myoyambendi
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- Sep 13, 2013
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DuhI wish to bring to your attention that all girls born in 2000 are now legally ready to be consumed
Thank you......
Mh!!Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!
AiseeEven PAUL who was preaching the word of God was killed in ROME so what about these guys from Catalonia who were preaching lies about the God of football.
JoblessIn Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
in Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a.
🤣🤣If she doesn't want to introduce you to her parents...My brother don't worry, just impregnate her and wait.Her parents will come and introduce themselves to you!!
Wisdom will be my cause of death.
Aisee 🤣Christianity left Israel as a family,came to Rome as a religion,went to England as politics and ended in Africa as business
🤣🤣🤣Do women also worry about their performance in bed or they just blame men for everything....
✔️✔️Beat an African child, console him with a biscuit and ask him, " who beat you?" He will point at another person. That is how corruption started in Africa.
🤣👍🤣The most patient customers in the world are those buying condoms. They will always say "Serve him first i will wait"
🤣🤣My son stopped smoking weed the day he spent 30 minutes looking for his phone under the bed.. While using his phone flashlight
InawezekanaDakika kumi za kufanya kitu ni muhimu zaidi kuliko masaa kumi ya kufikiria juu ya kufanya kitu.
SawaUkiwa na uwezo wa kuongea mbele ya watu kumi na ukasikilizwa embu jaribu kuongea vitu muhimu basi
AiseeMy brother..these girls of today..once she enters your place and sees flat screen TV, double bed, stove and fridge...believe me..a very serious relationship has just started!
AiseeNi muhimu kujua kuwasha moto pasi na kutumia kiwashio. Usishangae, ndio ni kweli lazima ujifunze kuwasha moto kwa njia za kiasili kabisa kwasababu kuna siku ya siku unaweza kuwa porini mbali na makazi na huna kifaa hicho.