The best pick up line?

[Liz Senior]

Muanzisha sredi yuko wapi aje atutoe tongotongo ...

FL hii ni kama vile jamaa anataka kukupata halafu anakwambia..."Kiss me if I am wrong...but isn't you name X (wrong guess)??"

 

[bht]

Hey girl...you must be tired...why do you say that Julius? Coz you've been running through my mind a lot lately...

did tha work for you or didn't shem??

 

[FirstLady1]

Hey girl...you must be tired...why do you say that Julius? Coz you've been running through my mind a lot lately...

Oh my! angalau wewe umeanza kunifumbua macho na moyo !
well done Julius...

 

[Pape]

What pick up line worked or didn't work for you?

hahahaha sina kaka! kwanza kuna 'skirt' naimaindi ila nashindwa kuitokea!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

did tha work for you or didn't shem??

Hey what up shem?

Nah...that line is corny as hell....it never really worked but it worked because she laughed at me so hard and thought I was corny...but we became friends coz every time we stumbled upon each other she burst out laughing and eventually we became friends with a bunch of benefits....

 

[Mbu]

FL hii ni kama vile jamaa anataka kukupata halafu anakwambia..."Kiss me if I am wrong...but isn't you name X (wrong guess)??"

...Una m drop binti kwake halafu anakwambia, "would you like to come in for a coffee? " halafu kahawa inageuka kah-aw-ah...!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Oh my! angalau wewe umeanza kunifumbua macho na moyo !
well done Julius...

FL1....I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave

 

[Liz Senior]

FL1....I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave

Ha ha ha! This will stick in someones mind hata kama atakauka! Mkuu...hii nayo hukumtupia?

 

[FirstLady1]

FL hii ni kama vile jamaa anataka kukupata halafu anakwambia..."Kiss me if I am wrong...but isn't you name X (wrong guess)??"

🙂 hahahahaha Liz Senior umenichekesha sasa naanza kupata maana..

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Ha ha ha! This will stick in someones mind hata kama atakauka! Mkuu...hii nayo hukumtupia?

Hii nilimpata kwa sababu alijua nazungumzia wowowo lake na alikuwa nalo zuri kweli. Na kwa bahati nzuri alikuwa ni sucker for compliments.....I made her day that day

 

[bht]

Hey what up shem?

Nah...that line is corny as hell....it never really worked but it worked because she laughed at me so hard and thought I was corny...but we became friends coz every time we stumbled upon each other she burst out laughing and eventually we became friends with a bunch of benefits....

hahaaaaaaaaaa na wewe shem .............nakuamninia
anagalau u became friends

 

[bht]

FL1....I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave

hahaaa you must be a thief coz you stole my heart............

 

[Masaki]

Mimi mwenzenu domo langu zito, kwa hiyo sina hata hizo ''best pick up lines''...........!!!

 

[Liz Senior]

Hii nilimpata kwa sababu alijua nazungumzia wowowo lake na alikuwa nalo zuri kweli. Na kwa bahati nzuri alikuwa ni sucker for compliments.....I made her day that day

Julius...utulivu wako sifuri

 

[Masaki]

Hey what up shem?

Nah...that line is corny as hell....it never really worked but it worked because she laughed at me so hard and thought I was corny...but we became friends coz every time we stumbled upon each other she burst out laughing and eventually we became friends with a bunch of benefits....

....excluding conjugal benefits (!?)

 

[bht]

....excluding conjugal benefits (!?)

you can enquire that again???

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hahaaa you must be a thief coz you stole my heart............

Oh baby...you are the needle in a haystack that I've been looking for my entire life

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

....excluding conjugal benefits (!?)

including a lot of benefits

 

[Pape]

...Una m drop binti kwake halafu anakwambia, "would you like to come in for a coffee? " halafu kahawa inageuka kah-aw-ah...!

Masaki (Today), unapenda mambo kama hayo!

 

[Masaki]

including a lot of benefits

.......except ''one night stands'' (!?) 🙂