A young girl is taking a bath, when she suddenly realizes she's growing pubic hairs.
She runs to her mom and says. "Mama I have hair growing on my cookie!!!
Her mother tells her not to call...
Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom...
A story is told of this young girl who boarded a matatu from town (NRB).The Matatu was headed for Western Kenya.
On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and...
Have some fun, What is your BAIL? Be Honest!!! IMine is $896.00
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense'...
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom
shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the
neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the
lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
Well...
Bayers Heroin
A bottle of Bayers heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.
Coca Wine...
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the...
Hii ni logic tulifunzwa pale Majengo sec na Kinunda..
mbishi alete facts!
Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result.
Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail
Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail
Add Eq.1 to Eq.2,we...
While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed
several students on their hands and knees assessing the
courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
What are they doing? I asked our...
Mila nyingine Bwana!.
Mke wangu anatokea kabila fulani kusini wa nchi yetu. Sina uwezo wa kutosha kiuchumi, tunaishi nyumba ya kupanga (Bonyokwa). Nyumba inavyumba viwili na sebule ambapo pana...
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English
Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine...
Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake!
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in"
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename...
IDADI ya washtakiwa wa wizi wa gari na kompyuta, mali ya Ofisi ya Mkurugenzi wa Mashtaka (DPP) inazidi kuongezeka kutokana na mshtakiwa mwingine kufikishwa katika Mahakama ya Hakimu Mkazi...
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall...
A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple...
One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. they made themselves look as
dirty...
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