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Kuna mzungu alifika benki na nyani wake,akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu",na yeye akaingia benki.Wale waafrika wakachukia...
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Jamaa mmoja anayesemekana ndiye mtu msahalifu pengine kuliko yeyote hapa duniani kwa sasa, ametao mpya pale alipoamua kulaza koti kitandani na yeye kujitundika kwenye henga. Ilikuwa hivi: Alikuwa...
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wana JF hii sijui kama mliipata ila sio mbaya nikawaletea hasa kwa baadhi ambao hamjaipata. Ni Hivi..... Kuna Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi katika zoo moja. Kazi alipata lakini Meneja wa ile...
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Kuna mwelekeo wa Festi Ledi (FL) wa Bongo kutuletea Kachanga mwaka huu. Kumekuwa na minong'ono mitaani kwamba mwonekano wa FL unaonyesha kuwa mjamzito.
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A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole...
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How do you find this!!!!! A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia that is - ( making love to a dead person). The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard...
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There are NO dirty words in it, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to...
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Wondering whether this stuff could make ur day..........ha!ha!ha! When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors After marriage, husband...
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Pata utabiri wako wa siku ya leo kwa kubofya link hii hapa chini. Utakachotabiriwa ndicho kitakacho tokea kwa hakika kabisa. Enjoy.
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Wondering whether this stuff could make ur day..........ha!ha!ha! When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors After marriage, husband...
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Sijui jina la skuli na taaluma inayotoa zitakuwa zinafafana?
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Nimepata moja nyeti. kuna waziri wetu mmoja (Jina na Wizara nahifadhi) anapenda sana ndogo ndogo. hanywi pombe na ni mtu wa dini sana. Husafiri sana uswisi, marekani, adis ababa kwenye mikutano...
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Enjoy................!
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Michael Wage, alikuwa mhasibu wa Halmashauri ya Bagamoyo, Serikali imemsimamisha kazi yeye na Watumishi wengine kwa tuhuma za ubadhilifu wa Tshs. 900milioni na mamlaka husika zinaendelea na...
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Stills taken from following news story (see video link below) http://podblanc.com/niglet-bossman-want-a-chicken-wang-and-a-skiddle-diddle...
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Kuna mdau kanitumia sms toka bongo kwamba babu seya na wanawe wameeachiwa huru jana saa tatu usiku, Je kuna mwenye habari ? Tufahamishane wazee Regards
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What will you do???? YOU...:rolleyes:
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