Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unakula ugali mkuuubwa kumbe maskini unajaza wanga tu mwilini....ukiangalia vzr huo msosi umebalance virutubisho vyote muhimu

Mkuu heshimu ugali pulizi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mkuu samahani,naomba unikumbushe yale maelekezo namna ya kufanya kwenye setting ya simu ili jf App iweze kuonyesha picha kama kawaida

Eti mkuu. Mimi kweli unaniita mkuu! Nitakushtakia kwa Pep...

Be careful. Sisi twaweza kuwa ndo wazee tutakaokuja ku-negotiate mahari!

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Umenichekesha sana. Ukifanya hivyo huwezi kununua kitu aisee. Mara ya kwanza nimeenda London kwenye interview nikatakiwa kutafuta suti eti presentable nilipata tatizo hilo. Suti eti inauzwa £170. Mi nikipiga mahesabu nakuta ni karibia laki 5. Nikawa najisemea kweli ninunue suti laki 5? Nikakomaa tu na suti niliyokuwa nimekwenda nayo...na kazi sikupata

Pizza hii ni ya binti alikuwa ameagiza na marafiki zake. Na anajua mi wala siyo mpenzi wa mavyakula yao haya ya kiutopolo. Nikila kakipande kamoja tu basi kanatosha...halafu nakasukumizia na bonge la ugali kwisha habari




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😀😀😀😅 labda ungechukua ya laki tano ungepita

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

labda ungechukua ya laki tano ungepita

Aaa wapi! Ningepoteza hela zangu bure tu

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Aaa wapi! Ningepoteza hela zangu bure tu

😀😀😀😀

 

[Saint Anne]

Eti mkuu. Mimi kweli unaniita mkuu! Nitakushtakia kwa Pep...

Be careful. Sisi twaweza kuwa ndo wazee tutakaokuja ku-negotiate mahari!

Tangu umeamua kuua undugu basi nitakuwa nakuita tu mkuu.

Nielekeze basi ,nakumbuka ulimuelekeza Khantwe na mimi nikadesa kimyamimya ila sasa nishasahau.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tangu umeamua kuua undugu basi nitakuwa nakuita tu mkuu.

Nielekeze basi ,nakumbuka ulimuelekeza Khantwe na mimi nikadesa kimyamimya ila sasa nishasahau.

Nimeshakuelekeza tayari...

Undugu ulikufa kwa sababu za kipuuzi tu halafu. Nifanyeje ili niufufue? Hata ukinipiga faini niko tayari kulipa

 

[Saint Anne]

Nimeshakuelekeza tayari...

Undugu ulikufa kwa sababu za kipuuzi tu halafu. Nifanyeje ili niufufue? Hata ukinipiga faini niko tayari kulipa

Uache tu ufe,tuendelee kuitana mkuu.
Hauna maana tena.

 

[Saint Anne]

Nimeshakuelekeza tayari...

Undugu ulikufa kwa sababu za kipuuzi tu halafu. Nifanyeje ili niufufue? Hata ukinipiga faini niko tayari kulipa

Asante

 

[Saint Anne]

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Wa kishua kaka yangu

 

[Saint Anne]

Hivi huyu mrembo anamilikiwa na nani?

Tenda muujiza

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Kasie]

Umenichekesha sana. Ukifanya hivyo huwezi kununua kitu aisee. Mara ya kwanza nimeenda London kwenye interview nikatakiwa kutafuta suti eti presentable. Suti yenyewe eti inauzwa £170. Mi nikipiga mahesabu nakuta ni karibia laki 5. Nikawa najisemea kweli ninunue suti kwa laki 5? Nikakomaa tu na suti niliyokuwa nimekwenda nayo...na kazi sikupata

Pizza hii ni ya binti alikuwa ameagiza na marafiki zake. Na anajua mi wala siyo mpenzi wa mavyakula yao haya ya kiutopolo. Nikila kakipande kamoja tu basi kanatosha...halafu nakasukumizia na bonge la ugali kwisha habari




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Ooh pole kwa kukosa kazi yenye malipo ya uzito (pound) 😅😅 joke 🤣

Sasa we uliona wapi msukuma akatulia ndani ya suti...😆😆😆😆
Itakuwa ulisumbuka sana na koti mara uweke mikono mfukoni mara utoe leso kwenye mifuko ya ndani ya koti hata watahini wakahofu unataka kuwabastola 😅😅😅

Speaking of Pitzza, if you wanna kill Kasie just spray poison on a pizza 🍕, ill die softly while chewing 😢.

Let Thursday come, I'll tropical myself at the pizzeria 😊😊.

Cheers to your queen, if she love travelling like Kasie, ill offer a heart pizza for her and a trip to Mongolia.

Happy Tuesday.

Kiporo kinapashwa. 😋😋

 

[ERoni]

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Wow!

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Wa kishua kaka yangu

sijakuona siku nyingi aseeee.. ebu tufanye mpango tukutane dodoma 😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

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Haikuwa shughuli ndogo 😀😀😀.. kama unajua unajua tu

 

[Saint Anne]

sijakuona siku nyingi aseeee.. ebu tufanye mpango tukutane dodoma

Siku zote tulikuwepo wote hujanitafuta,unataka nifunge safari kuja Dodoma?

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Siku zote tulikuwepo wote hujanitafuta,unataka nifunge safari kuja Dodoma?

Rais, Waziri mkuu, spika.. wakitaka kukutana wote hufunga safari kutoka Dar kwenda dodoma 😎😎😎.. Pa kukutania ni dodoma

 

[Fortnox]

billdrago mambo yetu hayaaa View attachment 2120304

Safi mkuu haya Mambo muhimu Sana kupasha pasha misuli

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ooh pole kwa kukosa kazi yenye malipo ya uzito (pound) joke

Sasa we uliona wapi msukuma akatulia ndani ya suti...
Itakuwa ulisumbuka sana na koti mara uweke mikono mfukoni mara utoe leso kwenye mifuko ya ndani ya koti hata watahini wakahofu unataka kuwabastola

Speaking of Pitzza, if you wanna kill Kasie just spray poison on a pizza , ill die softly while chewing .

Let Thursday come, I'll tropical myself at the pizzeria .

Cheers to your queen, if she love travelling like Kasie, ill offer a heart pizza for her and a trip to Mongolia.

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Kiporo kinapashwa.