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# Umri wako.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, May 21, 2011.

1. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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(a)3(N+1)=M. (b)M-(2N+3)=P. Substitute N kwa umri wako,jibu la equation(b) i.e P=umri wako!mfano umri wako ni miaka 21,then;(a)3(21+1)=66;(b)66-(42+3)=21 ambao ndo umri wako!

2. ### SAM wa KILUNGUMember

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mbona sijaelewa

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Ahahahaaah!! Mambo ya hesabu hayo!

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na yanahitaji wito ili kuelewa.

5. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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Let me explain; (i)chukua umri wako,jumlisha na 1,jibu utakalopata lizidishe mara 3.Jibu utakalopata tulipe jina A. (ii)Chukua umri wako,uzidishe mara 2,kisha jumlisha na 3.jibu utakalopata tulipe jina B. (iii)A-B=Umri wako!

6. ### Kaka SamJF-Expert Member

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sijakuelewa kabsaaa... mi nilijua umeleta swali!

7. ### PotaJF-Expert Member

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tumia 4 figa na calculator

8. ### PotaJF-Expert Member

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samahani nikichukua umri wa mtu mwingine inabidi nijumlishe na 2 au inakuwaje?

9. ### PotaJF-Expert Member

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thanx very 4 ur useful puzzles. but umebadilisha gamba la avatar....mmmmmmmmmhhhhhh! afu unatoa vipazo vya hesabu........
yaaani avatar yako yenyewe kwa sasa c shirikishi then unatoa namba. nadhani uwe unaandika sana thread za vitisho, mauaji nk
otherwise watu tutakuwa tunaogopa kabisaaaa namba

10. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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Acha vituko pota!!

11. ### blackdogMember

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kwa wale tuliopitia Mahesabu ukiondoa mabano unapata N=P, ipo sawa waelimishe wana JF
solution
3(N+1)=M. (b)M-(2N+3)=P.
3(N+1)-(2N+3)=P.
3N+3-2N-3=P
3N-2N=P
N=P
N=P ni umri wako takao jaza

12. ### dataJF-Expert Member

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nani kauruhusu kutumia picha ya Mh. ??

13. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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duh!ninalo.

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Mh, mkimaliza kujadili Hesabu zenu mtuambie, ili turudi!!:dance::dance:

15. ### MamushkaJF-Expert Member

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Duh kweli heshabu ni kama baskeli, kama hujui kuendesha huji tu, na kama unajua unajua tu full stop.:A S-confused1::A S-confused1::A S-confused1:

16. ### TheChojiJF-Expert Member

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Sasa kama nimeishaweka umri wangu, kwene huo mlolongo wote wa hesabu natafuta nini? Haya si ndio yale mambo ya 2x+3=7 find x? Wakati x kila mtu anaiona hapo.

17. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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Reversible equation,siku zote kwenye equation za ku-guess umri ni lazima uanze na umri wa mtu,then utamwambia either zidisha mara kadhaa,au gawa kwa namba fulani,mwisho wa siku utarudi pale pale.

18. ### HabdaviJF-Expert Member

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ni kweli bwana hata mimi nimejaribu nimeona hiyo equation.

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