THE FACILITATOR: HAPPY ENDING WITH A TRAINEE
"... _Competence Based Training and Education (CBET) ni mfumo wa ufundishaji na ujifunzaji unaolenga katika kujenga umahiri wa anayejifunza ili aweze kushiriki kikamilifu katika Dunia ya utendaji (ability to perform). It's about bringing the workplace activities into learning environment. .....
Learners are supposed to demonstrate competencies which are measured in different levels. These levels are knowledge, Skills, Understanding or wider attributes, and are determined through action verbs ( verbs used to task a learner) as stated in the Bloom's taxonomy. However, you need to collect evidences of learning through assessment to be sure that learners have understood!
In implementing CBET, you need to focus on four areas: Outcome; Market; Facilitation Methods; and Assessment methods_....."
Ni sehemu tu ya presentation yangu nilipokuwa nimealikwa na Taasisi moja
kwenda kuwa sehemu ya timu ya wawezeshaji katika Mafunzo ya CBET mkoa fulani hapa nchini. Yalikuwa ni Mafunzo ya siku kadhaa, yakiunganisha taasisi 3 za Mafunzo ambayo kwa hakika yalifana sana. Facilitotors tulikuwa Wanne, ambao tuligawana mada za kuwaasilisha.
Ikiwa ni siku ya Jumatatu, siku ya kwanza ya Mafunzo tulifika chuoni na kupiga ripoti kwa Mkuu wa Chuo ambapo Mafunzo yalikuwa yakifanyikia, na kupokelewa vizuri sana. Tukasaini kitabu Cha wageni na kupiga stori za uongo na kweli kidogo then tukapelekwa kwenye ukumbi wa Mafunzo.
Tuliingia na kukuta watu takribani 30+ ambao wengi wao walikuwa wamependez sana. Utafikiri ilikuwa sherehe. Wakaka wamechomekea balaa. Waweza sema walikuwa wamechomekea kwa mwiko. Yaani full mkanda nje. Wadada ndo usiseme, wako Bomba ile mbaya.
Ingekuwa bongo flavor, ungeweza kumbuka wimbo wa Willy Paul; Hello baby, si unajua siku yetu leo, hello baby si unajua tunaoana leo". It was just a training but the personality of the participants was beyond next level! Very amazing [emoji2956]!
Anyway, tulikaribishwa na kuketi then, mwenyeji wetu akazungumza kidogo, tukatambulishana then ratiba ikazingatiwa.
Wakati wa kujitambulisha, alisimama dada mmoja with undisputed voice, fine-tuned tone, full of confidence and talking eyes [emoji2539]. I was like; is this a coincidence, or should I demonstrate my competence in the level of Wider attribute!!! Hahahaha, never say never.
Walijitambulisha wote, lakini ukweli wengine sikuweza kuwazingatia kwani tayari Dunia ilikuwa imeshasimama ikisubiri Mimi nishuke. Siyo kwamba nishuke mwenyewe but nishuke na huyu mdada ambaye nitampa jina la Najma!
UTAMBULISHO UNAKAMILIKA, SESSION IANZE. (Naskip baadhi ya protocol hapa)
Kiongozi wetu wa Msafara ndo alianza maana Mada yake lilikuwa ya kwanza. Akiwa anaendelea, moyoni Mimi nilikuwa napanga namna ya kuweza kupata mawasiliano ya yule dada. Bila kujali atanielewaje! Concept ilikuwa moja tu, the higher the risk, the higher the return! Though I was unaware of the Payback period.
Nilichakata mawazo, ghafla akili ikanambia nimstue Mkuu, ili wapitishe fomu ya Mahudhurio, nikawacholea na format kwenye karatasi. Akaichukua na kumpa Mratibu wa hayo Mafunzo, na kwenda kuichapa na kuiprint. Then, akaja nayo. Waliipitisha tukajisajili, huku Mafunzo yakiendelea. Saa 4:30 tukaenda chai. Saa 5:00 turudi kuendelea na session, ni mada yangu sasa!!!!
Nilikunywa chai fasta, nikarudi ukumbini, lengo nika-copy namba ya huyo mdada. Kweli nilifanikisha, afu nikaisave na kusubiri waingie, afu failicitator nifanye yangu.
WANAREJEA UKUMBINI.
Walipoingia nilikaribishwa kwa ajili ya kutema checheee, kutema checheeee (JK voice). Nikashukuru na kuanza kufanya yangu. Nilifanya kilichonipeleka huku mara moja nikutupa jicho kwa Najma.
Uwepo wake mle ndani ulinifanya nichague vizuri maneno ya kutumia. Umakini na lugha ilojaa uungwana ilitaradadi. Kuna wakati nilichomekea vistory vya hapa na pale ili kunogesha kipindi. Hakika siku ilikuwa nzuri sana kwangu. Hadi saa 6:30 mada yangu ilikuwa inafikia tamati. Nimesukuma slides za PLO, ELO, SELO na RT. It was not real perfect but ilikuwa ya kupendeza. Nilivomaliza makofi mengi sana; yaani ni kwaaa, kwaaaa, kwaaaa! Kwaaaa, kwaaaa!
Makofi Yale hayakuwa kitu kwangu, kwangu kitu muhimu ilikuwa kumpata Najma ili nipate mshindo wenye furaha (happy ending). Maana ukweli tayari nafsi ilikwisha mwelewa. Yaani it was like, nimeshazama kwenye penzi, naweza sema nimepagawa.
Nilihisi kupatwa na ugonjwa ndani ya boxer kila fikra zilipokuwa zinaelekezwa kwake. Yaani, kama alivowahi kusema yule Faustina kuwa" mwambieni sijiwezi, aje anipe dawa".
Hisia zilikuwa zinapenya kutoka kwenye moyo hadi kwenye maini, namba ninayo lkn sijui nifanye nini! Maana inahitaji umakini. Japo theory ilikuwa bado ni ileile, ya the higher the risk, the higher the return. But you need to invest what you can afford to lose! It's of no lie that, I want to be top to the moon, top to the chest of this beautiful beibe, feeding from her stingy breasts but imagine if this civilization crushes! Pure dilemma!
Moyo unakataa, lakn tayari mwili ni dhaifu. Already fallen in love with a trainee. Am just a mere facilitator, na ninaepasa kubeba taswira nzuri ya taasisi yangu. My memory was in worries, imagine if it backfires! And it's only a first Day! Why God has let me suffer this way! I want to act my age, act my status but love doesn't ask why? Love is like a beautiful melody, it can be sung anywhere! Let me try, and if the response be negative, I still have time to apologize!
Katika mtanzuko huo, ndo nilijikuta nakumbuka Uzi wa kula tunda kimasihara, ahsante
rikiboy. Niliamua kuinua Uso wangu na kuupeleka moja kwa moja kwa yule dada. Alikuwa ka- concentrate na mhadhara, lakini niliamua kubakiza Uso wangu kwake kwa uangalifu sana. Ni kweli mara paaap, tuligonganisha macho.
Nikatabasamu naye akatabasamu afu akaangalia pembeni na kuendelea kupokea maarifa kutoka kwa mwezeshaji mwenzangu aliyekuwa akitema checheeee!!
With that smile, nilijiambia kuwa anaweza kunifichia Siri na kunilindia heshima yangu na hadhi ya taasisi yangu. Na kwa kuwa nitakuwa nachombeza lakn kwa utani, basi I can also deny the allegations. Kwa hiyo nikaamua kujifanya Adv. Mtobesya kwenye cross examination! PGO number 238 na Exhibit Guidelines ya Mwaka 2018.
KIZIMBANI.
Mimi: Hi Naj. Am James, the facilitator!
Naj: Okay!
She didn't even look at me, wala kuongeza, neno lolote! Duuh, atakuwa na maringo sana huyu dada. Nilijisemea! Ndo tuseme case closed! Kwa kweli jibu lake fupi lilikuwa nje ya matarajio yangu.
Nilihisi labda angejibu: Hi, labda akaongeza na oooh, waaaoh, afu aniangalie tutabasamu pamoja, lakini haikuwa hivyo.
To me it was a disappointment! Lakini kama mjuavyo, penye nia pana njia! Niliamua kumrudisha tena kizimbani, kidhibiti ndo hakitakiwi ila Shahidi anaendelea. Yaani ukikutwa na nondo kwenye chumba cha mtihani, unaporwa tu hiyo nondo afu unaendelea kupiga paper kwenye huo huo mtihani. Nikamrudisha kizimbani:
Mimi: Naj you look so beautiful, tukimaliza Mafunzo naomba unione nikupe elfu 50, ukamuongezee aliyekusuka. Maana kakupatia kweli.Na hivi ulivo Pisi Kali, ndo kabisaaaa! Hahahah (niliweka kiemoj Cha kujichekesha ili kuhalalisha jokes- but nilikuwa na moja kichwani): Hongera rfk yng!!
Naj: hahahahah, thank you facilitator! But ni kawaida tu mbona!
Mimi: Kawaida kwako, lkn kwangu mmh!
Naj: mmmh ndo nn sasa?
Mimi: Mmh ina maana nimekupenda bure, na kama hutojali baada ya session I would welcome you for dinner, as friends (with this am serious).
Naj: Okay, but kwa leo sidhani labda kesho. Anyway baada ya training jioni, labda naweza kuwa na jibu kamili. Baadae facilitator!!!
Mimi: Ahsante sana.
Tuliendelea na training Hadi saa 10:30 jioni. Na kabla ya muda kuisha alinitumia sms akasema. There is a possibility! So just tell me how and where!
Nilimwambia mimi ni mgeni hapa mkoani, ila nimefikia ... Hotel, na kuna vinywaji na misosi. Kama unahisi huwezi kuwa comfortable hapo, nambie wapi panakufaa. Akasema hata hapo pako sawa tu, as long as ni public place.
With this answer, nilianza kwa kweli, kukumbuka ule wimbo, wa chini chini chini chini, nimeuona bwn, mkono wako bwn kweli. Mambo yako kweli ni makuu. Umenitoa mbali...chini chini chini chini!!
Basi baada ya session tuliondoka, kuelekea tulipokuwa tumefikia. Nikatulia kidogo, nikaoga na kuvaa casual, nikamtext saa ngapi. Akasema itapendeza ikiwa saa moja, nikampanga dereva wetu. Saa 12:40 tukaanza safari ya kwenda kumchukua! Alituelekeza njia, dereva kumbe anaifahamu vizuri ile mitaa.
Kwa kweli Kuna wadada wazuri. Alipiga surauali fulani ya jinsi na fulana moja matata sana na miwani. Posh si posh! Yaani ile tshirts na jinsi ni kila mtu anapendezaa, Tshirt na Jeans, hakuna anayechukizaaa, Tshirt na Jeans, sitoweza kuiacha, inatoa chicha na inanipendeza! Tshirt na Jeans!
Bila hiyana nilishuka kwenye gari na kumkumbatia pale, afu nikamfungulia mlango akaingia nami nikaingia upande mwingine. Ile perfume aliyokuwa amenyunyizia ilitosha kusuma mawimbi katika pua zangu na kuupeleka ujumbe maridhawa katika kiungo changu Cha uzazi. CBET! CBET! CBET! If CBET is about bringing the workplace activities into learning environment, then the vise versa is true. We are going to translate learning activities, into practical world! Maana, the girl had a bite! While feeling an erotic smell, the girl had a calling smile too.
TUNAANZA SAFARI YA KUELEKEA HOTELINI KUPATA CHAKULA CHA JIONI.
Nilikaa nae kwa nyuma, huku vistory vya hapa na pale vikiendelea. Nikawa namsfia alivyopendeza na kumtania kwamba Mkuu wa Chuo ahesabu maumivu, kwani siku moja nitarejea kumtorosha twende zetu Dar. Maneno hayo nilikuwa nayasema huku mkono nikijaribu kufanya kama naupapasisha kwenye mapaja yake! Mara nashika mkono wake mororo. Nilitamani kumpa amani ya kunizoea ili awe huru pia na Mimi. Mara tukafika!
Tulifika nikashuka nikaenda upande wake nikamfungulia mlango (Ki-gentleman zaidi), akashuka! Nikamshika mkono kumuongoza kwenye meza, nikamvutia kiti na kumkaribisha kwa Upendo. Aliketi nami nikaketi, mhudumu huyuuuu! Karibuni, niwahudumie nini? Karibu Najma, naomba umwambie unachotumia!!!!
Ni kama alikuwa hajajiandaa na anachotumia. Mara emu, subiri kidogo nitakuita!!! Emu lete red [emoji485], na glass mbili! Afu tuitie mtu wa jikoni.
Vikaletwa, tukamiminiwa, tuanze kushusha mdogo mdogo. Ukweli Mimi hivo vitu sina mzuka navyo, sijui wine, beer mmh basi tu! Lakini nilimiminiwa na then tukaagiza kuku na ndizi mbili. Alikuwa anakunywa [emoji485] kama hataki, na nilihisi siyo mtumiaji mzuri pia au alikuwa anazuga.
Baadae nikamwambia, natamani tuwe tunapiga stori nikiwa naandaa slides za kuwaasilisha kesho. Mada ya kwanza ni Mimi. Hivyo natamani twende room Kuna kiti na meza niwe katika confort zone ya kuandaa wasilisho la kesho. Akaguna afu akasema, Okay!
Hapo ndo nilianza kumkumbuka Aslay, Mhudumu ongeza glass, ooh Mhudumu ongeza glass!!! Nikamwita Mhudumu atusaidie kuchukua wine yetu na glass tuhamie room. Tumefika room, tukakaa kidogo, mara kuku wetu huyu hapa, basi tukanawishwa na kuanza kumtafuna.
Tulikula baada ya kumaliza kula basi ilikuwa ni utekelezaji wa CBET. Niliinuka na kwenda kumwomba asimame ili nimshukuru kwa kuitikia wito wangu wa kupata chakula Cha jioni pamoja.
Alitabasamu, akaniangalia kwa upendo na kuinua mikono yake huku akisimama kwa ajili ya kutekeleza moja ya learning task katika CBET. Tulikumbatiana pale, huku nikitalii katika mgongo wake, na kuteremka kiunoni na kwenye makalio.
Katikati ya zoezi hilo nilimnong'oneza sikioni mwake, Najma am in love with you! You have already won my heart. Mmh facilitator, we shouldn't rush! We haven't known we'll each other! Let me think of it. Plz give me time to analyze it, probably expect a very positive feedback!
Nilimkubalia, nikazunguka mgongoni mwake na kumkumbatia tena, mikono nikaipeleka kwenye kifua chake huku nikisema ahsante sana Najma. Alikuwa kama anajaribu kunitoa mikono, na kusema no facilitator, next time! We shouldn't rush! Nikamwambia it's just a foreplay, we won't do anything! Pliz allow me to kiss you, huku mikono ikiendelea kumpapasa, na uume ukiwa umeshasimama dede. Aliamua kujitoa mikononi mwangu!
Nilimsogelea tena na kuongea kwa sauti iliyochanganyika na uchungu, huku machoni nikionesha kuhitaji tunda la Eden! Nilimuonyesha mkuyenge ulivyokuwa umetuna, jambo lilomfanya aniangalie usoni na kunipa pole. Hatimae alisogea na kunambia pole, huku akinipiga piga begani! Niliinama kidogo, nikachukua kitambaa na kufanya kama najifuta! Akaniinua na kunambia pole, huku akinikumbatia!
Nami nilimkumbatia tena, moyoni nakijisemea mamaeeeeee! Welcome to the Bondo camp! Kitendo kile kilinifanya nimkumbatie kwa nguvu, huku nikimnong'oneza jambo la upendo maskioni mwake. Nilimweleza namna alivyo nijali na kuamua kunipa kampani ambayo sijaipata muda mrefu.
Niliendelea kumkumbatia na papaso likawa limetaradadi. Sasa ni dhahiri ameamua liwalo na liwe. Hakuna Pingamiz tena, safu ya Mtobesya inaibuka kidedea.
Nikaamua kumpelekea mdomo jambo ambalo alinipa Ushirikiano wa hali na Mali. Ghafla akanipushi, nami kama karatasi nikapeperukia kitandani nikiwa chali, uume umesima ndiii.
Akasogea akanitoa mkanda wangu na kuinyofoa ndani na kuanza kughani nayo. Aliendelea kuinyonya, nikaona isiwe tabu! Nikamvutia kwa juu, nikamtoa ki-Tishirt chake na kumjibu kwa kutomasa chuchu na kuzinyonya.
Mara ananinyonya kifuani huku nikimpapasa makalio yake ya wastani. Baada ya muda, akanitoa suruali yote nami nikamvua ya kwake akabaki na chupi tu mi nikiwa tayari mtupu kabisa.
Niliingiza mkono wangu ndani ya chupi yake na kuanza kutafuta golori ilikojificha na na kupekecha vilivyo. Akagugumia sana na mwisho akasema nt..mbe tu. James, nt..mbe tu.
Nilijiweka vizuri chali, nikamwambia karibu baby, akapanda juu, akaishika na kuanza kuipimisha kwenye tundu. Kwa kuwa utelele ulikuwa ni bayana wakati huo ikapenya, nikasikia tu iiiiiinhiiiii, isshiiiiiii!
Nilimkumbatia vizuri, akaweka magoti yake vizuri akaanza kuikatikia, huku mikono mara icheze na chuchu, mara kiuno ili Mradi tu nisimuachie kazi. Kuna wakati nilikuwa nainuka kidogo, namskia ooooooh, shiiiiiii, hapo hapo baba. Facilitator, hapo baba! Hatimae mshindo!
Saa tano, nikamwomba dereva tumrudishe. Sijaandaa slides wala nini, kweli Ngoswe penzi kitovu Cha Uzembe. Tukamfikisha jirani na alipokuwa anakaa. Kesho yake, kwenye mafunzo alikuwa anahisi aibu sana, huku facilitator nikiwa na confidence ya juu kama sujui kilichotokea. Na wakati mwingine nilikuwa namuinua kujibu maswali.
Baada ya siku hiyo kupita, nilimwomba aje tukae nae pale HOTELINI kama Yuko huru. Kweli alinikubalia na kunipa wenyeji kuanzia siku ya 3, 4 na ya 5. Mafunzo yakaenda vizuri, nikiwa na what they call happy ending.
Kwa Sasa ni mke wa mtu fulani maarufu tu hapa kwetu. Siyo mbaya but it was a nice moment with that beautiful girl.
Nawasilisha.