Tuwatambue Vinara wa Jukwaa la MMU

[Ibrah]

Nlikusahau Dena Amsi, upo? Siku nyingi sijakuona humu, kulikoni? Wewe ni mmoja wa Makungwi wa MMU! Where are you Dena?

 

[Ibrah]

Dena Amsi, nawe ni mmoja wa Mateja wa MMU, sijakuona kitambo! Where are you Lassie?

 

[Dena Amsi]

Nlikusahau Dena Amsi, upo? Siku nyingi sijakuona humu, kulikoni? Wewe ni mmoja wa Makungwi wa MMU! Where are you Dena?

Nipo hapa

 

[The Finest]

Nipo hapa

Kungwi mambo, habari yako Kungwi habari za siku nyingi Kungwi...dah Kungwi umepotea kweli Kungwi...au sababu ya mishemishe za sikukuu Kungwi..

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Kuna zawadi?

 

[shizukan]

Nyie ruke rukeni weeee lkn mtu mzima WASHA WASHA ndio mtama kwa watoto. Hakuna siku aliniacha hoi kama siku aliyo-isuuza chupi ya mpangaji mwenzie ambaye ni demu na kuleta kizaa zaa na mkewe.

Nasikitika kuwa ame-Log off komplitily.

Where you brazza washa boy?!

 

[ndetichia]

Nyie ruke rukeni weeee lkn mtu mzima WASHA WASHA ndio mtama kwa watoto. Hakuna siku aliniacha hoi kama siku aliyo-isuuza chupi ya mpangaji mwenzie ambaye ni demu na kuleta kizaa zaa na mkewe.

Nasikitika kuwa ame-Log off komplitily.

Where you brazza washa boy?!

ame log off kiukweli kweli..

 

[Kongosho]

Hata mie nimem-miss na chungwa lake
Makeke mengi

Nyie ruke rukeni weeee lkn mtu mzima WASHA WASHA ndio mtama kwa watoto. Hakuna siku aliniacha hoi kama siku aliyo-isuuza chupi ya mpangaji mwenzie ambaye ni demu na kuleta kizaa zaa na mkewe.

Nasikitika kuwa ame-Log off komplitily.

Where you brazza washa boy?!

 

[Kongosho]

Is it not size of maka...?

Mzee wa vitumbua.

 

[Angel Nylon]

hapo kwenye red nimejikuta nacheka mwenyewe heheheh

Na wee ndo hao nn?

 

[EJM_]

Sitaki kuamini kama hakuna aliyenitaja! Naandamana........................

Ashadii
The Boss
Bijibuji
The finest
Fesibuku
Smile
.............

 

[Kongosho]

tuandamane basi
ila tupite uchochoroni

Sitaki kuamini kama hakuna aliyenitaja! Naandamana........................
.............

 

[Ziltan]

Kongosho,
lizzy
exellent
ziltan
nk

 

[Ziltan]

Halafu kongosho nakutaka bila kujali jinsi yako!

 

[Kongosho]

Nibebe
sina tatizo

Halafu kongosho nakutaka bila kujali jinsi yako!

 

[Ziltan]

Nibebe
sina tatizo

kukubeba si badae,

 

[Ibrah]

Halafu kongosho nakutaka bila kujali jinsi yako!

Makubwa, nimechekea moyoni nisije nikamshitua.

 

[Bigirita]

Vinara kwenye nini?

kwenye kujua mahusiano ya wengi ne kwa saaaaaana wakati nyie hamna mahusiano na kiumbe yeyote.

 

[Bigirita]

Halafu kongosho nakutaka bila kujali jinsi yako!

usiwe na wasiwasi, mkulu ameshai-sign ile sheria kimya kimya. Mambo ya jinsi na jinsia sio issue tena. We ji-express utakavyo.

 

[Viol]

Kongosho,
lizzy
exellent
ziltan
nk

Ziltan mi labda nipo kwenye jokes zaidi kuliko MMU