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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[antimatter]

Love at First Sight

A girl at a bus stop spotted a
handsome man and without
hesitation went to him and said,
"You look cute, I like you."
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said,
"My dear, this love and
infatuation are all nothing. You
are too young to be behaving
like this. Please go home and study
hard so that you can have a
successful life."
He then placed a piece of paper
on her hand and said, I have
written some words of wisdom
and Bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep. Then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame
and before she slept she opened
up the paper and read thus:
Are you blind? My wife was
standing right behind me. Any way,
this is my number. Call me
anytime. By the way, I like you too😘

Men are always Men 😁

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[CHIEF PRIEST]

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Kapicha basi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[CHIEF PRIEST]

Pole Bugatti
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Huyo hapo Bugatti

 

[CHIEF PRIEST]

Aliyemchapia Manara ni Mondi?
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Duh, Chaijaba kammegea msukule waifu wake !!!! Noma sana

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Upside down

 

[Khantwe]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.
"Well doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with the left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with the left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth. Nothing
We even called our neighbor, Arleen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, she even squeezed it between her legs, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yap, none of us could get the jar open!"

 

[Mshana Jr]

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