Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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[Mshana Jr]

Intelligent Answers[emoji12][emoji12]

Wife[emoji35], "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"
Husband (Calmly), "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."
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What a decent way to Reply!
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Wife to her Accountant Husband: [emoji44]
What is Inflation?
Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36.
_But now you are
48-40-48._
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .[emoji12]
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Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.[emoji2957]
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!![emoji12]
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Accountancy Fact:[emoji44][emoji12][emoji2957]
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?[emoji13]
A drunken Friend is a liability.
But,
A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.[emoji13][emoji12]
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!![emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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[emoji12][emoji317][emoji13][emoji44]Wonders before and after Marriage.[emoji1427][emoji317][emoji13][emoji317][emoji44]
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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[emoji12][emoji317][emoji44][emoji13]Philosophy of Marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
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[emoji317][emoji12][emoji317][emoji12][emoji317]Secret formula for Married Couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!![emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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