This is how l lost it.....

[Kaunga]

Jamaa: binti hujambo?
Me: sijambo shikamoo.
Jamaa: unapafahamu kwa Ruga.....?
Me: ndio, ni nyumba ile pale.
Jamaa: kwani we unakaa wapi?
Me: kwa Dr........
Jamaa: aah, dr ...... ni rafiki yangu sana. Hivi no yenu ya simu ni ngapi vile?
Me: ni 2..6.
Jamaa: unasoma?
Me: ndio.
Jamaa: form gani?
Me: form three.
Jamaa: kumbe umekua, unaweza kutupa vitu vitamu.
Me: (mfyonzo, robo wa Patience Ozwokor wa Nigeria) na kurudi nyuma ili aendelee peke yake.

Next day...
Ngri ngrii (mlio wa simu).
Me: Hallow
Jamaa: hallow naomba kuongea na Kaunga.
Me: ndio mimi.
Jamaa: good, njoo hotel ....... nakusubiri
Me: sawa.

After three days.
Nikiwa dining, nachungulia dirishani; naona jamaa anakuja. Nikakimbia jikoni kwa mom.
Akapiga hodi na baba akamkaribisha, nikiwa nasikia anachoongea na baba ilikuwa hivi.
Jamaa: Dr ninajisikia vibaya na nimeishiwa dawa zangu za pressure, l was wondering kama utakuwa na akiba nyumbani.
Baba: hapana sina, ila kesho naweza kukuletea
Jamaa: never mind, nitakuja mwenyewe hospitali.
(Wakaongea ongea kama dkk 5 hivi mimi nikiwa kimya jikoni)
Jamaa: I have a bottle of scotch whiskey nyumbani, hakuna mtoto unayeweza kumtuma?
Baba: ooh yes, Kaunga
Me: (kimya)
Baba: Kaunga
Mama: we Kaunga si unaitwa na baba yako?
Me: abee (nikaenda)
Baba: nenda na ........ kaniletee mzigo.
Me: Shikamoo ( to jamaa of which kama ya kwanza aliignore na kuongelea vitu vingine)
Tukaongozana na jamaa yeye mbele, mimi pulling my legs mpaka home kwake ambapo alinitoa usichana wangu.

Copy kwa Asprin na wapenda lager wote wenye mabinti.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

mmmh pole sana!!!!

 

[Kaunga]

mmmh pole sana!!!!

Nshapoa that's why l can talk about it. Ila umejifunza kitu kutoka ktk story yangu? Speaker can this qualify for the movie?

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Nshapoa that's why l can talk about it. Ila umejifunza kitu kutoka ktk story yangu? Speaker can this qualify for the movie?

Naomba kuuliza, wazazi/mzazi alijua kilichokutokea?

 

[Scofied]

is this a real story?

 

[Purple]

ya kweli haya kaunga?au ni story tu ya kujifunza?

 

[Dena Amsi]

Surely Kaunga is this true story ama.?? Plz tell me the truth dear

 

[Kaunga]

Naomba kuuliza, wazazi/mzazi alijua kilichokutokea?

Sikumwambia mtu yoyote so hakuna aliyejua.

 

[Kaunga]

Surely Kaunga is this true story ama.?? Plz tell me the truth dear

It is a true story.

 

[akenajo]

pole sana

 

[Dena Amsi]

It is a true story.

Ooohhh MG!! Pole but it has alreadyhappen Sorry for you dearest

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Sikumwambia mtu yoyote so hakuna aliyejua.

Duh! ningekuwa mie ningemuambia mama amueleze mme wake, pombe zake zimeniletea madhara....!!!!

 

[asakuta same]

dah! Kaunga hukuwa na ukaribu na wazazi mpaka ulikaa kimya huku ukijua wazazi wanakupeleka machinjoni mummy!?

 

[TIQO]

Alikudanganya na pipi sio?

 

[The Monk]

It is a true story.

pole sana Kaunga, yaani wanaume wengine bure kabisa, watu wamehuheshimu na kukuona mtu wa maana then unafanya manyago bila hata kuangalia madhara na matokeo yake kwenye mahusiano yako na hiyo familia.

 

[asakuta same]

Duh! ningekuwa mie ningemuambia mama amueleze mme wake, pombe zake zimeniletea madhara....!!!!

alipaswa kumueleza mama kabla ya kwenda huko ,kwani alishajua nia ya huyo bazazi

 

[TIQO]

Surely Kaunga is this true story ama.?? Plz tell me the truth dear

Utamsaidia kurudisha sealed?

 

[neggirl]

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[Kaunga]

dah! Kaunga hukuwa na ukaribu na wazazi mpaka ulikaa kimya huku ukijua wazazi wanakupeleka machinjoni mummy!?

Sijui bwana, sikufikiria kama angenibaka (sikujua kama anakaa mwenyewe) au la panic ilinifanya nisifikirie sana.
Halafu a month au two kabla nilipigwa mkwara hadi kuchekiwa bikira; so sijui labda nilihofu kusema.
Any way l was young, naive and stupid.

 

[BelindaJacob]

duh! pole sana..hakukunanii tena??