Wanaume wa Marekani mna nini?

[Malafyale]

Waambie MAMBULA HAO.

Wanatuonea wivu tunavyo kula BATA za ukweli ehehehehe

 

[KARANJA 007]

Wanatuonea wivu tunavyo kula BATA za ukweli ehehehehe

Mkuu watacha wapi?,maana sasa wanakunywa uji wa chumvi kwa malimao dadadeki,ati MTAISOMA NAMBA,yaani ni full MAJANGA.

 

[Malafyale]

Mkuu watacha wapi?,maana sasa wanakunywa uji wa chumvi kwa malimao dadadeki,ati MTAISOMA NAMBA,yaani ni full MAJANGA.

Uki change dola 1,000 tu huwezi kuzibeba kwenye wallet inabidi wakuwekee kwenye mfuko wa rambo na unajaa manoti mekundu!Nchi imekuwa ya ajabu sana ile

 

[KARANJA 007]

Uki change dola 1,000 tu huwezi kuzibeba kwenye wallet inabidi wakuwekee kwenye mfuko wa rambo na unajaa manoti mekundu!Nchi imekuwa ya ajabu sana ile

Yaani 21st century,wallet ni useless? halafu mijitu ooh tuna maendeleo,na sasa gas,petrolsiju madini gani etc etc,wamesahau nchi imeuzwa kwa mbwa,yaani shamba la bibi,watakalia kuwaona wazungu wanachota wanahamisha,halafu kazi kutembez bakuli kwa wakoloni,mchango,mchango,msaada,msaada wananchi wanakufa na njaa,wakat nchi tajiri kushinda Japan na America ukiziunganisha.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Nimecheka mpaka nimejamba

Basi chkua tunzo hilo la 100 dolaar bill,na ukiongeaza tena na tena mimi naendelea kutunza 100 us daollar bill for kila ngurumo.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Jamani anaejua jinsi ya kupata visa ya USA anijuze.

Sasa kwa nini ulikwa unazunguka zunguka tu?,si ungesema tu,mbona mambo ya visa ya USA ni mteremko kama una god father?,basi nitaliwekea mkazo suala hili,halafu nitakujibu.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Kiranja 007 kula hii kitu.

Duuh Mkuu ndio naiona hii leo,hakyanani nampanua aisee kiruuuuuuuuuu.

 

[Valentina]

Duuh Mkuu ndio naiona hii leo,hakyanani nampanua aisee kiruuuuuuuuuu.

Nyoooo umpanue nani

 

[Malafyale]

Yaani 21st century,wallet ni useless? halafu mijitu ooh tuna maendeleo,na sasa gas,petrolsiju madini gani etc etc,wamesahau nchi imeuzwa kwa mbwa,yaani shamba la bibi,watakalia kuwaona wazungu wanachota wanahamisha,halafu kazi kutembez bakuli kwa wakoloni,mchango,mchango,msaada,msaada wananchi wanakufa na njaa,wakat nchi tajiri kushinda Japan na America ukiziunganisha.

Sasa wanaunganisha nguvu kuchangia MADAWATI ehehehe!Tena hadi Regional Commissioner ukichangia madawati mengi anakupigia simu kukupongeza eheheheheheh

 

[Vimlowe]

USA kwene kila uchafu wa dunia! Who would risk? Hell NO!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

USA kwene kila uchafu wa dunia! Who would risk? Hell NO!

Hujaona wenzio wanavyomshobokea Obama?

Hujaona wanavyoshobokea Victoria's Secrete?

Hujaona wanavyoshobokea BET?

 

[Hornet]

ngoja nitafute myuesiei nisafishe nyota.... kama kuna myuesiei aliyeko likizo akuje basi anitolee gundu....

 

[KARANJA 007]

Nyoooo umpanue nani

Basi mamii,nilikuwa natania tu.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Sasa wanaunganisha nguvu kuchangia MADAWATI ehehehe!Tena hadi Regional Commissioner ukichangia madawati mengi anakupigia simu kukupongeza eheheheheheh

Very funny.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Nyoooo umpanue nani

Hutaniwiiiii mamii?,hata hivyo mrembo kama wewe kutukana inaharibu credibility yako mamii,usimuige Mange Kimambi.

 

[cesilia]

ngoja nitafute myuesiei nisafishe nyota.... kama kuna myuesiei aliyeko likizo akuje basi anitolee gundu....

hahaaaaaaa hilo gundu we nenda hata ubalozini tu

 

[Yegomasika]

USA kwene kila uchafu wa dunia! Who would risk? Hell NO!

Sema kweli hakyanani!.

 

[Valentina]

Hutaniwiiiii mamii?,hata hivyo mrembo kama wewe kutukana inaharibu credibility yako mamii,usimuige Mange Kimambi.

Mambo

 

[KARANJA 007]

Mambo

Mambo pouwa wa ubani,siku hizi umekuwa mkali?,hadi naogopa na kutetemeka nikikuona jukwaani,mpaka najisemea rohoni" LEOO,.,.. MAMA YANGUUU,.,,.,.SIJUI KITANUKA TENA ?

 

[Valentina]

Mambo pouwa wa ubani,siku hizi umekuwa mkali?,hadi naogopa na kutetemeka nikikuona jukwaani,mpaka najisemea rohoni" LEOO,.,.. MAMA YANGUUU,.,,.,.SIJUI KITANUKA TENA ?

Ha haa relax bana. Hata sina ukali jamani, istoshe hujanikosea yanayoendelea hapa nachulia ni utani tu