A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to...
Jamaa mmoja wa kimaasai alinunua radio mpya akawa anasikiliza muziki na taarifa mbalimbali, siku moja alipofungulia redio yake ili asikilize kama kawaida yake,redio ile ikawa inakoroma tu na kutoa...
Yaani mpaka kwenye soccernet anatokea.... tena akiwa anakabidhiwa uzi wa timu moja maarufu na mtu mmoja maarufu kutoka nchi maarufu duniani. Nimekubali...wacha akwee mapipa tu kila leo...
'Wanawake Hupoteza Muda Mwingi Sana Kuchagua Nguo Ya Kuvaa'
Friday, July 10, 2009 7:06 AM
Matokeo ya utafiti uliofanywa nchini Uingereza umeonyesha kuwa wanawake hutumia muda mwingi sana...
A guy goes into the doctor's office.
There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's...
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.
Later that...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, calmly walked up to the
Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the...
Some idiot sent me these jokes so i thought of posting it here :-
AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was...
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love...
A couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, 'We realize...
Jamaa mmoja alikorofishana na mke wake kiasi cha kuishi bila kuongea kwa muda, mawasiliano ya ndani yalikuwa yanafanyika ama kwa ishara au kuandika kwenye karatasi na kuiweka mezani na kuchukua...
YouTube - Was Obama Really Giving a Woman A Once Over?
Hii video imeweka wazi kila kitu but DAYMN!
Lakini hakuishia hapo...
waswahili tunasema Macho hayana pazia
MTOTO aliyetambulika kwa jina la Sumi Salim [10] amekatika uume wake wakati akitahiriwa kwa njia ya kienyeji huko Muheza mkoani Tanga Kutokana na maumivu makali aliyoyapata mtoto huyo wakati...
MSICHANA mmoja wa Shule ya Sekondari Mbezi Beach jijini Dar es Salaam jana alileta kituko cha mwaka baada ya kufumaniwa na dada yake akijivinjari na shemeji yake chumbani kwa dada yake huyo mkazi...
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
Wachaga wenzangu je kirefu cha MOSHI mnakijua; kama hamkijui ni hiki hapa:-
kirefu cha mji wa MOSHI
M Mungu
O - Onyesha
S - Sasa
H - Hela
I Ilipo
Wachaga oyee eeeee!!!!!!1
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