Sisikii

[Viol]

Padre akiuliza umati kabla ya kufungisha ndoa kanisani "kuna yeyote mwenye kipingamizi ndoa hii isifungwe?"

Sauti ikasikika nyuma "padre subiri kidogo." Kisha jamaa akasogea mbele mbele.
Padre: Je, unapingamizi lolote ndugu?
Jamaa: Hapana kule nyuma nlikua sikusikii vizuri.

 

[nitonye]

yaani ningekuwa ni mimi padre namuwasha bonge la kofi huyu jamaa

 

[Viol]

yaani ningekuwa ni mimi padre namuwasha bonge la kofi huyu jamaa

yaani hapo wachumba walistuka wakisubiri kipingamizi

 

[Ralphryder]

Mh kali mwana!

 

[nitonye]

yaani hapo wachumba walistuka wakisubiri kipingamizi

Hapo jasho jembamba lilishamtoka bwana harusi wa watu kumbe jamaa na matatizo yake ya masikio

 

[Viol]

Hapo jasho jembamba lilishamtoka bwana harusi wa watu kumbe jamaa na matatizo yake ya masikio

halafu tatizo alilenga mda mwafaka

 

[Viol]

Mh kali mwana!

thanks mkuu

 

[Shine]

Jamaa amezidisha utani mno hapo angeweza kumfanya mtu kuzimia

 

[bampami]

Kali ya mwaka dah nimeipenda.

 

[MR. DRY]

Bibi harusi sijui alikuwa kwenye hali gani.~~~

 

[SaidAlly]

Bibi harusi sijui alikuwa kwenye hali gani.~~~

Haaa...kwa jinsi walivyokua waoga hao, lazima atakua ali ''tita'' kidogo aisee!

 

[Tz-guy]

Haaa...kwa jinsi walivyokua waoga hao, lazima atakua ali ''tita'' kidogo aisee!

Nadhani walichafua hali ya hewa.

 

[Amavubi]

Hapo jasho jembamba lilishamtoka bwana harusi wa watu kumbe jamaa na matatizo yake ya masikio

.Hata Bibi Arusi..............kwani unadhani sisi wanawake hatuna skendo?

 

[Pancras Suday]

Bibi harusi na bwana harusi kaushuzi kembamba fyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

 

[chapaa]

ilitakiwa kuwe na mic

 

[Viol]

Jamaa amezidisha utani mno hapo angeweza kumfanya mtu kuzimia

hapo pabaya sana

 

[Viol]

ilitakiwa kuwe na mic

hata hivi mic ilikwepo ila nimekosea,kule nyuma ya kanisa alikokaa jamaa speaker zilikuwa mbovu

 

[Viol]

Bibi harusi sijui alikuwa kwenye hali gani.~~~

moyo utakuwa ulimdunda

 

[Leonard Robert]

moyo ulienda mbiooooo

 

[Mtalingolo]

Mijitu mingine kuwa wenzao presha za bure tu, kama haskii alijuaje kuwa padre kauliza kitu?, mie ningempa ndosi moja la uso huyo dogo.