Umuhimu wa kuhonga katika mapenzi

[Atoto]

Kama ni kuhonga huko basi nitahonga!!! kam zis wei pliz...

safi sana, here i am sir.

 

[Atoto]

yaani mwanaume anayenipa hela namuheshimu kupita maelezo, yaani namuheshimu hadi naogopa. wacha pesa iitwe pesa bwana.
I love it, so if you have it basi i'll love you.

Ha ha ha...bora umemuita huyo binti maana nahisi HELA ndio msamiati pekee wa maana anaoujua. Kibaya zaidi hapendi kuitwa kwenda kuchukulia hela geto/home kwa mtoaji....yeye anataka atumiwe kwa M-pesa, Tigo Pesa etc. atoto ni shida aisee..lolz!

 

[Mwanamaji]

Asante kwa huu uzi, mwenzenu nina maradhi ya kuhonga (hongariasis), yaani nahonga karibia kila siku, wengine siwajui nahonga tu. Kumebarikiwa kuhonga.

 

[Atoto]

Aisee umeongea kwa huruma, usijali wapo watu kama akina Heaven Sent na Valentina ambao wao kwao pesa ni bonus tu so watakupenda tu.

Hawa dada zetu siyo kabisa, kama mtu ni masikini hupati penzi! Najua am lonely kwa sababu sihongi but i thank God within my loneliness i find happiness na siku zinasonga!.....

 

[Atoto]

Upo sahihi kabisa mkuu.

aisee upo mamii!! miss you.

 

[Wong Fei]

aisee,kiukweli kuhongwa muhimu sana

to yeye uncle wangu hajambo?

 

[Extrovert]

Mie nikihongwa CHIPS MISHIKAKI roho inakuwa kwatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Utamu wa chipsi mimba, by R.Mugabe

 

[Mentor]

Asante kwa huu uzi, mwenzenu nina maradhi ya kuhonga (hongariasis), yaani nahonga karibia kila siku, wengine siwajui nahonga tu. Kumebarikiwa kuhonga.

Muhonge basi yule mwanafunzi wa ardhi anayetaka kujiuza kisa kakosa mkopo!

 

[Heaven Sent]

Ha ha haah...wewe HS, usijisahaulishe banaa. Hiyo haiitwi kulipisha aisee. Bali tuliambiwa na wahenga (walee wa Msoga) kuwa ukitaka kula na wewe ukubali kuliwa hata kidogo tu. Nafikiri hii ndio ile Waingeretha wanaiita...win-win situation.

Teh muwe na huruma basi

 

[Heaven Sent]

Hawa dada zetu siyo kabisa, kama mtu ni masikini hupati penzi! Najua am lonely kwa sababu sihongi but i thank God within my loneliness i find happiness na siku zinasonga!.....

Aah mpendwa kisa cha kujikatia tamaa hivyo ni nini?

Aisee umeongea kwa huruma, usijali wapo watu kama akina Heaven Sent na Valentina ambao wao kwao pesa ni bonus tu so watakupenda tu.

Yani arelax kabisa, kina miss bonus tupo wa kutosha mnoooo

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Only real men will understand this.....

 

[Behaviourist]

Aisee umeongea kwa huruma, usijali wapo watu kama akina Heaven Sent na Valentina ambao wao kwao pesa ni bonus tu so watakupenda tu.

Naomba mshtue Heaven Sent mwambie naomba anionee kahuruma dear, ila mwambie kuwa mimi ni masikini sana!

 

[Behaviourist]

Aah mpendwa kisa cha kujikatia tamaa hivyo ni nini?

Yani arelax kabisa, kina miss bonus tupo wa kutosha mnoooo

Kisa cha mimi kujikatia tamaa kiasi hicho ni kwamba mimi ni masikini sana!

 

[mimiks]

Kupewa na mpenzi raha sana hasa bila kuomba. Kiukweli unajihisi wa pekee

 

[muongozaji]

yaani mwanaume anayenipa hela namuheshimu kupita maelezo, yaani namuheshimu hadi naogopa. wacha pesa iitwe pesa bwana.
I love it, so if you have it basi i'll love you.

Huyo ndo atoto banaa. Mwingine ni wa kuchonga. But am dearly pleased kujua kuwa you love me already because yes I do have some coins...karibu. ha ha ha

 

[Ngalikihinja]

atoto unaitwa huku

Huyo anapenda kuhongwa ila asivuate hongo gheto

 

[CHIEF MP]

Sounds good though

 

[Ngalikihinja]

yaani mwanaume anayenipa hela namuheshimu kupita maelezo, yaani namuheshimu hadi naogopa. wacha pesa iitwe pesa bwana.
I love it, so if you have it basi i'll love you.

Na anayekufikisha kileleni je..??

 

[Who Cares?]

MNHHH...HAYA BANA MUNAOHONGA HONGENI MIE SINA ILA NIKIZIPATA NAMI NITAHONGA.

 

[muongozaji]

Teh muwe na huruma basi

Ha ha. Hapa huruma ipo mpaka imepitiliza. Hadi najionea huruma mwenyewe. Ondoa shaka kabisa my best Heaven Sent