Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[luchelele mzunguko]

Umenunua Magonjwa beri rahisi san mkuu wala hujapata hasara sana elf 10 tu

Kwakweli dah inatia huruma nafuu hata ingekuwa bure kabisa

 

[Mshasha wane]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Yaani hizi msg kaka hutakiwi hata kujisifia kwa sababu msg tu zinaonyesha ni wanawake wa aina gani unao deal nao. Mi ni mwanaume mwenzako ila kuna muda naona aibu mimi, hasa hao wake za watu sioni kama unawafanyia fair

 

[Malo Robi]

Kuna wengine mnakulaga malaya halafu mnakuja kusema mmekula tunda kimasihara. Haya masihara kweli

 

[Gallius]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Unatoka na wanawake wa kawaida mno

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Unatoka na wanawake wa kawaida mno

😂😂😂 Wivu tu Mkuu

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Yaani hizi msg kaka hutakiwi hata kujisifia kwa sababu msg tu zinaonyesha ni wanawake wa aina gani unao deal nao. Mi ni mwanaume mwenzako ila kuna muda naona aibu mimi, hasa hao wake za watu sioni kama unawafanyia fair

Sasa Mara mesej, Mara sio fair .

Acha wivu Mkuu .. unawajua hata Mmoja hapo?.

 

[Thegreatseeker]

Leo tar 14 nimekula tunda kimasihara bila kutarajia sjui yule mwanamke ni wawapi mbaya zaidi wife nilikuwa nae.
Nimeingia kwny bar moja kitaa fulani muda saa tisa alasiri nikamtuma boda boda amfate wife home aje nilipo tule kitimoto.
Nikiwa naendelea kupga bia taratibu huku namsubiri wife afike na boda meza ya pembeni nilipokaa kulikuwa na mademu kama 4 hivi wamejaza bia juu ya meza na wanaonekana wamelewa sana mziki wa wastani unapgwa na wale mademu kuna muda wanainuka kucheza mziki kwa kukata viuno.
Baada ya nusu saa wife akafika nikapga bia mbili mbele na kitimoto ikaletwa mezani ikiwa imeshaiva tukaanza kula mimi na wife .
Baada ya kumaliza kula nikainuka kwenda chooni kukojoa na kuwasha fegi nivute ile nimeingia tu chooni naendelea kukojoa ghafla demu mmoja miongoni mwa waliokuwa meza yangu ya pembeni kaingia pale chooni.
Nikashangaa huyu demu anaingiaje choo cha wanaume nikamuuliza vp mbona umeingia huku hakujibu akawahi kuvua suruale aliovaa na kuanza kukojoa kwny sink .
Ndipo akasema sogea hapa nilipo nikasogea karibu huku mboo iko nje na yeye amechuchumaa kwny sink anakojoa kaishika mboo na kuibugia mdomoni miksa na zile bia nilizokata kichwa kilishachemka nikapata msisimuko kinoma mboo ikavimba ghafla alivyoona yule damu akaniambia toa elfu kumi nikupe chap sikujiuliza mara nikatoa ten nikampa akaisunda kwny matiti ashashusha vizuri suruale yake akainama nikachomeka mkuyenge nikapga tako tano huku nikiwa na nikakojoa yule dame akaniambia tangulia kutoka nikamwambia yule nilie kaa nae ni wife ko ukitoka usioneshe kama tumefanya chochote nikatoka nikaenda mpk kwny kiti nikakaa .
Hapa nilipo nimewaza sana hii kitu.
HII IMETOKEA LEO MASAA KADHAA YALIYOPITA.

Tafuta vipimo chap sana

 

[lyalya]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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21 tumekulana, amejibu short, inaonekana Leo ana miahodo ya kuliwa na pengine muda Huu analiwa ....ila sini life tuView attachment 2517869

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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

25..sijanla, ansjifanya anamajibh machafu,, kiss AK yake, hajui akifa ,K inaliwa na wadudu... ila tutakulana tuView attachment 2517876

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Ukute na wewe unatamani kwenda mbinguni

 

[double click]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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21 tumekulana, amejibu short, inaonekana Leo ana miahodo ya kuliwa na pengine muda Huu analiwa ....ila sini life tuView attachment 2517869

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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

25..sijanla, ansjifanya anamajibh machafu,, kiss AK yake, hajui akifa ,K inaliwa na wadudu... ila tutakulana tuView attachment 2517876

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Karma is real

 

[double click]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Karma is real

 

[MFALME WETU]

Hawa mademu zako ndio maana wengi wao unawala, ukiangalia uandishi wao tu unajua ni mademu wa aina gani.

Ata mimi nishahamia muda sana kwa mademu wenye huo uandishi baada ya kumaliza chuo na ni watamu balaa anytime ukihitaji show unapewa.

We endelea na hao wako pasua kichwa

Tupo mtumbwi mmoja Carlos The Jackal

 

[malembeka18]

Ila nmegundua Hawa mademu piaaz akishakua kazi yako, basi analowana

Tununue unyunyu gani tunukie vizur tuwavutie warembo

Sent from my Infinix X656 using JamiiForums mobile app

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Ata mimi nishahamia muda sana kwa mademu wenye huo uandishi baada ya kumaliza chuo na ni watamu balaa anytime ukihitaji show unapewa.

We endelea na hao wako pasua kichwa

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Hao jamaa achana nao, hawajui Wanawake ni watoto tuu

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Ukute na wewe unatamani kwenda mbinguni

Tunaokolewa Kwa Neema

 

[Saa 7 mchana]

SI YA KUSAHAU!

Katika weekend moja ya Dec 2020, napata mualiko kutoka kwa mchizi wangu sana akinitaka nifike maeneo ya MiCASA iliyopo karibu na Mabibo hostel, kwa ajili ya utambulisho wa shemeji yangu mpya.

Sikuona tabu kwa kuwa ni mwanangu sana tangu tupo O-level, hivyo ilipofika mishale ya saa 3 za usiku nikawa tayari nipo ndani ya jumba hilo la starehe.

Nikatambulishwa vizuri kwa shemeji yangu, mdau akanambia kuwa demu ni mwanachuo pale UDSM that’s why tumekuja karibu na maeneo yake kumuondoa wasiwasi. Nikasema sio mbaya, starehe zikaendelea kwa vinywaji, mziki n.k.

Kikawaida mimi sio mnywaji sana, just ni social drinker.. nikawa nakunywa ili kuweka kichwa sawa, nikaanza kutembeza LTE zangu kadhaa huku demu akiwa na vichupa vichache vya Savanna.
Mwanangu mimi ndio komba sasa, yaani alikunywa mpaka akawa tilalila!

Muda ulikuwa umeenda sana, ikabidi tufanye mazingira ya kwenda kupumzika. Bahati nzuri mdau wangu alikuja na gari, akaniomba nimpeleke mpaka kwenye dambwe la kupumzika yeye na manzi yake sababu asingeweza kuendesha na ile hali.

Tukafika mpaka kwenye lodge moja hivi maeneo ya Riverside, nikahakikisha wameingia ndani kisha nikamuaga mdau kuwa narudi mtaani kwangu. Jamaa ikabidi anizuie, akaniomba kwa ule usiku nichukue chumba pale pale nipumzike mpaka kesho then atanifikisha kitaa, maana kwa usiku lolote linaweza kutokea.

Ukawa ni ushauri mzuri kwangu, nikachukua room na wenzangu wakachukua ya kwao.

Baada ya kama nusu saa hivi, nasikia mlango ukigongwa. Nikahisi ni wahudumu wa mule ndani.
Nafungua mlango, nakutana na sura ya shemeji yangu..

Akaingia ndani haraka! Ikabidi nifunge mlango nimuulize “Imekuaje tena?”
Nilihisi huenda kuna tatizo limetokea, huenda mdau kashaanguka n.k.

Namuona demu karelax hana presha. Akanambia:
“Mbona rafiki yako kalala tena! Yuko fo fo fo, hatujafanya chochote mpaka muda huu!”

Yaani demu alikuwa tayari kajiandaa kwa show siku ile.

Nikakaa kimya kwa muda.. wakati demu akiwa anaketi kitandani. Ikabidi nimuulize:
“Kwahiyo tunafanyaje sasa?”

Demu hakusema kitu, akawa ananiangalia kwa jicho la wizi huku nikimuona kama anataka kuanza kupunguza nguo zake za mwilini.

Ghafla akasimama halafu akawa kama mtu aliebadili maamuzi. Akafungua mlango na kutoka nje!

Dah!! Nikaanza kujishangaa na kujiuliza, hivi namuachaje huyu kiumbe na kaingia mwenyewe machinjioni? Tamaa ilishaanza kuniingia, bila ya kujali kama ni demu wa mshkaji wangu.

Punde naona mlango ukifunguliwa tena, demu anarudi tena akiwa na handbag yake pamoja na baadhi ya nguo alizoshika mkononi.
Nikawaza tu kwamba hii ni rasmi sasa, kaja kuweka kambi kwenye room yangu.

Baada ya kutua mizigo yake akapanda kitandani.. kiukweli wakati huo sikujiuliza mara mbili..

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Baada ya show, demu akapumzika kifuani huku akipitisha vidole vyake taratibu. Ukimya ukapita kwa muda, kisha story zikaanza ili kujuana vizuri.

Usingizi ukanipitia, nakuja kushtuka asubuhi. Naangalia pembeni demu hayupo.
Nakuta ujumbe kwenye karatasi chini ya simu yangu ukisema:

“TELL HIM NOTHING. Call if you want 06********”

Nikaelewa kwanini alihamia na nguo zake usiku ule. Alitaka iwe rahisi kwake akiwa anaondoka asubuhi. Pia hakutaka mchizi wangu ajue chochote kuhusu kilichotokea!

Nikaenda kumgongea jamaa, akatoka, ndo ananieleza kuwa amelala usingizi mzito mno, na hajakumbuka chochote mpaka asubuhi na anaamka demu hayupo. Lakini hakuna kilichochukuliwa!
Mimi nikawa najifanya kushangaa tu, kama sijui kilichotokea.

Ngoja nikatishe story..

Ila baadae nilimcheki, tukaendelea kuwasiliana. Nikaja kurudia show nyengine siku ya Boxing Day na mpaka sasa tunaendelea na mahusiano!

KAMA UTANI HIVI..

Nyie ndio masela mavi

 

[Saa 7 mchana]

Binafsi sijawahi kula malaya ila leo ndio mara yangu ya kwanza, yn hapa naona kama vile nimekula kimasihara

Kazi za uwanja wa fisi

 

[mhuri25]

Siku bana natoka job night huyo kwa macheni nilikua memba yani nna kiti na meza ni vyangu nimetengewa.
Sasa palifungwa kidogo ikabidi wanachama tuhamie rozana buguruni.
Fika kule tunakuta kuna viuza papuchi vya kiswaz ukikipa buku 5 unakula vyote.
Halafu vidogoo vibinti,
Baada ya nyagi kukolee kakamata kimoja kilikua kinazunguka zunguka kina tako balaa huku mwili hamna sura ya babaake.
Nikakiweka mezani we kaa unywe bia ushatembea sana,masanga kidogo kamelewa nikatambaa nacho room.
Piga mpenenge mwanzo mwisho mbele nyuma geuka.
Balaa sasa
Baada ya mtanange si nikazima.
E bana home nna wife ana mimba miezi 9 tayari,
Nakurupuka sa 12 asb toka mbio kishenzi taxi home.
Nshaaribu
Nafika home nikazama kimyakimya mbonji sebuleni.
Na nyagi zile nimezima kumbe wife kaja kufanya microfone check kakuta kuna ndomu liko ndi ndi ndi na tumavi kidogo.

Hilo balaa nilijikuta polisi kudadeki mpk natoka wife kaenda kwao Moshi.
Kumfata kule balaa maana mzee wake nae bado ananidai hela ya uchumba nilimpiga fix
Sijampa senti kumi.
Dah maisha haya

Aseeeh wewe ni Mhuni

 

[Dolla_Mbili]

Leo tar 14 nimekula tunda kimasihara bila kutarajia sjui yule mwanamke ni wawapi mbaya zaidi wife nilikuwa nae.
Nimeingia kwny bar moja kitaa fulani muda saa tisa alasiri nikamtuma boda boda amfate wife home aje nilipo tule kitimoto.
Nikiwa naendelea kupga bia taratibu huku namsubiri wife afike na boda meza ya pembeni nilipokaa kulikuwa na mademu kama 4 hivi wamejaza bia juu ya meza na wanaonekana wamelewa sana mziki wa wastani unapgwa na wale mademu kuna muda wanainuka kucheza mziki kwa kukata viuno.
Baada ya nusu saa wife akafika nikapga bia mbili mbele na kitimoto ikaletwa mezani ikiwa imeshaiva tukaanza kula mimi na wife .
Baada ya kumaliza kula nikainuka kwenda chooni kukojoa na kuwasha fegi nivute ile nimeingia tu chooni naendelea kukojoa ghafla demu mmoja miongoni mwa waliokuwa meza yangu ya pembeni kaingia pale chooni.
Nikashangaa huyu demu anaingiaje choo cha wanaume nikamuuliza vp mbona umeingia huku hakujibu akawahi kuvua suruale aliovaa na kuanza kukojoa kwny sink .
Ndipo akasema sogea hapa nilipo nikasogea karibu huku mboo iko nje na yeye amechuchumaa kwny sink anakojoa kaishika mboo na kuibugia mdomoni miksa na zile bia nilizokata kichwa kilishachemka nikapata msisimuko kinoma mboo ikavimba ghafla alivyoona yule damu akaniambia toa elfu kumi nikupe chap sikujiuliza mara nikatoa ten nikampa akaisunda kwny matiti ashashusha vizuri suruale yake akainama nikachomeka mkuyenge nikapga tako tano huku nikiwa na nikakojoa yule dame akaniambia tangulia kutoka nikamwambia yule nilie kaa nae ni wife ko ukitoka usioneshe kama tumefanya chochote nikatoka nikaenda mpk kwny kiti nikakaa .
Hapa nilipo nimewaza sana hii kitu.
HII IMETOKEA LEO MASAA KADHAA YALIYOPITA.

Wahi dozi ya PEP chap kabla mambo hayajaharibika

 

[Mamlukii]

Stori zote zilizokuwemo humu ni uongo mtupu ,tunadanganyana tu.

 

[Hassan Mambosasa]

Ata mimi nishahamia muda sana kwa mademu wenye huo uandishi baada ya kumaliza chuo na ni watamu balaa anytime ukihitaji show unapewa.

We endelea na hao wako pasua kichwa

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Mzee nisikhfiche huyu demu ana dalili ya kukupiga sarakasi