Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

OMOYOGWANE · Jun 28, 2020

Empiree said:
Lete marejesho mkuu

Siku hizi ninatabia ya kula matunda hasa hasa Machungwa.

Sasa siku hiyo nilikuwa nipo nje namenya nakuyala taratibu, ghafla kapita mdada mweupe (anaishi jirani namuonaga mara moja moja ila hatujawahi kusemeshana) nkachombeza, "aunt eeehhhh njoo uchukue chungwa". Alikuja nikampa akashukuru kisha akaondoka,

Mida ya saa 2 usiku nipo natoka dukani mara paaap!!! Huyu hapa, nkamsimamisha nkamuuliza anaitwa nani (akataja jina lake), nkamuuliza anaishi kwake au kwao ? Kasema anaishi kwao!! Nikamuambia kumbe naruhusiwa kukukonyeza ehhh!!! (Akacheka sana akajibu ndio), nikamuambia basi nipe namba yako ili niwe nakupigia nakujulia hali (akanipa),

Usiku huo huo nkamtext akawa anajibu vizuri tu, nkachomekea utundu kidogo, nkamwambia kesho aje town tuzungumze (akakubali), kesho yake ilipofika asubuhi nkamtext nkamwambia aje town baada ya masaa 6,
Kweli alifika nkamchukua nkampereka pub

Aliagiza castle light mimi nkawa nakunywa juisi ya mango (nilisingizia nmetumia dawa), akawa anazibugia nyingi nyingi huku tunapiga story,

Nkachombeza twende zetu tukapumzike, akakubali ila akauliza wapi, nkamwambia utapaona akasema poa, nikaita boda boda nkamuelekeza atupeleke lodge (nilizungumza na boda boda wakati huo mtoto akiwa amesimama mbali kidogo ili asisikie),

Boda boda kstufikisha lodge nkamlipa, nkashika mkono wa demu mpaka ndani nkabonga na mhudumu katupa chumba nkamuingiza kwanza, then nkarudi kulipia na kununua kondomu, nmerudi nakuta kajifunga taulo tu.

Toto jeupeee, limejazia mguu mnene huo, sikuongea chochote, nilipiga touch, nkavaa ndomu nkajipigia mzigo. Baada ya kama goli tatu hivi ndio kaniuliza jina nkamtajia.
Basi kuanzia hapo naita nabonyeza tuuu. Hata kutongoza sikutongoza.

NILICHOJIFUNZA HAWA MADEMU UKIJIFANYA GENTLEMAN HAPA MJINI UKAWA UNAJICHELEWESHA ILI UONEKANE MSTAARABU BASI JUA TU KUWA WENZIO WANAKULA KIMASIHARA.

KUDOLE CHA MWISHO · Jun 28, 2020

Chuo chuo chuo!

Juzi nilienda chuo kuchukua cheti changu!

Mara ikafika muda wakula mososi, nikaenda Carteen kulaa.

Kwenye harakati za kukaaa nikakaa meza mmoja na mdada flan mkimya na mpole japo ni edible ....

Story za hapa na pale , na kufahamiana ...., mara simu nikapigiwa na jamaa yangu.. Ilikuwa kuna kitu anauliza kuhusu kazini... Nikamjibu ..

Mara yule demu baada ya kukata simu kaniuliza unafanya kazi ... Nikajibu yes.....

Akaanzaa kujichanganyaa...! Nikachukua namba tukaangana .... Mara jioni kanitext! Nikaona huyu .... Ngoja..

Tukaendelea kuchat hadi kila siku (siku tatu)...... ijumaa kasema yupo bored anataka aje kunisalimiaaa......! Hee! Nikamwambia njoo tu karibu .....

Kachukua bodaaa.... Hadi geto ....nikalipa

Tukaingia ndani ...tukala na kunywa ..

Huwezi amini demu kasema sijawahi kulala na mwanaumee..... Nilichowaza nikamdanganya hadi akanywa pombe ili aweze kufunguka vzr .... Mtoto kalewa chakara ... Mara mm sijawahi kutiwaaa....., mara mm bikraaa...

Eeeh ....

Kunganza kunawa kwel demu bado but nahisi hajatolewa bikraa yote but huyo mwamba kaanza kidogoo ...... Mamaaye demu ....... Kaondoka leo asubuhi .......

MKARAFUU · Jun 28, 2020

KUDOLE CHA MWISHO said:
Chuo chuo chuo!

Juzi nilienda chuo kuchukua cheti changu!

Mara ikafika muda wakula mososi, nikaenda Carteen kulaa.

Kwenye harakati za kukaaa nikakaa meza mmoja na mdada flan mkimya na mpole japo ni edible ....

Story za hapa na pale , na kufahamiana ...., mara simu nikapigiwa na jamaa yangu.. Ilikuwa kuna kitu anauliza kuhusu kazini... Nikamjibu ..

Mara yule demu baada ya kukata simu kaniuliza unafanya kazi ... Nikajibu yes.....

Akaanzaa kujichanganyaa...! Nikachukua namba tukaangana .... Mara jioni kanitext! Nikaona huyu .... Ngoja..

Tukaendelea kuchat hadi kila siku (siku tatu)...... ijumaa kasema yupo bored anataka aje kunisalimiaaa......! Hee! Nikamwambia njoo tu karibu .....

Kachukua bodaaa.... Hadi geto ....nikalipa

Tukaingia ndani ...tukala na kunywa ..

Huwezi amini demu kasema sijawahi kulala na mwanaumee..... Nilichowaza nikamdanganya hadi akanywa pombe ili aweze kufunguka vzr .... Mtoto kalewa chakara ... Mara mm sijawahi kutiwaaa....., mara mm bikraaa...

Eeeh ....

Kunganza kunawa kwel demu bado but nahisi hajatolewa bikraa yote but huyo mwamba kaanza kidogoo ...... Mamaaye demu ....... Kaondoka leo asubuhi .......

mbona unabania utamu?

Vien · Jun 28, 2020

LUCKDUBE said:
Siku hizi ninatabia ya kula matunda hasa hasa Machungwa.

Sasa siku hiyo nilikuwa nipo nje namenya nakuyala taratibu, ghafla kapita mdada mweupe (anaishi jirani namuonaga mara moja moja ila hatujawahi kusemeshana) nkachombeza, "aunt eeehhhh njoo uchukue chungwa". Alikuja nikampa akashukuru kisha akaondoka,

Mida ya saa 2 usiku nipo natoka dukani mara paaap!!! Huyu hapa, nkamsimamisha nkamuuliza anaitwa nani (akataja jina lake), nkamuuliza anaishi kwake au kwao ? Kasema anaishi kwao!! Nikamuambia kumbe naruhusiwa kukukonyeza ehhh!!! (Akacheka sana akajibu ndio), nikamuambia basi nipe namba yako ili niwe nakupigia nakujulia hali (akanipa),

Usiku huo huo nkamtext akawa anajibu vizuri tu, nkachomekea utundu kidogo, nkamwambia kesho aje town tuzungumze (akakubali), kesho yake ilipofika asubuhi nkamtext nkamwambia aje town baada ya masaa 6,
Kweli alifika nkamchukua nkampereka pub

Aliagiza castle light mimi nkawa nakunywa juisi ya mango (nilisingizia nmetumia dawa), akawa anazibugia nyingi nyingi huku tunapiga story,

Nkachombeza twende zetu tukapumzike, akakubali ila akauliza wapi, nkamwambia utapaona akasema poa, nikaita boda boda nkamuelekeza atupeleke lodge (nilizungumza na boda boda wakati huo mtoto akiwa amesimama mbali kidogo ili asisikie),

Boda boda kstufikisha lodge nkamlipa, nkashika mkono wa demu mpaka ndani nkabonga na mhudumu katupa chumba nkamuingiza kwanza, then nkarudi kulipia na kununua kondomu, nmerudi nakuta kajifunga taulo tu.

Toto jeupeee, limejazia mguu mnene huo, sikuongea chochote, nilipiga touch, nkavaa ndomu nkajipigia mzigo. Baada ya kama goli tatu hivi ndio kaniuliza jina nkamtajia.
Basi kuanzia hapo naita nabonyeza tuuu. Hata kutongoza sikutongoza.

NILICHOJIFUNZA HAWA MADEMU UKIJIFANYA GENTLEMAN HAPA MJINI UKAWA UNAJICHELEWESHA ILI UONEKANE MSTAARABU BASI JUA TU KUWA WENZIO WANAKULA KIMASIHARA.

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Vien · Jun 28, 2020

KUDOLE CHA MWISHO said:
Chuo chuo chuo!

Juzi nilienda chuo kuchukua cheti changu!

Mara ikafika muda wakula mososi, nikaenda Carteen kulaa.

Kwenye harakati za kukaaa nikakaa meza mmoja na mdada flan mkimya na mpole japo ni edible ....

Story za hapa na pale , na kufahamiana ...., mara simu nikapigiwa na jamaa yangu.. Ilikuwa kuna kitu anauliza kuhusu kazini... Nikamjibu ..

Mara yule demu baada ya kukata simu kaniuliza unafanya kazi ... Nikajibu yes.....

Akaanzaa kujichanganyaa...! Nikachukua namba tukaangana .... Mara jioni kanitext! Nikaona huyu .... Ngoja..

Tukaendelea kuchat hadi kila siku (siku tatu)...... ijumaa kasema yupo bored anataka aje kunisalimiaaa......! Hee! Nikamwambia njoo tu karibu .....

Kachukua bodaaa.... Hadi geto ....nikalipa

Tukaingia ndani ...tukala na kunywa ..

Huwezi amini demu kasema sijawahi kulala na mwanaumee..... Nilichowaza nikamdanganya hadi akanywa pombe ili aweze kufunguka vzr .... Mtoto kalewa chakara ... Mara mm sijawahi kutiwaaa....., mara mm bikraaa...

Eeeh ....

Kunganza kunawa kwel demu bado but nahisi hajatolewa bikraa yote but huyo mwamba kaanza kidogoo ...... Mamaaye demu ....... Kaondoka leo asubuhi .......

Mkuu umetisha [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] hapo bila pombe zoezi lingekua gumu sana

Guacamole · Jun 28, 2020

Kuna jirani yangu nakaa nae maeneo niliyopanga nategemea saa chache zijazo atakuwepo kwenye huu uzi wa KULIWA KIMASIHARA!

Anakaa peke yake, anasema hana bwana kabisa.

Kinachonichanganya ni kwamba ana kinyeo hatari! Mavi kifungu..!! Halafu kiunoni yupo kama kiti hivi jinsi alivyobinuka!
Utasema kapigwa jiwe la mgongo!

Kanizoea sana kiasi kwamba ikifika kama hivi weekend anakuja kunigongea mlango, eti nimpe nguo zangu anisaidie kufua.

Sasa leo nimeona nimpe ofa mida ya saa moja za usiku hivi tutoke tuingie viwanja tukaimalize weekend kiaina yake.. Naona kama anakataa kataa hivi, eti yeye hanywi! Msg yake ya mwisho anasema atanijulisha mida ikikaribia.

Kwa pamoja wahuni tuombeane alete jibu la kueleweka..

Tusubiri majibu asubuhi kwa Part 2!

kijazi07 · Jun 28, 2020

Ww mdada ulievaa nguo nyekundu ulipanda gar ya bunju makumbusho ukakaa na mkaka mwenye mzuzu na ulikuwa unapitia huu uzi ukiwa unatabasamu

Unabahat sana maana uliwah kushuka nilitaka nikupige kipapai japo ushafaham mbinu za kibaharia ila ungeshangaa na ww unafungua geti kimasihara

Narudia unabahat sana

IFRS · Jun 28, 2020

kijazi07 said:
Ww mdada ulievaa nguo nyekundu ulipanda gar ya bunju makumbusho ukakaa na mkaka mwenye mzuzu na ulikuwa unapitia huu uzi ukiwa unatabasamu

Unabahat sana maana uliwah kushuka nilitaka nikupige kipapai japo ushafaham mbinu za kibaharia ila ungeshangaa na ww unafungua geti kimasihara

Narudia unabahat sana

Wanaume wa dar , mmeanza mpaka kufuatilia simu za watu msiowajua.
Hayo mambo huku mikoani hatuna

kijazi07 · Jun 28, 2020

Hamna kwasababu hamna dala dala

IFRS said:
Wanaume wa dar , mmeanza mpaka kufuatilia simu za watu msiowajua.
Hayo mambo huku mikoani hatuna

Mohamedy cadinaly · Jun 28, 2020

Mbona huu wa kumla shemeji sajawahi kuuona hebu nitag huo uzi mkuu

Maasai Chotara said:
Huu uzi ndio utakao dumu miaka na Miaka. Tofautinna ule wa "Ushawahi kumla Shemeji yako?"

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Maasai Chotara · Jun 28, 2020

Mohamedy cadinaly said:
Mbona huu wa kumla shemeji sajawahi kuuona hebu nitag huo uzi mkuu

Umejaaa mafindo findo achaaaaa..

Maasai Chotara · Jun 28, 2020

Mohamedy cadinaly said:
Mbona huu wa kumla shemeji sajawahi kuuona hebu nitag huo uzi mkuu

Umeshawahi kumla shemeji yako?

sumbai · Jun 28, 2020

kijazi07 said:
Ww mdada ulievaa nguo nyekundu ulipanda gar ya bunju makumbusho ukakaa na mkaka mwenye mzuzu na ulikuwa unapitia huu uzi ukiwa unatabasamu

Unabahat sana maana uliwah kushuka nilitaka nikupige kipapai japo ushafaham mbinu za kibaharia ila ungeshangaa na ww unafungua geti kimasihara

Narudia unabahat sana

Mkuu umeshidwa ambulia japo namba...

sumbai · Jun 28, 2020

KUDOLE CHA MWISHO said:
Chuo chuo chuo!

Juzi nilienda chuo kuchukua cheti changu!

Mara ikafika muda wakula mososi, nikaenda Carteen kulaa.

Kwenye harakati za kukaaa nikakaa meza mmoja na mdada flan mkimya na mpole japo ni edible ....

Story za hapa na pale , na kufahamiana ...., mara simu nikapigiwa na jamaa yangu.. Ilikuwa kuna kitu anauliza kuhusu kazini... Nikamjibu ..

Mara yule demu baada ya kukata simu kaniuliza unafanya kazi ... Nikajibu yes.....

Akaanzaa kujichanganyaa...! Nikachukua namba tukaangana .... Mara jioni kanitext! Nikaona huyu .... Ngoja..

Tukaendelea kuchat hadi kila siku (siku tatu)...... ijumaa kasema yupo bored anataka aje kunisalimiaaa......! Hee! Nikamwambia njoo tu karibu .....

Kachukua bodaaa.... Hadi geto ....nikalipa

Tukaingia ndani ...tukala na kunywa ..

Huwezi amini demu kasema sijawahi kulala na mwanaumee..... Nilichowaza nikamdanganya hadi akanywa pombe ili aweze kufunguka vzr .... Mtoto kalewa chakara ... Mara mm sijawahi kutiwaaa....., mara mm bikraaa...

Eeeh ....

Kunganza kunawa kwel demu bado but nahisi hajatolewa bikraa yote but huyo mwamba kaanza kidogoo ...... Mamaaye demu ....... Kaondoka leo asubuhi .......

Ila watuu

Mohamedy cadinaly · Jun 28, 2020

Maasai Chotara said:
Umeshawahi kumla shemeji yako?

Nmeuona ndugu yngu... ila nmegundua kule kuna walokole wengi... ngoja nibaki tu chama tawala chini ya mwenye kiti wangu bwana Rikiboy.....

kijazi07 · Jun 28, 2020

Alikuwa kwa mbele ile napiga hesabu naona anasema anashuka hapo mbele [emoji28][emoji28]

sumbai said:
Mkuu umeshidwa ambulia japo namba...

toughlendon_1 · Jun 28, 2020

kijazi07 said:
Ww mdada ulievaa nguo nyekundu ulipanda gar ya bunju makumbusho ukakaa na mkaka mwenye mzuzu na ulikuwa unapitia huu uzi ukiwa unatabasamu

Unabahat sana maana uliwah kushuka nilitaka nikupige kipapai japo ushafaham mbinu za kibaharia ila ungeshangaa na ww unafungua geti kimasihara

Narudia unabahat sana

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kijazi07 · Jun 28, 2020

Sili mavi mm [emoji28][emoji28]

kabanga said:
Hujampeleka kwa haja kubwa...??[emoji3374]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jun 28, 2020

LUCKDUBE said:
Siku hizi ninatabia ya kula matunda hasa hasa Machungwa.

Sasa siku hiyo nilikuwa nipo nje namenya nakuyala taratibu, ghafla kapita mdada mweupe (anaishi jirani namuonaga mara moja moja ila hatujawahi kusemeshana) nkachombeza, "aunt eeehhhh njoo uchukue chungwa". Alikuja nikampa akashukuru kisha akaondoka,

Mida ya saa 2 usiku nipo natoka dukani mara paaap!!! Huyu hapa, nkamsimamisha nkamuuliza anaitwa nani (akataja jina lake), nkamuuliza anaishi kwake au kwao ? Kasema anaishi kwao!! Nikamuambia kumbe naruhusiwa kukukonyeza ehhh!!! (Akacheka sana akajibu ndio), nikamuambia basi nipe namba yako ili niwe nakupigia nakujulia hali (akanipa),

Usiku huo huo nkamtext akawa anajibu vizuri tu, nkachomekea utundu kidogo, nkamwambia kesho aje town tuzungumze (akakubali), kesho yake ilipofika asubuhi nkamtext nkamwambia aje town baada ya masaa 6,
Kweli alifika nkamchukua nkampereka pub

Aliagiza castle light mimi nkawa nakunywa juisi ya mango (nilisingizia nmetumia dawa), akawa anazibugia nyingi nyingi huku tunapiga story,

Nkachombeza twende zetu tukapumzike, akakubali ila akauliza wapi, nkamwambia utapaona akasema poa, nikaita boda boda nkamuelekeza atupeleke lodge (nilizungumza na boda boda wakati huo mtoto akiwa amesimama mbali kidogo ili asisikie),

Boda boda kstufikisha lodge nkamlipa, nkashika mkono wa demu mpaka ndani nkabonga na mhudumu katupa chumba nkamuingiza kwanza, then nkarudi kulipia na kununua kondomu, nmerudi nakuta kajifunga taulo tu.

Toto jeupeee, limejazia mguu mnene huo, sikuongea chochote, nilipiga touch, nkavaa ndomu nkajipigia mzigo. Baada ya kama goli tatu hivi ndio kaniuliza jina nkamtajia.
Basi kuanzia hapo naita nabonyeza tuuu. Hata kutongoza sikutongoza.

NILICHOJIFUNZA HAWA MADEMU UKIJIFANYA GENTLEMAN HAPA MJINI UKAWA UNAJICHELEWESHA ILI UONEKANE MSTAARABU BASI JUA TU KUWA WENZIO WANAKULA KIMASIHARA.

"...Baada ya kama goli tatu hivi ndio kaniuliza jina nkamtajia...."

Hapa mkuu umekula kimasikhara au wewe ndo umeliwa kimasikhara?

Am the One · Jun 28, 2020

kijazi07 said:
Ww mdada ulievaa nguo nyekundu ulipanda gar ya bunju makumbusho ukakaa na mkaka mwenye mzuzu na ulikuwa unapitia huu uzi ukiwa unatabasamu

Unabahat sana maana uliwah kushuka nilitaka nikupige kipapai japo ushafaham mbinu za kibaharia ila ungeshangaa na ww unafungua geti kimasihara

Narudia unabahat sana

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