Vituko jeshini

HP1 · Feb 15, 2012

Wana JF ningependa sana tujikumbushe mambo yaliyokuwa yanajiri katika kambi za jeshi. Wale waliopitia jeshini, wanajeshi na wanaofahamu vituko vya jeshi watuambie.

Siku moja afande aliwakuta makuruta wakiwa wanapiga stori zao. Afande kwa hasira akawaonyesha kibao na kusema "Arooo hamjui kusoma? hapa pameandikwa NO SMOKING maana yake MSIPIGE KERERE.."

ngulinho · Feb 15, 2012

HP1 said:
Wana JF ningependa sana tujikumbushe mambo yaliyokuwa yanajiri katika kambi za jeshi. Wale waliopitia jeshini, wanajeshi na wanaofahamu vituko vya jeshi watuambie.

Siku moja afande aliwakuta makuruta wakiwa wanapiga stori zao. Afande kwa hasira akawaonyesha kibao na kusema "Arooo hamjui kusoma? hapa pameandikwa NO SMOKING maana yake MSIPIGE KERERE.."

:A S embarassed:ha ha ha ha ha ha

SHIEKA · Feb 15, 2012

kuruta alikuwa anaumwa.Afanda wake akamtafuta kumjulia hali na kumwuliza, "We kuruta! Hali yako vipi?
KURUTA:"Ninaimprove afande!"
AFANDE:"Sarare! Unaimpluvu? Ugonjwa mgeni huo.Itabidi uende Muhimbiri!"

HP1 · Feb 15, 2012

Tehe tehe toh toh hahaaa

Masikini_Jeuri · Feb 15, 2012

Kuruta akiwa mbali na msururu wa chakula alikutwa na afande ikawa kama hivi;

Afande: Mbona umekaa pembeni wakti wenzio wako kwenye FORENI?

Kuruta: Sina appetite afande

Afande: Aaah mbona wenzako wanazo mbiri mbiri si waambie wakugawie?

Perry · Feb 15, 2012

Teh teh teh.

mkazamjomba · Feb 15, 2012

tulikuwa makutupora dom afande akauliza we mbona huendi kula akajibiwa sina appetite akasema arrooo aliyenazo mbili mumwazime mwenzenu

Midavudavu · Feb 15, 2012

Au mtafuta rafiki yako mkomfuzi pamoja mle wote.

mkazamjomba · Feb 15, 2012

jeshini ilikuwa sio aibu kusema ninaumwa niko period afande akajibu haya ambao mko period wavulana huku na nyie wasichana huku napenda sana walio period sio kuja kuwa wazembe alidhani afya ni ngangari

Midavudavu · Feb 15, 2012

Afande mmoja wa kike sitamsahau kwa vituko vyake. Wakati wa kuchapa mguu alipenda kusema " Nyanyua mguu mwanaume hadi usawa wa k...........yangu" huku akionyesha kwa kidole.

mkazamjomba · Feb 15, 2012

nakumbuka tulikuwa na disko sasa kila msichana hataki kucheza na afande wakati huo tumechana afro na pekoz enzi hizo bwana kumbe iliwauma tulimaliza disko saa 7 kufika saa 8 tukatolewa nje tusiosuka twende kilioni wacha turushwe kichura kumbe hasira ya kukata kucheza nao

kalukamise · Feb 15, 2012

Afande alitukuta tumekaa akatuambia kuruta kavaeni green vest za kijani...mkuu hapo ukicheka tu unao anaweza hata kulia eti umemtukana

Mahesabu · Feb 15, 2012

Green vest ya kijani.....gentlemen mwajuma!!!

Nyaubwii · Feb 15, 2012

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa dah afande bana

Leonard Robert · Feb 15, 2012

Midavudavu said:
Afande mmoja wa kike sitamsahau kwa vituko vyake. Wakati wa kuchapa mguu alipenda kusema " Nyanyua mguu mwanaume hadi usawa wa k...........yangu" huku akionyesha kwa kidole.

ha ha ha aibu ziko uraian mangi.

Masikini_Jeuri · Feb 15, 2012

hahahahahaha!

Afandeeeeee hawa huku wanakucheka!

Gabmanu · Feb 15, 2012

Mmevunja mbaya! Nakumbuka nikiwa xucl machal flan nikuwackia wakitafsiri hili neno
"LAST WORNING" eti ni "KOSA LA MWISHO"

Vodka · Feb 15, 2012

Dah jeshini nakumbuka bia za bei rahisi tu.

HP1 · Feb 16, 2012

Afande alimpa adhabu kuruta ya kusukuma ardhi (push ups). Akawa anaamrisha up down up down... Kuna muda kuruta alikuwa amechoka amelalia tumbo afande akaendelea kusema DOWN huku akionyesha kwa mkono kuwa anyanyuke juu jamaa aliendelea kulala uso ukiwa kwenye mchanga. Afande akamwita mwenzake kwa sauti akisema "...Aroooooo potiiiii hiri ri jamaa harierewi kiingereza.."

egbert44 · Feb 16, 2012

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