Lawrence Kego Masha aka Lau alimezaliwa March 11 mwaka 1967!!! Na sio 1970 as stated on his CV na anavyodai mwenyewe. Alianza shule ya vidudu pamoja na darasa la kwanza na la pili Mwanza. Hizi habari sio za kusimuliwa. Nilisoma nae shule moja enzi hizo.
Baada ya hapo waliondoka kwenda kumfuata Mzee Masha senior at the Big Apple. Huko UN huyu mzee alipokuwa anamepata kazi wana policy ya kusomesha watoto mpaka watakapofikisha miaka 18 au 21 (correct me if am wrong). Masha senior alirudisha nyuma umri wa Lau miaka mitatu ili aweze kuendelea kulipiwa shule. Kumbuka waliondoka TZ katika mazingira ya kutatanisha na hivyo it was very possible for documents to be played with. Huwezi kumlaumu sana huyu mzee maana watz wengi tu wanacheza huu mchezo. US walikataa kumwingiza darasa la tatu kwa kuwa ana "umri mdogo" hivyo akarudia darasa la pili. Actually Masha finished high school akiwa mzee kuliko wenzake yaani 19 lakini akipretend ana umri wa miaka 16. Alikuwa anatutambia kwamba He was called the whiz kid. He was and still is bright though he was no kid.
Nakubali kuna wengine humu JF wanamfahamu Lau sana na wasifu wake hasa wakati akiwa Marekani lakini huyu Mzinza ninamfahamu tangu akivaa nepi. Alizaliwa Sengerema na sio marekani. Mdogo wake Mgisa (mjeshi) ndio alizaliwa New York lakini huyu ni mzalendo kwelikweli aliukataa uraia wa marekani alipofikia umri wa miaka 18. But for the devious 41 year old Lau.....waziri wetu wa polisi...........well, leaves a lot to be desired??....pathetic at least
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