wall.'
>
> The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
> completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
> it's virtually impenetrable.'
>
> The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
> smiles and says,
>
> 'Fill it with water.'
>
> I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year...
Kila mtu ana kero yake na kwa hiyo sitashangaa kusikia chaguo la Tambwe Hiza!! :rolleyes:

Ila chaguo langu mimi liko wazi. Wale wanaotunajisi kwa kuiba rasilimali za wananetu na wajukuu zetu; ningeomba yule mamba wa Ukerewe (ambaye niliambiwa na rafiki yangu kuwa akitumwa atakuja tu hata kama hakuna maji) akawachukue awapeleke huko anapokujua. Labda tungeisha wote ili walau Mungu aumbe watu wengine wakaishi kwenye hii nch! Inachosha sana kuwa na watu ambao wapo wapo tu!
 
Lambardi

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Hahaa naona kama kamjibu wa Tambwe.....
 
Kisoda2

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Imetulia,
Wazungu wanasema ADUI yako muombee NJAAAAA!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wkend njema MMjj
 

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