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[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha, hii namtumia wakati gani?

Sio kila aliyeingiza mikono mfukoni anatoa pesa, wengine wanachezea mapumbu tu!!

 

[Mwali]

Ha ha ha, hii namtumia wakati gani?

Hii sms imetokea kua the Num 1 in my top ten hata kama haiendani na mada. lol

 

[Maundumula]

Mmmmh mbona inasound kama kuna mtu fudenge ana love proof...amejiwekea walls na concrete.

 

[Trixy]

You are my chicken in my chicken noodle soup😀

 

[Mwali]

You are my chicken in my chicken noodle soup😀

first thread, first post, first hit!

 

[Mwali]

Mmmmh mbona inasound kama kuna mtu fudenge ana love proof...amejiwekea walls na concrete.

fudenge ndio nini?

 

[Makanyaga]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

If you were a recent, just started new, one of the biggest Fast Food shop chains in the world (McDonald's), you would be a McGorgeous

 

[Maundumula]

fudenge ndio nini?

fudenge=fulani

 

[Mwali]

fudenge=fulani

who in this context would be me?

 

[Mwali]

If you were a recent, just started new, one of the biggest Fast Food shop chains in the world (McDonald's), you would be a McGorgeous

too long for a simple mind like mine. I would miss the point.

 

[Maundumula]

who in this context would be me?

Haswaa

 

[Mwali]

Haswaa

my fortress, with all its walls and concretes has been conquered...

 

[William Mshumbusi]

Fungua hapa lazima ukae
Love Messages or SMS (Short Messaging) at txtmania.com

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

too long for a simple mind like mine. I would miss the point.

Achana naye huyo zumbukuku. Akili yake haijakaa sawa. Ninavyomjua usikute hapo alikuwa anatafuta makosa ya kimuundo na kisarufi katika nilichoandika na ndiyo maana karudia kuandika nilichoandika mimi kwa kirefu hadi akapoteza maana.

 

[Trixy]

You are the mosquito in my mosquito net

 

[platozoom]

You are my bodaboda, wherever i go i found you
Oh ! Your love control killing me softly
Your sweet talk speed keeps me high

.........Dedication to Kaunga..........

 

[King’asti]

Usiku silali nakuota wewe.
Nikinywa maji nakuona kwenye glasi.

Hapo magoti yote ndembendembe. Kupendwa raha sana lol

Mwe! Kiinglish kigumu embu tupieni na za Kiswahili wenzenu tupate mashairi.

 

[everlenk]

Usiku silali nakuota wewe.Nikinywa maji nakuona kwenye glasi.Hapo magoti yote ndembendembe. Kupendwa raha sana lol

Yaani umenikumbusha mbali ww! Enzi zile ndo tunajifunza kuandika barua za kirafiki.lol

 

[Makanyaga]

too long for a simple mind like mine. I would miss the point.

Though perhaps a bit longer than necessary, according to you, but it at least has a better coherence to the meaning/implication of what the original thinker Nyani wanted but failed to convey

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Though perhaps a bit longer than necessary, according to you, but it at least has a better coherence to the meaning/implication of what the original thinker Nyani wanted but failed to convey

Epic fail!

Yours was incoherent, fraught with tautologies, and had grammatically incorrect errors. Not your fault because you inherited that pea-sized brain from someone else. I was talking about a hamburger at McDonald's but evidently you don't know their menu all that well.

If you were a recent, just started new, one of the biggest Fast Food shop chains in the world (McDonald's), you would be a McGorgeous

First of all, Mickey D's is not a "shop". It's a fast food restaurant chain.

Second of all, recent basically means new, so you really can't have them both in one sentence like you had them.

Third of all, what is "just started new"?

And fourth of all, the words 'fast food' shouldn't have been in uppercase letters, you dingleberry.

You make no sense whatsoever. Jackass is your middle name.