Wanaume wa Marekani mna nini?

[Valentina]

Huku kuna matapeli sana hadi wa umri, nilishaandika uzi kuonya
kuhusu hili!

Ukwapi huo Uzi?

 

[Simplicity.]

Ha haa yule Simplicity alikua anakutafuta halafu

Hivi huyo naye ni mwanamke! She is a fucked up shit, stressed and useless. Kaachika, anadhani humu ndio pa kuondolea stress. She is awful moron.

 

[Simplicity.]

Ha haa yule Simplicity alikua anakutafuta halafu

Sasa ndio atashangaa anajulikana vizuri, sema yeye mshipa wa aibu ulishamtoka siku nyingi kwa sababu udirector wake ni wa kubully watu kwenye social media.

 

[Simplicity.]

Anhaa umevizia kaondoka ndo unamsema eeh! Ngoja sasa aje

Dawa yake ni Linda, utasikia muda si mrefu anamwibukia Linda. Huyo hata umwambie maneno gani mshipa wa aibu umeshamtoka. Anajijua ni Garbage and useless. Akitukanwa ndio anafurahi, sasa utamkomoa kwa lipi!

 

[KARANJA 007]

Haya ukalale sasa

Halafu wewe unadhambi sana,yaani ulivyokuwa unamshinikiza binti ya watu mrembo,masikini ya mungu eti unamwambia na fulani alikuwa anakutafuta,basi na yeye bila kujijua anaanza kumtafuta huyo fulani na kumtukana,halafu kibao kinamgeukia,ukiona tena amekaa kimya mara Freema Agyeman njoo huku huyu nae anakutafuta,duuh sasa ikawa kama kaponda jiwe kwenye mzinga wa nyuki,mwisho masikini kajisemea mie sirudi tena kwenye huo uzi,gun down,

 

[KARANJA 007]

Unahisi huyu dada atakua kabisa ganiView attachment 360144

Daah yaani umemuwekea Freema hii tena? da wewe nilikuogopa toka siku ile uniache mataa ya Tazara.

 

[Valentina]

Halafu wewe unadhambi sana,yaani ulivyokuwa unamshinikiza binti ya watu mrembo,masikini ya mungu eti unamwambia na fulani alikuwa anakutafuta,basi na yeye bila kujijua anaanza kumtafuta huyo fulani na kumtukana,halafu kibao kinamgeukia,ukiona tena amekaa kimya mara Freema Agyeman njoo huku huyu nae anakutafuta,duuh sasa ikawa kama kaponda jiwe kwenye mzinga wa nyuki,mwisho masikini kajisemea mie sirudi tena kwenye huo uzi,gun down,

Kwendraaaaa

 

[Valentina]

Daah yaani umemuwekea Freema hii tena? da wewe nilikuogopa toka siku ile uniache mataa ya Tazara.

Unamchokoza ee

 

[Simplicity.]

Unahisi huyu dada atakua kabisa ganiView attachment 360144

Mmasai huyu, au kabila la Mpoki, maana anafanana na Mpoki - The Comed.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Kwendraaaaa

Daah ,yaani kisa mimi muuza karanga ndo leo naambiwa KWENDRAAAAA,.,,.,haya bhana,lakini mbona hukuweka tule tu emoji emoji emoji?,basi nyie kaeni ni kina Mzee mengi bhana.

 

[Valentina]

Daah ,yaani kisa mimi muuza karanga ndo leo naambiwa KWENDRAAAAA,.,,.,haya bhana,lakini mbona hukuweka tule tu emoji emoji emoji?,basi nyie kaeni ni kina Mzee mengi bhana.

Utrajijuuu

 

[KARANJA 007]

Unamchokoza ee

Basi mamishuu,namuogopa maana huyo ni mtani wangu halafu ana msahafu wa matusi(chezea Mange Kimambi)?

 

[KARANJA 007]

Utrajijuuu

Mbona tayari nimeshajijuu jamani?

 

[Valentina]

Mbona tayari nimeshajijuu jamani?

Mbado hujaji jeijei vizuri

 

[KARANJA 007]

Mazee kwani huyo ndo Director wetu wa NYC?

Yaani wewe Ngabu kiboko,eti mazee.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Mbado hujaji jeijei vizuri

Tayari na we naye,au unataka kuniongezea dozi?,nisije kushindwa kudrive kifua tonight mamishuu bhana,imetosha.

 

[Valentina]

Tayari na we naye,au unataka kuniongezea dozi?,nisije kushindwa kudrive kifua tonight mamishuu bhana,imetosha.

OK.... Gudu nait.... Ngoja nitumikie kitanda sasa

 

[KARANJA 007]

OK.... Gudu nait.... Ngoja nitumikie kitanda sasa

Kitanda peke yake au na passenger?,maana usijekuwa kama Mange Kimambi,kaambiwa na videnish eti analala peke yake siku zote,wakati yeye kidenish ana mme ila kasafiri siku moja tu na inakuwa nightmare,angalia majinamizi yasikukabe usiku.

 

[Valentina]

Kitanda peke yake au na passenger?,maana usijekuwa kama Mange Kimambi,kaambiwa na videnish eti analala peke yake siku zote,wakati yeye kidenish ana mme ila kasafiri siku moja tu na inakuwa nightmare,angalia majinamizi yasikukabe usiku.

We mchokoze tu mi sipo

 

[KARANJA 007]

We mchokoze tu mi sipo

Daah kweli,maana wa kunitetea si ni wewe?hebu acha niufyate mamii,lakini nakuomba akianza kunikorome ,mtumie ujumbe PM,Mwambie msamehe,huyo ni baby wangu wa ubani au vip?,hapo najua atazima fegi, leo vipi huoshi vyombo?