Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Griseofulvin said:
Baada ya kuusoma huu uzi nikajarbu na mimi kula tunda kimasihara kilichonikuta daaahh[emoji26]
Wale waliokula tunda kimasihara wamewezaje?
Kwa sababu me nmejaribu nmeshindwa nimeishia kutukanwa sanaa na kupigwa kibao na jirani yangu wa kike baada kujaribu kutaka kumla kimasihara, sasa hivi kaninunia hanisemeshi hata ile salamu hakuna, huu uzi umeniponza aisee!
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Griseofulvin said:
Baada ya kuusoma huu uzi nikajarbu na mimi kula tunda kimasihara kilichonikuta daaahh[emoji26]
Wale waliokula tunda kimasihara wamewezaje?
Kwa sababu me nmejaribu nmeshindwa nimeishia kutukanwa sanaa na kupigwa kibao na jirani yangu wa kike baada kujaribu kutaka kumla kimasihara, sasa hivi kaninunia hanisemeshi hata ile salamu hakuna, huu uzi umeniponza aisee!
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Griseofulvin said:
Baada ya kuusoma huu uzi nikajarbu na mimi kula tunda kimasihara kilichonikuta daaahh[emoji26]
Wale waliokula tunda kimasihara wamewezaje?
Kwa sababu me nmejaribu nmeshindwa nimeishia kutukanwa sanaa na kupigwa kibao na jirani yangu wa kike baada kujaribu kutaka kumla kimasihara, sasa hivi kaninunia hanisemeshi hata ile salamu hakuna, huu uzi umeniponza aisee!
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Hahahaha mkuu inaonesha ulitaka kubaka

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Griseofulvin said:
Baada ya kuusoma huu uzi nikajarbu na mimi kula tunda kimasihara kilichonikuta daaahh[emoji26]
Wale waliokula tunda kimasihara wamewezaje?
Kwa sababu me nmejaribu nmeshindwa nimeishia kutukanwa sanaa na kupigwa kibao na jirani yangu wa kike baada kujaribu kutaka kumla kimasihara, sasa hivi kaninunia hanisemeshi hata ile salamu hakuna, huu uzi umeniponza aisee!
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Dan umenichekesha sana aisee

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Relax....
Griseofulvin said:
Baada ya kuusoma huu uzi nikajarbu na mimi kula tunda kimasihara kilichonikuta daaahh[emoji26]
Wale waliokula tunda kimasihara wamewezaje?
Kwa sababu me nmejaribu nmeshindwa nimeishia kutukanwa sanaa na kupigwa kibao na jirani yangu wa kike baada kujaribu kutaka kumla kimasihara, sasa hivi kaninunia hanisemeshi hata ile salamu hakuna, huu uzi umeniponza aisee!
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Relax n remember

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flulanga said:
Hahahaha mkuu inaonesha ulitaka kubaka

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Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
 
Griseofulvin said:
Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
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[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] duh aiseee wenzako kabla yayote hayo huwa wanakuwa walishapima upepo

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Griseofulvin said:
Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] sio wote wanalika kimasihara.Pole sana!!

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flulanga said:
[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] duh aiseee wenzako kabla yayote hayo huwa wanakuwa walishapima upepo

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Upepo nimeshaupima huwa hanaga shida sometimes huwa anapika ananiletea chakula mpka getto nakula, pia wakati anafua huwa anafulia na nguo zangu yaan freshi tuu.
Ila nilichavyojaribu kumla kimasihara ndio nmevunja urafiki hataki hata kunisikia, huu uzi umeniponza aisee
 
Griseofulvin said:
Upepo nimeshaupima huwa hanaga shida sometimes huwa anapika ananiletea chakula mpka getto nakula, pia wakati anafua huwa anafulia na nguo zangu yaan freshi tuu.
Ila nilichavyojaribu kumla kimasihara ndio nmevunja urafiki hataki hata kunisikia, huu uzi umeniponza aisee
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[emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] inaonesha alibadili gia angani

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Mpelekee zawadi kidogo...
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Griseofulvin said:
Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
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Griseofulvin said:
Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
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Broo umenichekesha mpka nimepaliwa na chakula


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Griseofulvin said:
Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
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Hahahahahahahaha [emoji1787] [emoji1787] nimecheka to

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Griseofulvin said:
Sio kubaka mkuu nilitumia njia kama wanazotumia mabaharia wa humu,

Maana jirani kaja getto simu yake imezingua nimtengenezee alafu kavaa kanga chini juu kibode flani sasa wakati nalekebisha simu yake nikakumbuka kuna uzi humu wa kula tunda kimasihara,
Nikasema ngoja na mimi leo nijaribu c nikajarbu kumshika kumleta kifua kwangu nikaona analuka akasimama akaanza kunituka matusi kama yote, akaona haitoshi nikapigwa na kibao daahh jirani huyo akasepa mpaka leo hanisemeshi,.
Sasa najiulza nmekosea wapi mbona humu kuna comment ukizisoma watu wanakula wanawake kimasimahara sana wakiwagusa tuu tayari imoo, ila me nmejaribu kugusa nmepigwa na kofi na matusi juu [emoji29][emoji124][emoji124]
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Unamsoma Kwanza usikurupuke mzee baba!!!

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