Wamakonde na kiswahili.

[Salamander]

Wakati mwingine ni haraka tu ndo inawafanya waongee sivyo ndivyo, lakini matamshi yote wanayo kinywani, kama huyu eti anasema
"Nasimba simo chimba akija alumbukie".

 

[Nanaa]

Hahahaaa...unatuchokoza eenh? Chacha uko chini ya ulinzi..ukichimama nchale, ukikimbia nchale...

 

[Washawasha]

Kkkkkk mbona mnatuchokoza jamani?
Nalog off

 

[kindondindo]

nchumali
chipoti
echiem
njomba.

 

[kiface]

Hahahaaa uwii mbavu zangu.

 

[Salamander]

Alafu wanapenda kujipa majina sio yao, kuna mmoja kaulizwa jina akawa anaogopa kutaja eti anaweza kukamatwa, alipolazimishwa saaana, akamsogelea aliyemuuliza akamwambia sikioni,"Juliachi". Akimaanisha Julias Nyerere.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Haahahaha eti juliachi. Utawasikia eti wee mimi nke ya ntu

 

[Super Handsome]

Alafu wanapenda kujipa majina sio yao, kuna mmoja kaulizwa jina akawa anaogopa kutaja eti anaweza kukamatwa, alipolazimishwa saaana, akamsogelea aliyemuuliza akamwambia sikioni,"Juliachi". Akimaanisha Julias Nyerere.

Ha ha ha ha andibanga we we!

 

[Njalamatata]

Kuna mmoja mwaka 1992 aliambiwa ataje jina lake akasema 'jina langu ni chili ya chelekali' Alipolazimishwa sana akasema naitwa Ali Hachani Mwinyi

 

[First Born]

nke wangu kaleta chamaki nchanga..

 

[bowlibo]

Askari: Taja jina lako tuandike
Mmakonde: Ndugu achikari hapo hapatoshi, kaatachi ndogo
Askari: Unataka inayotosha iweje?
Mmakonde: Lete karatachi ndefu hapa Majengo mpaka Ligula (maeneo ya Mtwara)
Askari: Kwa nini
Mmakonde: (akiongea kwa kunong'oneza) Jina langu TRENI
Askari: Hwa hwa hwaa, teh teh teh

 

[Red Scorpion]

askari: Taja jina lako tuandike
mmakonde: Ndugu achikari hapo hapatoshi, kaatachi ndogo
askari: Unataka inayotosha iweje?
Mmakonde: Lete karatachi ndefu hapa majengo mpaka ligula (maeneo ya mtwara)
askari: Kwa nini
mmakonde: (akiongea kwa kunong'oneza) jina langu treni
askari: Hwa hwa hwaa, teh teh teh

teleni..

 

[Ptz]

Alafu wanapenda kujipa majina sio yao, kuna mmoja kaulizwa jina akawa anaogopa kutaja eti anaweza kukamatwa, alipolazimishwa saaana, akamsogelea aliyemuuliza akamwambia sikioni,"Juliachi". Akimaanisha Julias Nyerere.

Hahahaha. utakua komediani wewe

 

[1701]

Wamakonde wote ni comedians,wadada mko wap?

 

[Kine3]

Uchiteme wala uchimung'unye mpaka bwana mkubwa apike apa.

 

[Kine3]

Tundoka diana lunduno.

 

[Levictus]

ukikaa nchale

 

[bowlibo]

teleni..

Ha ha haa kweli nilitereza kuandika

 

[Sibonike]

Wakati mwingine ni haraka tu ndo inawafanya waongee sivyo ndivyo, lakini matamshi yote wanayo kinywani, kama huyu eti anasema
"Nasimba simo chimba akija alumbukie".

Mmoja alikuwa anakaa Kimara akiitwa Sementi. Akaharibu akahamia Makongo akabadili jina huko akiitwa Matofali

 

[Salamander]

Mmoja alikuwa anakaa Kimara akiitwa Sementi. Akaharibu akahamia Makongo akabadili jina huko akiitwa Matofali

Ndio walivyo, Mama Radio yeye alikuwa jirani yetu huko Mbagala, akaja mtu akatuambia ni mjomba wake, walivyohama nikawakuta Keko Magurumbasi anawaelekeza watu eti ni mume wake. Tena anasisitiza ni mwichilamu jina lake Chaidi.