Wanaume mnataka nini

[nitonye]

nakuhonga viatu njano na kofia ya kijani

Ameshakuja mwenyewe bishanga ni seme ni siseme?

 

[mzabzab]

what men want if for a lady to be pretty and offer sex without commitment. deliver those two and u will always keep him coming back

 

[mkuyati og]

A man's basic needs:
1. FOOD
2. SEX
3. SILENCE
We don't ask for much, just the three above named items.

 

[roby2006]

Haya mambo kama ni kweli unamfanyia jamaa niko tayari kufanya mapinduzi na kutangaza nia

wanataka,moja mazingira na wewe uwe safi akirudii....

..............,mbili,msosi wa nguvu kama msukuma ujue kuupika ugali lol....bahati nzuri siku hizi recipes nyingi zinapatikana mtandaoni....kama una simu yenye mtandao....sioni hili la ufundi wa jikoni likushinde,lol


.........tatu,ujitume kunako kwa bed,style tofauti kila siku anzia doggysttyle jumatatu,jumanne willbarrow aka tololi....missionary position mbuzi kagoma kwenda,halafu zigeuze hizo style week inayofuata lol...kama ulianza na doggy jumatatu malizia jumapili intead........

kwa kifupi wanaume are bunch of self-centerd hypocrites!.......................hayajali umechoka au la yenyewe yanahitaji services tu,ni mnafiki pekee ndio anawaweza...ukiwa real lazima utashindwana nao.....mtu gani real akufulie akupikie uroda akugaie hadi viatu akubrashie bila kuchoka???lazima uwe na viuelement vya unafiki ndani yako lol....ndio maana nyumba ndogo nyingi wanaziwezea sababu ni wanafiki....wanawaogesha hadi na maji ya iliki.....haingii akilini kwa mtu mwenye akili zake.......kuweka maji iliki na kukanda kanda.......majinga kweli huwa hayaonagi yanaibiwa humo.....

 

[Ngekewa]

nimeshindwa kabisa kuelewa heri niwe tu peke yangu

Mpenzi wangu amini huna haja ya kuamuwa hivyo kwani mimi sina makuu nakutaka wewe tu basi!!

 

[Ngekewa]

au mnataka kufungwa mgongoni

Mgogoni wewe nifunga tu iwapo mgongo wako utaona utaumia, lakini nakutaka wewe tu!

 

[Ngekewa]

sikuwaomba lakini

Mtoto mzuri kama wewe haombi bali hutunukiwa na zawadi huenda na shukurani!

 

[Ngekewa]

kweli kua uyaone jamani

Hewaiia! Kauli kama hii hutoka kwa aliekwishakuwa na kujuwa mtu mzima mwenziwe kama mimi ni wazi!

 

[Ngekewa]

kitu gani icho cha ajabu

Hata mimi nashangaa kutaka kutowa uamuzi wa kujiweka pembeni wakati bado hujafikia tamati ya vitu vinavyotakiwa.

 

[Ngekewa]

kweli nimechoka

Shabash ama kweli jina limesibu! Hii Ngekewa, Njooooo upumzike kwake daima!

 

[Ngekewa]

kweli nimechoka

Shabash! Jina limesibu, hii ni Ngekewa. Njoo kwangu upumzike daima!

 

[Vaislay]

ukisema uwaze mwanaume muda wote anachokukwaza utakonda bibie dawa fanya pilika zako km huna shida vile....:juggle:

 

[Ngekewa]

wanataka,moja mazingira na wewe uwe safi akirudii....

..............,mbili,msosi wa nguvu kama msukuma ujue kuupika ugali lol....bahati nzuri siku hizi recipes nyingi zinapatikana mtandaoni....kama una simu yenye mtandao....sioni hili la ufundi wa jikoni likushinde,lol


.........tatu,ujitume kunako kwa bed,style tofauti kila siku anzia doggysttyle jumatatu,jumanne willbarrow aka tololi....missionary position mbuzi kagoma kwenda,halafu zigeuze hizo style week inayofuata lol...kama ulianza na doggy jumatatu malizia jumapili intead........

kwa kifupi wanaume are bunch of self-centerd hypocrites!.......................hayajali umechoka au la yenyewe yanahitaji services tu,ni mnafiki pekee ndio anawaweza...ukiwa real lazima utashindwana nao.....mtu gani real akufulie akupikie uroda akugaie hadi viatu akubrashie bila kuchoka???lazima uwe na viuelement vya unafiki ndani yako lol....ndio maana nyumba ndogo nyingi wanaziwezea sababu ni wanafiki....wanawaogesha hadi na maji ya iliki.....haingii akilini kwa mtu mwenye akili zake.......kuweka maji iliki na kukanda kanda.......majinga kweli huwa hayaonagi yanaibiwa humo.....

Kwangu akija simuombi hayo yote anifanyie bali nitamfundisha hayo ili aone kuwa yeye mwenyewe anashiriki ipasavyo! Najuwa kuwa huu ni wakati wa kuwezeshana na sio wa ktegemeana!

 

[Vaislay]

ukisema upoteze muda kumwaza mwanaume na kero zake utakonda bure...dawa yao hao ni kupiga mzigo tu (kazai) km huna shida vile their always maproducer wa stress.:juggle:

 

[Ngekewa]

jestina iyo balaa kwani wanawake tumeumbwa kuwafuRAHISHA TU WANAUME MBONA NA WAO waSITUFURAHISHE

Kwani wewe unataka kukasirisha? Kama hiyo ndiyo itakuwa nakufurahisha basi niko tayari unikasirishe ili wewe ufurahike. Kwani ile kupokea zawadi uliyosema hukuiiomba si kufurahishwa kwa mwanamke huko? Iwapo aliyosema Jestinai unayaita kuwa ni furaha ya mwanamme tu basi kumbe tatizo ni wewe si wanaume.
Hata hivyo pengine huko ulikotoka mambo hayakuwa mazuri, kwangu mimi bado nakuhakikishia kuwa tutafurahishana kwa hayo hayo uliyoyaona huko ulikotoka kuwa ni Furaha ya Bwana tu. Njoo mwezangu nikuosheshe hayo ya jesta yana raha na furaha kwa mwanamke pia.

 

[Ngekewa]

kuna mtu hapendi furaha

Mradi mimi nitafurahi kuwa na wewe sijali mwengine akiwahana furaha. Tatizo lako ni kujuwa nini ninachokitaka na nishakwambia, sitaki chochote isipokuwa wewe tu!

 

[Ngekewa]

ngoja nipige zangu kazi craap

Wewe ukirudi utanikuta nakungojea, sitaki makubwa kwako mimi nakutaka wewe tu. Basi hata hili moja utaninyima?

 

[Smile]

Mpenzi wangu amini huna haja ya kuamuwa hivyo kwani mimi sina makuu nakutaka wewe tu basi!!

nina machungu wewe

 

[Smile]

ukisema upoteze muda kumwaza mwanaume na kero zake utakonda bure...dawa yao hao ni kupiga mzigo tu (kazai) km huna shida vile their always maproducer wa stress.:juggle:

kweli mapenzi nitaishia kuyasoma tu

 

[King’asti]

I can be anything I wanna be, anywhere with anywho! But with you I have something special, I will take ur soul(to hell)! U wanna try me?

Are you a self-centered - self-absorbed beeyootch?