Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.
"Well doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with the left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with the left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth. Nothing
We even called our neighbor, Arleen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, she even squeezed it between her legs, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yap, none of us could get the jar open!" 😁😁
 
Hilarious Laws Which You Have Not Studied In School
Law of Equality: The time taken by a wife when she says, I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says I'll call you in 5 minutes!
Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
BAny tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it works!
Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre/Hall Rule: People with the seats at the farthest point from entry always arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal: After you accept a proposal, a better one will emerge..
 
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