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[ERoni]

Kuna siku nilicheka hadi basi. Huyo mpare wako alicomment eti on a first date; dada akija anaruhusiwa tu kunywa kinywaji; hakuna kununuliwa msosi hadi 2nd date (obvious mambo yakishatick). Nikasema shikamoo mpare

ilà sis darling umekuwaje?

 

[ERoni]

oohh kwahiyo hapa tuchukulie kuwa in every general rule there's always an exception

Ewaaa, wewe unaelewa sana.!!!

 

[Jadda]

Hahaha unajua kabisa kuwa mama ananisingizia

momma knows best, momma is always right.

 

[Jadda]

Ewaaa, wewe unaelewa sana.!!!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hahaha...mdogo wake shetani

Haya bhana

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Atoto]

Kuna siku nilicheka hadi basi. Huyo mpare wako alicomment eti on a first date; dada akija anaruhusiwa tu kunywa kinywaji; hakuna kununuliwa msosi hadi 2nd date (obvious mambo yakishatick). Nikasema shikamoo mpare

Jizazi, sikuona jamnai. Aaah huu sasa ni next level
Yaani acha tu, huyu mtu ni changamoto, uvumilivu unakaribia kunishinda.

 

[Atoto]

Mmhh hapana Heaven Sent hajakufikia kwa majibu unamsingizia. Bora hata ungeniambia unatoa kwa Khantwe ningekubali.

Cc Saint Anne

Huyo Khantwe ni shindikana long time kitambo.

 

[Atoto]

Huyo namba 2 uliyem-mention ni balaa na nusu

Unaogopa kumtaja?

 

[Atoto]

momma knows best, momma is always right.

Siku moja moja una akili sana.

 

[Atoto]

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Shee hiki chakula mbona hakieleweki?

 

[Mshana Jr]

Shee hiki chakula mbona hakieleweki?

Pengine cha shetani shee

 

[Atoto]

Pengine cha shetani shee

Sawa shetani.

 

[Jadda]

Huyo Khantwe ni shindikana long time kitambo.

Ndiye anayekufundisha wewe majibu sasa

 

[Jadda]

Siku moja moja una akili sana.

Dah kwahiyo siku nyingine sina

 

[Atoto]

Dah kwahiyo siku nyingine sina

Sijasema hivyo

 

[Gunther Schwagermann]

Haha hiyo ni kawaida mkuu maana hiyo crips ni kibongobongo. Ni kama tu tulivyozoea kusema frampeni badala ya frying pan.

Frampeniiiii ka mshua wangu na accent ya ukanda wa ziwa.

 

[Jadda]

Sijasema hivyo

 

[Jadda]

Frampeniiiii ka mshua wangu na accent ya ukanda wa ziwa.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Utaishia kunywa soda ya jero afu utasikia anaulizia "vyumba vipo" ahahaahah

Jizazi, sikuona jamnai. Aaah huu sasa ni next level
Yaani acha tu, huyu mtu ni changamoto, uvumilivu unakaribia kunishinda.