Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[YE67NBE]

Asa mie sitanianagi nawewe ila kama unataka unapua mbaya kama pilipili za mchawi, unakitambi kama cha kipepe, mweusi kama umepigwa shoti ya umeme , mshamba hadi unapigia mswaki omo, unatumia air fresher kama deodorant, siku ya kwanza kutumia choo ulipofulashi ukapungia uchafu ulionao nakusema bye ukakimbia, tv ulivyojifunza kuwasha kila mtu unampungia nakumjibu mpaka taarifa ya habari , unajipaka mafuta aina yablue band unadhani ndio lotion yakiume , ukiwa barabarani unataka kuvuka unaenda unarudi unaenda unarudi mpaka trafic alikupiga mabao akakuvusha barabara . Unakula cowbell ukizani ni freshner ya mdomo , sura yako imekunjamana kama koti la babu mzee.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Hata naumbeya wa best yako ila sikuambii

Kumbe hunipendi🤒

 

[YE67NBE]

Hata naumbeya wa best yako ila sikuambii

Weee sema kweli?? Best yangu yupi kwanza?? Maana wapo wengi humu jf, hapa ushanichanganya sijui ni yupi?!!!

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Asa mie sitanianagi nawewe ila kama unataka unapua mbaya kama pilipili za mchawi, unakitambi kama cha kipepe, mweusi kama umepigwa shoti ya umeme , mshamba hadi unapigia mswaki omo, unatumia air fresher kama deodorant, siku ya kwanza kutumia choo ulipofulashi ukapungia uchafu ulionao nakusema bye ukakimbia, tv ulivyojifunza kuwasha kila mtu unampungia nakumjibu mpaka taarifa ya habari , unajipaka mafuta aina yablue band unadhani ndio lotion yakiume , ukiwa barabarani unataka kuvuka unaenda unarudi unaenda unarudi mpaka trafic alikupiga mabao akakuvusha barabara . Unakula cowbell ukizani ni freshner ya mdomo , sura yako imekunjamana kama koti la babu mzee.

Best diss track to mshamba_hachekwi 🤣😂🤣😂

 

[Unique Flower]

Weee sema kweli?? Best yangu yupi kwanza?? Maana wapo wengi humu jf, hapa ushanichanganya sijui ni yupi?!!!

Mume wake atampa talaka hakafu anilaumu

 

[Unique Flower]

Best diss track to mshamba_hachekwi 🤣😂🤣😂

Acha umbeya wewe mtoto ongea kiswahili vizuri tukuelewe na ulichosema

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Acha umbeya wewe mtoto ongea kiswahili vizuri tukuelewe na ulichosema

Nime achwa🤣😂🤣, Cute Wife haamini😂🤣😂

 

[YE67NBE]

Mume wake atampa talaka hakafu anilaumu

Nipe bana akipewa talaka atapata mwingine duniani tunapita

 

[Unique Flower]

una sura mbaya kama ukuta

Wewe ni mshamba mpaka ulivyoambiwa fanta orange hatuna hapa ukaanza kulia kama mtoto, unakumbuka juzi ulinunua condom ukizani ni puto, wewe mshamba ulinunua bia ukizani pepsi ulivyokunywa ukalewa ukaanza kulia mwenyewe sindo ukapanda lile gari la wasanii ukaenda nao katavi ukaachwa mbugani eti nimeenda kusalimia nduguzangu isingekuwa tanapa saivi ungekuwa imeenda hiyo

 

[YE67NBE]

Nime achwa, Cute Wife haamini

Na mdomo wako nilijua utaachika tyuu!!

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Na mdomo wako nilijua utaachika tyuu!!

Shida sio mdomo wangu, ni ........🤒

 

[Missy Gf]

Hivi maua kwann unaniringia na huo ubuyu wako? Mpk mimba yangu itoke ndo ufurahi?
Emu lete hiyo habari ya aliyepigwa mimba na huyo jamaa ake nakusubiri

Acha kunifanya mmbea niteseke bas shosti

Da maua Ana kisirani tangu juzi
Au Ana mimbaaaa 😆

 

[YE67NBE]

Shida sio mdomo wangu, ni ........

Ubahili huku unataka kipochi

 

[YE67NBE]

Da maua Ana kisirani tangu juzi
Au Ana mimbaaaa

Anaringa kweli na huo ubuyu wake
Mimba nimebeba mie kisirani anacho yeye

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ubahili huku unataka kipochi

Jamani mbona Sija wahi mtamkia mtu jf?????
👉Nani ana nisingiziaa 😂🤣🤒

 

[Unique Flower]

wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukimbeba mtoto analala

Sasa wewe unasura mbaya hadi watoto wakikuona wanacheka hadi wanazimia wakiulizwa nini mama huyu kama anachekesha utadhani kama kibwengo kichwa kama nanasi , mfupi kama kama funza

 

[Intelligent businessman]

nataka uniambie hivi kwenye simu nisikie🤣

Unique Flower USI jaribu, kijana Ni pipe gang🤒🤣😂🤣😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Lenie uko wapi my side food🤣😂😂

 

[Lenie]

Lenie uko wapi my side food🤣😂😂

Tulia niko na mwenye Mali
Nitakucheki badae akiondoka😂

 

[Lenie]

kwichi kwichi na mjomba au sio

Kama kawa kama dawa