Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[BinSalum7]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Safi mwamba, ila huyo wa mwisho kanifanya nicheke sana alivyokujibu kuwa katombane nao.

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Alafu kingine ,MUWENI wacheshi, madem wanapenda Furaha na Amani, na hii kwao wananielezea pale wanapocheka.

So ukimchekesha Mwanamke, nirahis kumuwin

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Safi mwamba, ila huyo wa mwisho kanifanya nicheke sana alivyokujibu kuwa katombane nao.

Yaan Mkuu inabidi ukubaliane nayote yanayokuja ..usipaniki

 

[BinSalum7]

Yaan Mkuu inabidi ukubaliane nayote yanayokuja ..usipaniki

Kabisa.

 

[Poor Brain]

Simu alishika mtoto bahati mbaya😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Simu alishika mtoto bahati mbaya😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Umepotea njia

 

[Poor Brain]

Tuonekane vituko sio😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Poor Brain]

Umepotea njia

Sawa sawa...

 

[GERALD1990]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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21 tumekulana, amejibu short, inaonekana Leo ana miahodo ya kuliwa na pengine muda Huu analiwa ....ila sini life tuView attachment 2517869

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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

25..sijanla, ansjifanya anamajibh machafu,, kiss AK yake, hajui akifa ,K inaliwa na wadudu... ila tutakulana tuView attachment 2517876

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

legend

 

[mkia]

Mna ujasiri kutongoza wake za watu, ipo siku.

 

[Tychob]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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21 tumekulana, amejibu short, inaonekana Leo ana miahodo ya kuliwa na pengine muda Huu analiwa ....ila sini life tuView attachment 2517869

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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

25..sijanla, ansjifanya anamajibh machafu,, kiss AK yake, hajui akifa ,K inaliwa na wadudu... ila tutakulana tuView attachment 2517876

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

wakipita huku watajua Hahaha

 

[Jimny]

Tunaomba mrejesho wa valentine

 

[deecharity]

Hii wiki nzima kwakweli sijatomba ,sio michepuko Wala nn, .. na shemeji yenu kasafiri.


Leo Valentine, nikaona niwatumie Ujumbe wapenzi wangu


Sasa hii meseji nikaiweka katika makundi matatu.

Moja, ninaanza Kwa kumsifiaa mwanamke ( anakua emotional high ).

Pili, Nampa za uso 'Wanawake wengi wananitaka ....... Hapa anaumia Moyo ( emotional Low)

Tatu, Namwambia nataka nikutombe wewe tuu (anakua Tena emotional high)

Nnez namwambia, labda umivuruga ndo nitatomba mwingine, ..( anakua emtional low).

Hii ndo Ile niliwah waambia ,ukitaka kumfanya mwanamke awe mtumwa wako wa kihisia, hakikisha unacheza na Hisia zake Kwa kumfanyidha mchezo wa Hisia juuu--hisiaa chini ( NARUDIA KUWAAMBIAZ NJIA PEKEE YA MWANAMKE KUMUELEWA MWANAUME NAKUA VILE UNAVYOTAKA WEWE, NI KUCHEZA NA HISIA ZAKE) ...sio vipigo, sio Pesa sio nn.


Sasa hapa ni baadhi ya screenshot Wanawake wangu baadhi , nmeona nishee nanyinyi Kwa sababu Kila siku nawambia Wanawake wanapenda Maneno machafu, ila hamnielewi ..... Embu fikria, unaogopa kumtumia mkeo Maneno machafu, alafu Mimi namtumia na anafurahiiiii balaaaa .!!


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21 tumekulana, amejibu short, inaonekana Leo ana miahodo ya kuliwa na pengine muda Huu analiwa ....ila sini life tuView attachment 2517869

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24 tumekulana ..anajibu shotii ,naye inaonekana Leo muda Huu analika ..ila sinilife View attachment 2517875

25..sijanla, ansjifanya anamajibh machafu,, kiss AK yake, hajui akifa ,K inaliwa na wadudu... ila tutakulana tuView attachment 2517876

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Wasengeee , Mtaanza kunilaani Bure mamaee !!.


Niendelee au?.

Hawa mademu zako ndio maana wengi wao unawala, ukiangalia uandishi wao tu unajua ni mademu wa aina gani.

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Hawa mademu zako ndio maana wengi wao unawala, ukiangalia uandishi wao tu unajua ni mademu wa aina gani.

😂😂😂

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

legend

Ni life tu bwana G


Ukitongoza mwanamke, akaanza kukiita G, G G, ..ujue anaelekea 😂

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

wakipita huku watajua Hahaha

Nahisi watajua, Kuna Mmoja ndo nahakika Huwa anapita pita humu , Sasa daaa nmefanya kujilipua sana.

Ila yeye yakez sijaiweka hapa.

 

[Tychob]

Nahisi watajua, Kuna Mmoja ndo nahakika Huwa anapita pita humu , Sasa daaa nmefanya kujilipua sana.

Ila yeye yakez sijaiweka hapa.

Noma hiyoo

 

[Hardlife]

Nipo kijijini kidogo kuona wazee.. naenda mtaani naonana na ndugu, jamaa na marafiki wa kipindi nakulia huku. Ninatabia ya kuja kusalimia atleast mara 1 kwa miaka miwili. Asilimia kubwa hukuta sura mpya maana vijana wanazidi kukua tu.
Nikaonana na jamaa yangu mmoja ana cheo fulani cha kiheshima na alikuwa na viongozi wenzake.
Kati ya hao viongozi mmoja alikuwa mwanamke ambaye ndio boss wa kata huku nilipo na bado mbichi kiasi age kwenye 26 hivi sura nzuri kiasi chake na ni mgeni naambiwa ndio ana miezi miwili tu. Natambulishwa na jamaa yangu na pale nikaombwa namba ya simu na wote wakaichukua. Maisha yakaendelea story za hapa na pale nikaondoka.
Jana napigiwa simu kupokea naulizwa umeondoka nikasema hapana. Wakati huo sijajua nani akaniambia mie kata tulionana juzi ohhh.
Basi akaniambia kama hujaondoka naomba kesho (leo) tuonane. Namuuliza wapi na saa ngapi. Akaniambia nyumbani kwangu na usiku kuanzia saa 2 nadhani ndio muda mzuri. Nikamwambia poa.
Nauliza jamaa fulani hivi bos wa kata ya hapa ameolewa naambiwa hana mume..

Nipo nawaza kuna Masihara inakuja hapa maana hatujaongea lolote.

 

[azyzy omary]

Nipo kijijini kidogo kuona wazee.. naenda mtaani naonana na ndugu, jamaa na marafiki wa kipindi nakulia huku. Ninatabia ya kuja kusalimia atleast mara 1 kwa miaka miwili. Asilimia kubwa hukuta sura mpya maana vijana wanazidi kukua tu.
Nikaonana na jamaa yangu mmoja ana cheo fulani cha kiheshima na alikuwa na viongozi wenzake.
Kati ya hao viongozi mmoja alikuwa mwanamke ambaye ndio boss wa kata huku nilipo na bado mbichi kiasi age kwenye 26 hivi sura nzuri kiasi chake na ni mgeni naambiwa ndio ana miezi miwili tu. Natambulishwa na jamaa yangu na pale nikaombwa namba ya simu na wote wakaichukua. Maisha yakaendelea story za hapa na pale nikaondoka.
Jana napigiwa simu kupokea naulizwa umeondoka nikasema hapana. Wakati huo sijajua nani akaniambia mie kata tulionana juzi ohhh.
Basi akaniambia kama hujaondoka naomba kesho (leo) tuonane. Namuuliza wapi na saa ngapi. Akaniambia nyumbani kwangu na usiku kuanzia saa 2 nadhani ndio muda mzuri. Nikamwambia poa.
Nauliza jamaa fulani hivi bos wa kata ya hapa ameolewa naambiwa hana mume..

Nipo nawaza kuna Masihara inakuja hapa maana hatujaongea lolote.

Kamle tu huyo

 

[G bznes]

Leo tar 14 nimekula tunda kimasihara bila kutarajia sjui yule mwanamke ni wawapi mbaya zaidi wife nilikuwa nae.
Nimeingia kwny bar moja kitaa fulani muda saa tisa alasiri nikamtuma boda boda amfate wife home aje nilipo tule kitimoto.
Nikiwa naendelea kupga bia taratibu huku namsubiri wife afike na boda meza ya pembeni nilipokaa kulikuwa na mademu kama 4 hivi wamejaza bia juu ya meza na wanaonekana wamelewa sana mziki wa wastani unapgwa na wale mademu kuna muda wanainuka kucheza mziki kwa kukata viuno.
Baada ya nusu saa wife akafika nikapga bia mbili mbele na kitimoto ikaletwa mezani ikiwa imeshaiva tukaanza kula mimi na wife .
Baada ya kumaliza kula nikainuka kwenda chooni kukojoa na kuwasha fegi nivute ile nimeingia tu chooni naendelea kukojoa ghafla demu mmoja miongoni mwa waliokuwa meza yangu ya pembeni kaingia pale chooni.
Nikashangaa huyu demu anaingiaje choo cha wanaume nikamuuliza vp mbona umeingia huku hakujibu akawahi kuvua suruale aliovaa na kuanza kukojoa kwny sink .
Ndipo akasema sogea hapa nilipo nikasogea karibu huku mboo iko nje na yeye amechuchumaa kwny sink anakojoa kaishika mboo na kuibugia mdomoni miksa na zile bia nilizokata kichwa kilishachemka nikapata msisimuko kinoma mboo ikavimba ghafla alivyoona yule damu akaniambia toa elfu kumi nikupe chap sikujiuliza mara nikatoa ten nikampa akaisunda kwny matiti ashashusha vizuri suruale yake akainama nikachomeka mkuyenge nikapga tako tano huku nikiwa na nikakojoa yule dame akaniambia tangulia kutoka nikamwambia yule nilie kaa nae ni wife ko ukitoka usioneshe kama tumefanya chochote nikatoka nikaenda mpk kwny kiti nikakaa .
Hapa nilipo nimewaza sana hii kitu.
HII IMETOKEA LEO MASAA KADHAA YALIYOPITA.

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