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Where is God?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 29, 2007.


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    A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

    The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.
    So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open,
    but he made no response.So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer.

    The elder raised his voice and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

    When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, "What happened?"

    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
    "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"
  2. Bubu Msemaovyo

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    Kila kichekesho kinanamna yake hiki ni kikali mno hawa watoto sasa watatulia nyumbani kwani wao wanaamini wamemuiba mungu.