Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kweli kabisa yaani dawa ya mke ni kiwa na pisi kali kuliko yeye. Lazima awe mpole tuu

Yaani hata akikukuta laivu unaipelekea moto hata kama alikuwa na mpango wa kuanzisha varangati anatulia tu na kukuacha umalize mishe zako huku akishangaa jinsi pisi ilivyo moto

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Je, J ni nani!!???View attachment 1815797

J ni mwanaume kwa kweli. Yaani ana misimamo kama yangu

 

[mzabzab]

Yaani hata akikukuta laivu unaipelekea moto hata kama alikuwa na mpango wa kuanzisha varangati anatulia tu na kukuacha umalize mishe zako huku akishangaa jinsi pisi ilivyo moto

Kweli kabisa...wala huna shida ya kuomba msamaha yeye mwenyewe ndio ataanza sema jamani basi muoe tuu kama mke wa pili

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A short true sad story

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

Yalimshinda gwajima haya.

Chidi tapeli sana ndiye aliyevuruga ndoa ya Mbasha

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

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Wewe tembea na mchina

 

[Mshana Jr]

Alitaka nitume na yakutolea nkamtumia.

Waseee ni nini mbayaaView attachment 1815305

Vumbi la kongo

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hii inaumiza

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Nyalumana originally]

Moja ya sifa ya Uchungaji ni kuchunga kondoo bila kuwatafuna.

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Hatari saana

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[MK254]

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Nakumbuka kitambo nikiwa mdogo nilikua na kitabu cha katuni za Madenge, hivi bado kipo sokoni?

 

[Kirokonya]

Nyoooo, mnajipa moyo tyuuh

......lakini ndio ukweli wenyewe.
Sindano ikigusa mfupa inauma......

 

[Kirokonya]

Nakumbuka kitambo nikiwa mdogo nilikua na kitabu cha katuni za Madenge, hivi bado kipo sokoni?

'.......zama zake zimeshapita.....

 

[Kirokonya]

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....Hii ndio imani ya wengi....

 

[Mshana Jr]

Katoto kachafu kama bata

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mgirik]

Hahaa

 

[Hassan Mambosasa]

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Ni MAKUBAZI

soma kurudi nyuma

 

[moudgulf]