SMS za mwizi

[Mwali]

Nimepokea ka sms kamenichekesha. Wizi mtupu!

"When awake you're in my thoughts, when asleep you're in my dreams.
the only place I never seem to find you is in my arms. Miss you"

Kama na wewe una ka-sms kama haka naomba ukatupie hapa nicheke mie. lol

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nimepokea ka sms kamenichekesha. Wizi mtupu!

"When awake you're in my thoughts, when asleep you're in my dreams.
the only place I never seem to find you is in my arms. Miss you"

Kama na wewe una ka-sms kama haka naomba ukatupie hapa nicheke mie. lol

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

I miss u like deserts miss rain,
I miss u like troubles miss the try,
I miss u like night misses the sun..
If I cant stop missin u, I will die soon

Hatujaonana hadi leo na ni anadunda mtaani,
wakati alisema he will die soon

 

[Mwali]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

I have to confess that I only think about you once a day but it lasts 24 hours everytime!

 

[Mwali]

I miss u like deserts miss rain,
I miss u like troubles miss the try,
I miss u like night misses the sun..
If I cant stop missin u, I will die soon

Hatujaonana hadi leo na ni anadunda mtaani,
wakati alisema he will die soon

Ndio wizi wenyewe huo. But I like these sms,
the creativity behind is just ... whoah!

 

[Mwali]

"Arise, fair [my name], and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she".

Obviously copied from act 2 Scene 2 Romeo and Juliet
but the creativity lies in the substitution of "sun" with my name
(My name is the name of another star). Killed me!

 

[Himidini]

++
When I see you My heart goes tik tok
++

 

[Mentor]

Mwe..mi naangalia tu!!!!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mapenzi bila uongo hayanogi

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Ongezeni nyingine, tuchukue hayo ma vocal tupigie sound

 

[Bob Lee Swagger]

Nimepokea ka sms kamenichekesha. Wizi mtupu!

"When awake you're in my thoughts, when asleep you're in my dreams.
the only place I never seem to find you is in my arms. Miss you"

Kama na wewe una ka-sms kama haka naomba ukatupie hapa nicheke mie. lol

Mwali! mzima lakin?!

 

[everlenk]

Mwe! Kiinglish kigumu embu tupieni na za Kiswahili wenzenu tupate mashairi.

 

[Karucee]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

Now that made me smile

 

[Karucee]

Sio kila aliyeingiza mikono mfukoni anatoa pesa, wengine wanachezea mapumbu tu!!

 

[Janjaweed]

Nimepokea ka sms kamenichekesha. Wizi mtupu!

"When awake you're in my thoughts, when asleep you're in my dreams.
the only place I never seem to find you is in my arms. Miss you"

Kama na wewe una ka-sms kama haka naomba ukatupie hapa nicheke mie. lol

paka kala mbwa...:heh::heh::heh:

 

[Elerai]

Nimepata za kupigia sound kuna Mjohoro unanisumbua ngoja nimtumie hz huenda akachange mindset

 

[Big Baba]

Sio kila aliyeingiza mikono mfukoni anatoa pesa, wengine wanachezea mapumbu tu!!

ha ha ha ha sina nbavu......

 

[neggirl]

Nimepokea ka sms kamenichekesha. Wizi mtupu!

"When awake you're in my thoughts, when asleep you're in my dreams.
the only place I never seem to find you is in my arms. Miss you"

Kama na wewe una ka-sms kama haka naomba ukatupie hapa nicheke mie. lol

mwali ni kweli unataka ucheke au unataka udese?

 

[serio]

"Arise, fair [my name], and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she".

Obviously copied from act 2 Scene 2 Romeo and Juliet
but the creativity lies in the substitution of "sun" with my name
(My name is the name of another star). Killed me!

you make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.

 

[neggirl]

Sio kila aliyeingiza mikono mfukoni anatoa pesa, wengine wanachezea mapumbu tu!!

wewe umenifanya nicheke kwa nguu...........!