Unaikumbuka hii siku ya kwanza..??

[Tuko]

Wanne wote wako 'ON'???? Ha ha ha, you are bad news to women.

Toa ya yule unayemfeel kiukweli

Am I bad or good news to them?... Nimewaacommodate wanne.
Anyway... ngoja nitoe ya yule tuliyeapishana kanisani..

 

[Kaizer]

Ebanaeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hii nayo kali,mimba kwa mudomooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hebu nieleze ilikuwaje siku ya kwanza ya ma deep kisssssssssss
Ulihisi unaelea angani eeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!

CC: Asprin , Kaizer , Dark City .......!!!!!!!!!!

we Eiyer maswali gani ya kumuuliza Kongosho?

 

[Double K]

Hakuna exactly place, ila nilikuwa rafiki sana wa rafiki yake na siku ya kwanza alitambulishwa kwamgu pale mdegree, alikuwa ni mpole mnoo mpaka nikawa nawauliza rafiki zake how do you live with this man ila love came between na sasa wananiuliza how do you live with him? Nje ya upole wake, he makes me laugh all the time. I love him.

 

[Eiyer]

hahaha, ngoja nimpigie simu nimuulize maana yeye ni mtunza kumbukumbu mzuri sana. lol

Hapo sawa ....!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kifulambute]

Kuna hii ya jamaa yangu..yeye alikutana na wife wake barabarani usiku....akamkimbiza akampiga mtama..siunajua makabila yetu tena akambeba hadi geto..na maisha yakaanzia hapo.

 

[Eiyer]

we Eiyer maswali gani ya kumuuliza Kongosho?

Tunahitaji maexpiriensi yake bana ....!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha ha, Eiyer bana

It was heaven on Earth, ndio nikagundua kuwa kumbe nachezea bahati eeh?! Mwanamme si pesa wala mali bana. Pesa na mali vinatafutwa ila mapenzi ni zawadi kutoka mbinguni lol. Unweza kuwa unahangaika kutafuta maembe kwenye mibono wakati mwembe uko pembeni unakushangaa.

Kwa kweli, zombie oyeee, na asipoleta utani, naweka mzigo ndani, sitakagi mchezo moyo ukifika bei. (iwafikie wambea wote, snowhite, watu8 na Nicas Mtei)

Ebanaeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hii nayo kali,mimba kwa mudomooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hebu nieleze ilikuwaje siku ya kwanza ya ma deep kisssssssssss
Ulihisi unaelea angani eeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!

CC: Asprin , Kaizer , Dark City .......!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eiyer]

Hakuna exactly place, ila nilikuwa rafiki sana wa rafiki yake na siku ya kwanza alitambulishwa kwamgu pale mdegree, alikuwa ni mpole mnoo mpaka nikawa nawauliza rafiki zake how do you live with this man ila love came between na sasa wananiuliza how do you live with him? Nje ya upole wake, he makes me laugh all the time. I love him.

Nani alianza kumtokea mwenzie??

 

[Lovebird]

siku nilochapwa viboko na mama kwa kuongea tu nae, nililia nkasema sitokaa tena niongee nae, si nkaja kusahau tukaendaaaa hadi tulipo vunja bi%k&&ra

 

[Kongosho]

Hebu mwambie, anataka nimwage radhi na uzee huu?

we Eiyer maswali gani ya kumuuliza Kongosho?

 

[Eiyer]

Ha ha ha ha, Eiyer bana

It was heaven on Earth, ndio nikagundua kuwa kumbe nachezea bahati eeh?! Mwanamme si pesa wala mali bana. Pesa na mali vinatafutwa ila mapenzi ni zawadi kutoka mbinguni lol. Unweza kuwa unahangaika kutafuta maembe kwenye mibono wakati mwembe uko pembeni unakushangaa.

Kwa kweli, zombie oyeee, na asipoleta utani, naweka mzigo ndani, sitakagi mchezo moyo ukifika bei. (iwafikie wambea wote, snowhite, watu8 na Nicas Mtei)

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie alikuweza .....lol!!!!!

Sasa ile siku mmeahidiana "mbuzi" anaenda kuchinjwa ulilala kweli?????

 

[Eiyer]

Hebu mwambie, anataka nimwage radhi na uzee huu?

Hebu mwaga mama maana naipenda sana......lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Heaven on Earth come again please?

Kaizer habari yako........

 

[Eiyer]

Kuna hii ya jamaa yangu..yeye alikutana na wife wake barabarani usiku....akamkimbiza akampiga mtama..siunajua makabila yetu tena akambeba hadi geto..na maisha yakaanzia hapo.

CC: Mtambuzi ......lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eiyer]

siku nilochapwa viboko na mama kwa kuongea tu nae, nililia nkasema sitokaa tena niongee nae, si nkaja kusahau tukaendaaaa hadi tulipo vunja bi%k&&ra

Hiyo ya kujunza bikra mlipanga au ilitokea tu kizali kama kawaida ya mechi zetu za uswazii????

 

[Kongosho]

Usingizi utoke wapi sasa? Ngoja niishie hapa, asije kuwa hapa akanijua bure

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie alikuweza .....lol!!!!!

Sasa ile siku mmeahidiana "mbuzi" anaenda kuchinjwa ulilala kweli?????

 

[Double K]

nani alianza kumtokea mwenzie??

aliaza yeye, ila alipata tabu sana, anasema alikuwa akipanga mistari anaona bado haijanyooka cause mimi naongea sasa ikabidi awe anajiuliza na kujijibu kwanza kabla hajaja. Huwa nikimkumbusha hataki kabisa maana huwa tunacheka mpaka basi. Really ndio nikajua kumbe kutongoza ni kazi. Mmenikumbusha mbali na hii mada.

 

[Mapi]

Lmao mkumbuke wa sasa basi

wa sasa sijui tumekutana Jf/twiter/tagged/Fb/wozap/......../..../.. Hata sikumbuki bhana. agrrrrrrrrrr

 

[danali]

Zitashuka story za uwongo hapa tele ngoja nione tu...

 

[Eiyer]

aliaza yeye, ila alipata tabu sana, anasema alikuwa akipanga mistari anaona bado haijanyooka cause mimi naongea sasa ikabidi awe anajiuliza na kujijibu kwanza kabla hajaja. Huwa nikimkumbusha hataki kabisa maana huwa tunacheka mpaka basi. Really ndio nikajua kumbe kutongoza ni kazi. Mmenikumbusha mbali na hii mada.

Hongereni ......
Vipi siku ya mtoko wa kwanza,ulijisikiaje??