Sex...

[Kaizer]

Duhsex ingekuwa kwa kuzaliana tu watu wangekuwa wanatembea huku wanakata vuino barabarani, sipati picha, maana man..ge yangewajaa watu mpaka ......

hapo kwen bold ndo nn Shantel....:fish:

 

[Shantel]

hapo kwen bold ndo nn Shantel....:fish:

We kaizer usijifanye kipofu bwana....

 

[Dr Lizzy]

We kaizer usijifanye kipofu bwana....

Kuuliza sio ujinga.....

 

[Kaizer]

We kaizer usijifanye kipofu bwana....

Kuuliza sio ujinga.....

hebu nisaidie na wewe...Shantel ur help on this will be appreciated.....hata kwa PM...:mod:

 

[Mbu]

Lol... Nami siku zote najua ni kwa ajili ya kutafuta mtoto tu,...

 

[Chauro]

Kwani we unapenda.......au unasubiri mpaka wakati wa kuzaa tu.

hebu nisaidie na wewe...Shantel ur help on this will be appreciated.....hata kwa PM...:mod:

 

[Chauro]

Unakosa mengi...........!

Lol... Nami siku zote najua ni kwa ajili ya kutafuta mtoto tu,...

 

[Gaga]

Lol... Nami siku zote najua ni kwa ajili ya kutafuta mtoto tu,...

Mhh mbu soulmate mpya atakukimbia ukimletea hii

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Lol... Nami siku zote najua ni kwa ajili ya kutafuta mtoto tu,...

Haswaaaaaaa!

 

[GY]

Kwenye evolution theories tumesoma kuwa tendo la ndoa(mapenzi) ni kwa ajili hasa ya kuzaliana na kuongeza viumbe. Hii ipo kwenye mimea na hata wanyama. Tukichimba mbali zaidi tunaambiwa sex was a product of a historic accident or product from creator. Carl Zimmer: "Sex is not only unnecessary, but it ought to be a recipe for evolutionary disaster. For one thing, it is an inefficient way to reproduce.... And sex carries other costs as well.... By all rights, any group of animals that evolves sexual reproduction should be promptly outcompeted by nonsexual ones. And yet sex reigns... Why is sex a success, despite all its disadvantages ?"

Sex is-WAS not supposed to be fun thing to do ! Female orgasm is useless in evolution ila male orgasm ni muhimu ili waweze kupenyesha mbegu na kuchavusha yai la kike.

Sasa maswali yangu yanakuja...kama wote tungekua tunaishi na hii dhana ya kwamba sex ni kwa kusudio la kuzaliana tu 1.je watu wangekua wanahangaika kuitafuta ndani na nje ya ndoa/mahusiano bila kusudio la kupata mtoto?!
2.Je watu wangekua wanatoa mimba?!
3.Wanawake wangelalamika kwamba waume zao hawawaridhishi mpaka kufikia kutoka nje ya ndoa?!
4.Nguvu za kiume zingewaishia wababa?!

Sex ikishakuwa kwa ajili ya kuzaliana tu basi tabia zoote za wanyama pia zinachukua mkondo wake....kupandana hadharani, kupanda yeyote, kupanda wa mwenzio

Maisha yangekuwa na mwanga bora zaidi..........maisha bila kingo

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Sex ikishakuwa kwa ajili ya kuzaliana tu basi tabia zoote za wanyama pia zinachukua mkondo wake....kupandana hadharani, kupanda yeyote, kupanda wa mwenzioMaisha yangekuwa na mwanga bora zaidi..........maisha bila kingo

Mmmh kwaninj udhani ingekua hivyo?‘

 

[Mbu]

Unakosa mengi...........!

Mhh mbu soulmate mpya atakukimbia ukimletea hii

Haswaaaaaaa!

...eeehhh? anikimbie kwanini tena, kwani yeye hana haja ya mtoto?
mbona mwan'tisha sasa?...najifunza hapa jamani,...basi nahitaji tuition na mwalimu!

 

[Gaga]

...eeehhh? anikimbie kwanini tena, kwani yeye hana haja ya mtoto?
mbona mwan'tisha sasa?...najifunza hapa jamani,...basi nahitaji tuition na mwalimu!

Vyote anataka,,, sio awe kizalio tu

 

[Asprin]

Vyote anataka,,, sio awe kizalio tu

Gaga ndo unafanya nini kututoroka kwenye Anivesare yetu?

 

[Masanilo]

Sexy is overrated! I hate it Nina mwaka wa Tisa without doing. I can declare I'm a virgin

 

[Mbu]

Vyote anataka,,, sio awe kizalio tu

eeehhh? 'vyote?' vishakuwa vingapi tena?...si nishasema najua ni kutafuta mtoto tu, au?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

 sexy is overrated! I hate it Nina mwaka wa Tisa without doing. I can declare I'm a virgin

Bwoi...breki na steringi vitakua na kutu balaa!!

 

[The Boss]

dahhhhhhh

 

[TIMING]

Sex ikishakuwa kwa ajili ya kuzaliana tu basi tabia zoote za wanyama pia zinachukua mkondo wake....kupandana hadharani, kupanda yeyote, kupanda wa mwenzio

Maisha yangekuwa na mwanga bora zaidi..........maisha bila kingo

Thats my boy

Umekua filosofa wa kale

short and clear

aisee

 

[TIMING]

 sexy is overrated! I hate it Nina mwaka wa Tisa without doing. I can declare I'm a virgin

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa... last time we talked, you were coming out of the "host house"

pal, memories.... memories pal

dayyymmmm