Wanawake wafupi na wivu wa kijinga!

[pakanga]

Wanaume warefu ndiyo wenyewe sasa, uki mute na yeye ana mute. Akituma msg anasubiri ijibiwe kwanza ndiyo atume tena.
Halafu hawana ile kumganda ganda mwanamke hivyo kwa sababu wenyewe wana nyodo.
Halafu wapo romantic, wakivaa nguo wanapendeza, wanajua Ku hug..
Niendelee??? Nahisi nimekujibu na vya Ziada.

Hatarii nilikuwa sijui

 

[pakanga]

Ukute mwanamke mfupi ana mimba kubwaa anakuwa kama betri ya simu iliyovimba

Umetisha Kiongozi nimecheka kwasauti mpaka niliyenae kwenye ngari kageuka

 

[Betterhalf]

Hahahahaha hiyo inaitwa "rusha nirushe"

Jiwe gizani...Mara unasikia "mamaaaaa".

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

Kheee
Msipotextiwa kila mda mnasema hampendwi mpoje nyie wana wa adam

Na mm sijui ni mwanamke mfupi ebu ngoja niulize

Ndiwooooooooooooooo

 

[Betterhalf]

Kila saa I love love, Mara kakubusu busu, mara kakusemeshe semeshe hata vitu havina maana, mkitembea njiani Mara katake kukushika mkono, kwenye gari Mara kawe kanakushika shika sijui kukubusu busu. Agrrrrrr vinakera hatari.
Usiombe sasa akawa mfupi halafu SHAROBARO sijui TOZI [emoji23][emoji23]ukiingia nae kwenye mahusiano unaweza hisi hellfire imeanza kukuunguza kabla hujafa.

Wengine wanachukia, wengine wanapenda...!
Kila mtu anapaswa kujua the likes and dislikes za mwenza au mtarajiwa wake.

 

[Southern Highland]

[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]utakoma na ufupi wako.
Ila wanaume wafupi mna kumbukumbu hamsahau tuu?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahaaa..[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] Shukuru mungu hujanijua na hatufahamiani. By the way how much is 6 Feet in centimeter.? Am 5.9 feet tall.

 

[Betterhalf]

Wanaume warefu ndiyo wenyewe sasa, uki mute na yeye ana mute. Akituma msg anasubiri ijibiwe kwanza ndiyo atume tena.
Halafu hawana ile kumganda ganda mwanamke hivyo kwa sababu wenyewe wana nyodo.
Halafu wapo romantic, wakivaa nguo wanapendeza, wanajua Ku hug..
Niendelee??? Nahisi nimekujibu na vya Ziada.

Generalization...eeeeenh?

 

[cute b]

Wengine wanachukia, wengine wanapenda...!
Kila mtu anapaswa kujua the likes and dislikes za mwenza au mtarajiwa wake.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Betterhalf]

Collect

Where to after being collected?

 

[Betterhalf]

Hahahahah aisee mi hupenda kuwaita embe ng'ongo au embe sindano! Ni shida hao, usiombe upigiwe ukutwe namba inatumika!

Ha ha ha ha ha...!

 

[cute b]

Hahaaa..[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] Shukuru mungu hujanijua na hatufahamiani. By the way how much is 6 Feet in centimeter.? Am 5.9 feet tall.

Inabidi nikujue, maana tall men hawachokozi kama wewe.

 

[Betterhalf]

Inabidi nikujue, maana tall men hawachokozi kama wewe.

Teh

 

[jebs2002]

Yajulikana wanawake kwa sms ni MAJIWE, wanaume hatuwawezi hata kama tukifundishwa na MIT (USA)!
Yaani kama mna malumbano ni heri uzime simu tu, ni ahera kwa kweli..

 

[Southern Highland]

Karibu tujuane. Nilikua nimesahau kabisa ila nilipoona comment yako nikakumbuka.

But don't mind, I won't do that again.

Inabidi nikujue, maana tall men hawachokozi kama wewe.

 

[cute b]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].
Haya bhana jirani

Karibu tujuane. Nilikua nimesahau kabisa ila nilipoona comment yako nikakumbuka.

But don't mind, I won't do that again.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Where to after being collected?

Hazina ukatunzwe

 

[lito bebe]

Mkuu unawaonaga kabisa ni wafupi wakati unawatokea ama wanakujaga kufupika baadae?😛😛😛

Hahahaha u made ma day lol[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Extrovert]

Refuka bhana

Mi ni mrefu kinamna ingine mchumba

 

[choupa moting]

Swali la upo wap na unafanya nn, umekula? kiukweli mi linanikera liulizwe na mfupi au mrefu, mnene au mwembaba, mweusi au mweupe nakereka hatar.

 

[lito bebe]

Kheee
Msipotextiwa kila mda mnasema hampendwi mpoje nyie wana wa adam

Na mm sijui ni mwanamke mfupi ebu ngoja niulize

Ukikaa kimya wanaanza ooh mwanamke hata hajui kujali wala kupetipeti,ukimtext wanaona kero dooh kweli wanaume ni zigo la misumari