Zekidoni & Khantwe

[ERoni]

should i direct u somewhere?

as so far nakujua wewe kama strong man!!
this girls are available
kan'tangaze sema ukifanikiwa lazma umshawishi abadili jina.
tumboo like wise
na Red Scorpion...
to handle one of them is possible but not with that names...

khaaaa! Mkuu do you hate me or smth..?
their names wanna make me puke..(joke)
'em angalia tena mkuu..waweza nipatia mke mwema aisee..!
Lakini sitaki aloachika, wameachika wengi sana humu...!

 

[First Born]

Hahaaaa mkwe mawazo yetu yamegongana

shikamoo mama.. ndo maana nakupendaga wewe..

 

[Khantwe]

khaaaa! Mkuu do you hate me or smth..?
their names wanna make me puke..(joke)
'em angalia tena mkuu..waweza nipatia mke mwema aisee..!
Lakini sitaki aloachika, wameachika wengi sana humu...!

Eeeh kwani sabuni ile kwamba itakuwa imeisha?

 

[Rahabu]

kiwatengu hiv huo udaku wasafari hii unausaka wapi mana kitambo sana

 

[First Born]

Eeeh kwani sabuni ile kwamba itakuwa imeisha?

???????

 

[Red Scorpion]

Mkuu kiwatengu nitashukuru kama utanikutanisha na mdada yeyote ambaye yupo lonely humu jukwaani

 

[Heaven Sent]

Kama kuchepuka Alianza kuchepuka mama yetu mzazi! Mimi na mwallu na Honey Faith na Yule mcharuko wa Viol Yani Heaven Sent ni weusi tiiii! Lkn wewe tu Ndio uliozaliwa MUHINDI !!!!!

Yani hili ni zumbukuku ulimwengu upo huku. Sijui hilo lichana mbao lilimpa limbwata la lile kinyama? Yani halielewi machweo wala mawio. How on earth could u insult ur own mom like this? Nipo kwa bibi kalimbwana nao, huyo mchana mbao ajiandae tu kutoka hapo. Jitu limemzidi umri lipo huko 40+, mitoto mitatu kamkuta nayo but still kaka haelewi eeeeh this woman enchanted u. But her days are numbered. Idiot

 

[Khantwe]

???????

Wee nae nini???

 

[Heaven Sent]

Sasa kelele zote za nini ata dada yangu Heaven Sent hujamvisha Pete?

We koma weee. Ulitaka siku ya engagement yangu nikuite ili uje na hilo lichana mbao lako, mniharibie shughuli yangu mtcheeeeeeeew

 

[First Born]

Wee nae nini???

umemuuliza Eli79 kama kamaliza sabuni... kwani alikuwa anafua nini?

 

[Khantwe]

Yani hili ni zumbukuku ulimwengu upo huku. Sijui hilo lichana mbao lilimpa limbwata la lile kinyama? Yani halielewi machweo wala mawio. How on earth could u insult ur own mom like this? Nipo kwa bibi kalimbwana nao, huyo mchana mbao ajiandae tu kutoka hapo. Jitu limemzidi umri lipo huko 40+, mitoto mitatu kamkuta nayo but still kaka haelewi eeeeh this woman enchanted u. But her days are numbered. Idiot

Povu madam povu...

 

[Heaven Sent]

Povu madam povu...

Komaaaa sijakutaja jina, naona unatafuta kick kupitia sisi eeh. Majinuni wahed weee msonyooooooooooo

 

[kiwatengu]

Af we mwandishi weweee

Khantwe ndivyo nilivyo na sijawahi kukuandika vibaya..

hongera kwa kuwa na mawifi wazuri..

 

[ERoni]

Eeeh kwani sabuni ile kwamba itakuwa imeisha?

Bora ingekuwa sabuni iishe tujue moja...
Zatanukaaaa! lol

 

[ERoni]

umemuuliza Eli79 kama kamaliza sabuni... kwani alikuwa anafua nini?

hahaha...!

 

[ERoni]

kiwatengu naomba niitie a.rahabu au Miss Kim...
Si wawafahamu hao?

 

[mwallu]

Jamani kaka yangu mbona tena umekuja kuyaanika matatizo yangu wakati ulinisaidia kwa roho moja?Basi usihofu nitakurudishia hela zako maana naona zitaninyima uhuru.
Ama kweli bora ningewaomba dada zangu ila hapa nimepotea njia
Cc: mwallu missneddy

Pole sweet heart. ..kaka kalishwa limbwata mpaka basi

I see cc mwallu ntuzu kageuka yuda kisa love i wonder

Tumpe muda..kaka zetu wengine sijui wako wapi..duh

Yaani mdogo wangu kazi ipo hapa


Yani nadhani nimeishatangazwa huko hadi basi.Hadi nimeanza kuona aibu yani huyu kaka basi tu!!!

Usijali mdogo wangu...tutarekebisha hili. .kaka kazidiwa na mahaba

miss neddy ni Baniani ya Goa kabisa kule India ata ile jina ya asili km mwallu au Misana haina!

Namlaumu Khantwe hapa

hahahaha na bado mahaba yatakuvuruga hadi urudi peku home

I love you

Hahaaaaaa dua la Kuku Hilo! Na home sirudi kabisa ata km tukitengana!

Kaka kaka kaka

Yani hili ni zumbukuku ulimwengu upo huku. Sijui hilo lichana mbao lilimpa limbwata la lile kinyama? Yani halielewi machweo wala mawio. How on earth could u insult ur own mom like this? Nipo kwa bibi kalimbwana nao, huyo mchana mbao ajiandae tu kutoka hapo. Jitu limemzidi umri lipo huko 40+, mitoto mitatu kamkuta nayo but still kaka haelewi eeeeh this woman enchanted u. But her days are numbered. Idiot

Calm down darl...our kaka is blindly in love

Povu madam povu...

Punguza limbwata wii....unaona sasa

 

[kiwatengu]

Mkuu nilitaka uwe mwenyekiti wa chit chat baada ya Baba V sasa hujui hata nina mke humu?

mkuu sijashauri uchepuke..

 

[Maserati]

should i direct u somewhere?

as so far nakujua wewe kama strong man!!
this girls are available
kan'tangaze sema ukifanikiwa lazma umshawishi abadili jina.
tumboo like wise
na Red Scorpion...
to handle one of them is possible but not with that names...

Umeamua uniuze hadharan hivi eeh?? Bas ntangazie dau na mm

 

[First Born]

Komaaaa sijakutaja jina, naona unatafuta kick kupitia sisi eeh. Majinuni wahed weee msonyooooooooooo

dahh yaani watu wanalinda ndoa kwa gharama sana...