When I wear sunglasses this is what I mean...

[Heaven on Earth]

Ana maana sijanyoa nywele chini ya mkono. hahahaaaaaaaaa

hahaa nilikuwa sijachunguza...inabidi uzinyoe fasta kwa kweli.....

 

[The Listener]

Something to begin a week with.

mimi ni hiyohiyo ya apart from preve............. na huwa naivaa katika kipindi cha jua kali mara nyingi ninapohudhuria mashindano mbalimbali katika mikoa tofauti (mimi ni mwanamichezo).

 

[Tized]

Hhhmm! Am not and cant recall getting tired on that (on or after)... Such a refreshing ting.. usually get pushed aside..Hahahaa!! This dude is a bit physical..cant you see from the sun glasses? OOhhh my!!

We leave the tiredness to ''The lazy a..ss dudes''

Oh yeah.
Aren't you tired as well?

 

[Karucee]

Hhhmm! Am not and cant recall getting tired on that (on or after)... Such a refreshing ting.. usually get pushed aside..Hahahaa!! This dude is a bit physical..cant you see from the sun glasses? OOhhh my!!

We leave the tiredness to ''The lazy a..ss dudes''

Afu wewe?
[video=youtube_share;kzCqHVI7k7c]http://youtu.be/kzCqHVI7k7c[/video]

 

[Mkunde Original]

Body Language matters.

Siku zote zaidi ya 75% ya mtu akisemacho kipo kwenye lugha yake ya mwili. Bahati mbaya haifundishwi shuleni.

Ukiiwezea, Lugha ya mwili haidanganyi hata chembe.

My dear mmmhh yaani umeongea tungo..., kama nimekuelewa halafu kama sijakuelewa... hebu elezea tena basi nikupate vizuri pls

 

[Tized]

Comingiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......if you hear a very hard knock, just know its Tz!!

Thank you!!!

Afu wewe?

 

[Karucee]

Comingiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......if you hear a very hard knock, just know its Tz!!

Thank you!!!

Hard Knock..
[video=youtube_share;zxtn6-XQupM]http://youtu.be/zxtn6-XQupM[/video]

 

[Mwanamalundi]

badala kuwaambia watu wakupe dili za hela unabaki kuwauliza utumbo usiokuwa na maana.

shame on you. think big#

Acha dharau zako. Kama huna hoja, nyamaza kimya. Tulia kabisa.

 

[Tized]

Karibu sana.

Namaanisha mtu yeyote anapofanya kitu kuta matendo ambayo huambatana na kitendo anachokifanya kimwili. kwa kujua au pasipo kujua. Mfano mtu anapocheka licha ya mdomo utaona pia misuli ya macho imejikunja na namna anavyoangalia huwa tofauti kidogo...(hiki ni kicheko halisi). mtu akijidai anacheka kiuwongo utaona macho yanabaki vile vile na hata misuli ya macho haijikunji kuelekeana. au mtu anakuambia 'nimefurahi sana'' huku anang'ata meno.. hivyo ni vitu visivyoenda kwa wakati mmoja.

Mtu anapoongea amechangamka utaona vitendo flani flani vinaambatana nae, Mtu akiwa na hasira vile vile, Mtu akiwa anasema uwongo ukimwangalia machoni hatakuwa na ujasiri wa kukuangalia, na atapunguza sana vitendo ambatishi vya mikono na vinginevyo. Mtu akikuangalia unaweza ukajua huyu anataka kusema kitu, hataki kusumbuliwa au pengine ndivyo alivyo. Na kama umekutana na mtu mgeni na unataka ujue vitu vyake binafsi, wewe ongea tu vitu vya kawaida vya kimaisha halafu 'NOTE' anavyoongea, anavyozama, vitendo vya mikono yake, miguu yake alivyoiweka, etc. then baadae muulize swali .. akibadilika tu wakati wa kujibu utajua tu kuna kitu hapo hakipo sawa etc etc.

Ni kitu kizuri sana kujua na inasaidia sana. Nina materials flani hivi nzuri na rahisi, kama wataka niPM email yako naahidi kukutumia.

My dear mmmhh yaani umeongea tungo..., kama nimekuelewa halafu kama sijakuelewa... hebu elezea tena basi nikupate vizuri pls

 

[Mkunde Original]

Duh! hizi statement za kwenye red zinawezafanya nyingine zote zikawa invalid... rekebisha basi kwanza. afu hiyo blue naamini "from" ndo inafit hapo...

Haya turudi kwenye mada, we ukivaa hivo ndo unamaanisha yote uliyoandika hapo, sasa mimi kama mimi ntajuaje? Si wengi wanaovaa glasses hua wanamaana hizo, ulifanya sawa kama ulivofanya kwa huyo jamaa kw akumwambia unahitaji privacy, ila kwa mtu anayekuapproach ukiwa umevaa glass si kuboreka ati kisa hakupi privacy unayohitaji, atajuaje? vaa bango bac limeandikwa "when i wear glasses that means I need privacy"

hehehehee hiyo english tuu thanks kunirekebisha
ndo maana nikasema ni mimi natafsiri hivo na unajua kumsalimia mtu na kurefusha maongezi inategemea anakupa impression gani. Ukiona unakutana na mtu unaongea nae hatoi sun glasses we sepa tuu hataki maongezi na ukiendelea kujiongelesha basi majibu utayopata ni ya mkato bado kama huelewi na hiyo lugha basi tena.

 

[HARUFU]

Wacha weee

 

[Mkunde Original]

A pack of condoms, Rizzla, some weed!!

whaaoooo!!! ndomu in a wallet?? he should me a muscle guy to tempt me with attractive body structure, its like clip ya ini edo sijui ni movie gani kafatwa na mjamaa room kwake seems mlango ulikuwa wazi from wa nje hadi wa chumbani. Na Ini Edo alikuwa ndo ametoka kuoga so yuko na taulo la kifuani na anapaka mafuta, kumuona jamaa akaanza kumuwakia na kumtaka atoke chumbani kuwa hamtaki. Jamaa akamfata na kumbana ukutani kisha akampa nyama ya ulimi Ini akawa hoi mapigo ya moyo yakapanda. Jamaa akamuacha kwa dakika kadhaa kisha akavua alikuwa amevaa overall mweeh Ini kuona mamboz akajipeleka mwenyewe hahahahaaa

 

[grafani11]

hahaa nilikuwa sijachunguza...inabidi uzinyoe fasta kwa kweli.....

Wewe ndiye uliniambia unapenda kuziona, kama huzipendi basi nakusubiri uzinyoe mwenyewe, pia na hizi za huku nazo zinachoma choma. Wahi kurudi mapema Malkia wangu, mimi nipo njiani...

 

[Mkunde Original]

Mkunde Original mi naamini ukiwa dereva unahitaji kuwa na visibility nzuri tu..sasa ile makitu si inapunguza uwezo wako wa kuona vizuri bara barani na pembeni? Kumbe ni kuboost confidence lol.....sasa why akina dada tu...umenotice sio wanaume wengi wanaendesha wameyavaa hayo, ukiacha masharobaro

N.B. Hilo haliondoa uwezekano wa kwamba nilikuona

Shida ingine huwa naipata hasa mchana ni zile shades za kuzuia jua kwa mbele somehow huwa hazinipi shades ya kutosha hivo miwani huwa inanipa comfo za mwanga na visibility zaidi.
Hahahaaa hapana itakuwa ulimuona Karucee na si mimi looh heheheheee

 

[Tized]

Hard Knock..

 

[PetCash]

If u have manners and a little intelligence, and If u really need privacy (and not the show off privacy) the last place u would like to be is in public.
Watu huenda kwenye sehemu zenye mkusanyiko ili wajamiiane(socialize), talk, stories, meet new people and so on.
Sasa wewe bibie kuna wenzio hukaa kama wewe wana sononeko miyoni wanahitaji watu kama huyo kaka na huyo dada wawasemeshe walau siku iende wee waenda jianika hadharani ukitaka "privacy"? Really?

 

[Mkunde Original]

If u have manners and a little intelligence, and If u really need privacy (and not the show off privacy) the last place u would like to be is in public.
Watu huenda kwenye sehemu zenye mkusanyiko ili wajamiiane(socialize), talk, stories, meet new people and so on.
Sasa wewe bibie kuna wenzio hukaa kama wewe wana sononeko miyoni wanahitaji watu kama huyo kaka na huyo dada wawasemeshe walau siku iende wee waenda jianika hadharani ukitaka "privacy"? Really?

Yaani kote sijaona nimeona hilo andishi jekundu tuu? wewe huwa unajamiiana kwenye mikusanyiko ya watu?? daaah hehehehehe aiseee!!! ukiwa umevaa sun glasses au ukiwa naked eyes??!!! hahahahaa kweli tembea uone looh!!

 

[Karucee]

Shida ingine huwa naipata hasa mchana ni zile shades za kuzuia jua kwa mbele somehow huwa hazinipi shades ya kutosha hivo miwani huwa inanipa comfo za mwanga na visibility zaidi.
Hahahaaa hapana itakuwa ulimuona Karucee na si mimi looh heheheheee

Mimi na huyo hatuonani.

Conflict of interest.

Mimi #TeamRafiki , yeye #TeamBazazi .

cc Tized, Ntuzu, Mndengereko, Mr Rocky.

 

[Karucee]

Wewe ndiye uliniambia unapenda kuziona, kama huzipendi basi nakusubiri uzinyoe mwenyewe, pia na hizi za huku nazo zinachoma choma. Wahi kurudi mapema Malkia wangu, mimi nipo njiani...

Eti naskia hilo la downstairs haifikagi mara ya tatu zoezi linaahirishwa watu wanaangalia burning issues at hand kwanza!

 

[Ntuzu]

Mimi na huyo hatuonani.

Conflict of interest.

Mimi [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=TeamRafiki]#TeamRafiki [/URL] , yeye #TeamBazazi .


cc Tized, Ntuzu, Mndengereko, Mr Rocky.

Swadaktaaaaah!

Karucee yuko #TeamRafiki ! Na Ni rafiki Wa Ukwe-eh!