Tofauti ya Inbox za wasichana na wavulana

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

INBOX SMS ZA MSICHANA KWENYE SIMU

Frank: I love u gal.
M pesa: You have received 15,000 kutoka kwa John
Tesha.
Bodaboda: Unajua nahisi km nataka nikutoe diner leo.
100: Umepokea muda wa maongezi wa shilingi 2,000.
Juma: I miss u baby gal.
Joseph: Baby enter 76039743803546 then 2chat.
M pesa: Umepokea kiasi cha shilingi 30,000 kutoka kwa
Juma hussein salio lako la Mpesa ni 51,500.
Victor: Gudnyt Sweetie.

MEN'S INBOX
Tinah: Nitumie eflu1 plzzz!
Tigo: Salio la akaunti yako halitoshi kupiga simu
tafadhali ongeza pesa ili uendelee kufurahia huduma
zetu.
Jack: Jamani kama upo town ukija chuo ninunulie chipsi
na mishkaki mi5.
Tigo: Umefanikiwa kulipa deni lako lote la shilingi 1,900
salio lako ni Shilingi 100.
Landlord: Nimechoka kukufuatilia bwana lipa kodi ama
niweke kufuli...!
Angel: I missed my period.
Paul: Lile deni langu niaje?

 

[kabanga]

ah! lakini hawa wavulana wa mjini na wasichana wao, sisi wa vijijini (washamba) tunayasikia tu! kila kitu tunamalizia kwenye ngoma!

 

[ladyfurahia]

Leo umeongea besti kwani wanatuchuna sana wanawake

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Jack: Jamani kama upo town ukija chuo ninunulie chipsi
na mishkaki mi5.

hako ka jamani ni ka kubembeleza usiache kumletea

 

[Nazjaz]

Leo umeongea besti kwani wanatuchuna sana wanawake

pendekezeni kwny tozo ya sim card tulipe 10,000/ per month

 

[ladyfurahia]

nini 10,000 hata mkisema tuwape 100,000 tuweke kwenye simu zenu kwani tunajali siye ilmradi mtupende kwa upendo wa dhati usiona unafiki tu

pendekezeni kwny tozo ya sim card tulipe 10,000/ per month

 

[CharmingLady]

Hahahaaaaa......!

 

[Nazjaz]

nini 10,000 hata mkisema tuwape 100,000 tuweke kwenye simu zenu kwani tunajali siye ilmradi mtupende kwa upendo wa dhati usiona unafiki tu

nice to hear that

 

[ladyfurahia]

unacheka nini mrembo usiye na hata kipere usoni mwako umenivutiaje best?

Hahahaaaaa......!

 

[Nkyumu]

Hahahahahaaa wana mind mnavyowasema hivi lakini tatizo hawaachi.....

 

[Mwandwanga]

kwangu vice versa.

 

[Passion Lady]

​mtakula kwa jasho hahaaaaaa!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Bujibuji ni ukweli mtupu aise

 

[Nazjaz]

kwangu vice versa.

we shosti?

 

[Mzee]

Hayo ni maua yetu, Yapo kwa ajili yetu. Lazima tuyamwagilie ili ya chanue VYEMA.

Hakuna kuchunwa wala nini, ni sehemu ya matumizi tu.

 

[Mseti2007]

Ebwanae umetisha, hii experience umepata wapi? Mana naona kama umetoka kwenye inbox yangu!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Bujibuji ni ukweli mtupu aise

Sijui kwanini tumekubali kuwa kupe??

 

[Chocs]

Well sad Bujibuji

 

[Angel Nylon]

Ha ha haaaaa. Mtajibebaaaa

 

[Arushaone]

Hayo ni maua yetu, Yapo kwa ajili yetu. Lazima tuyamwagilie ili ya chanue VYEMA.

Hakuna kuchunwa wala nini, ni sehemu ya matumizi tu.

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