Question- wasukuma and Love relations

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Wasukuma ni washamba na mazezeta kwenye mapenzi tena ukiwakamata vizuri unajenga kwenu halafu hawatahiriwi.

Teh teh teh!!!

 

[Karucee]

Nah..guessing is for suckers.

Hahahaha. You never could handle suspense.:biggrin:

Isn't it clear who the whattaman is? That hasn't changed. I just don't know how to end it! I feel like such a loser.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

"Am on that on to the next one part jamani"
Sijaambulia kitu hapa!!

Nkwingwa, ngoja nikusaidie maana labda mwenzangu hii misemo ya vijana itakuwa imekupiga chenga...

On to the next one ni reference ya wimbo wa Jay Z akimshirikisha Swizz Beatz. Kimsingi huo wimbo unazungumzia kuendelea na mambo yako mengine na si kung'ang'ana na yale yale ya siku zote/ zamani.

Nikupe kionjo kidogo cha baadhi ya maneno ya huo wimbo....

Hov on that new shit n-ggas like how come
N-ggas want my old sh-t, buy my old album

N-ggas stuck on stupid, I gotta keep it moving
N-ggas make the same sh-t, me I make the blueprint

Came in Range, hopped out the Lexus
every year since i've been on that next sh-t

traded in the gold for the platinum rolex's
Now a n-gga wrist match the status of my records

Sasa huyo kipusa nadhani kesha- move on na maisha ya kimahaba kutoka huyo aliyekuwa naye awali na sasa labda anamfikiria kijana wa Kisukuma.

Hence on to the next one......

 

[Karucee]

Ha ha ha, acha tu. Haswaaa orijinale

You must be very pretty..... Something about these women from your tribe:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Misukuma ni mijeuriiiiiii, lo! Sijapata kuona.

Ila ni watamu, wanajua mapenzi.

Labda kwa sababu inajijua ni mitamu ndio maana inakuwa mijeuri!?

 

[Karucee]

mmmmh bc m nlokuwaga nae n tofauti au mtoto wa nje.....khaaa kaka kwanza yuko tft na wanaune naomba niishie hapo ila m nlokutana nae nooo he was the worst

Pole.The first one was so jealous. Nilikuwa nimekaa club flirting akanibamba. He slapped me nikaanguka kutoka kwenye stool counter. Lol. Akanibeba akaniingiza kwenye gari akanipeleka home...... what ensued is a story for another day.:tape::tape:

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahaha. You never could handle suspense.:biggrin:

Suspense is for wussies and I ain't one.

Isn't it clear who the whattaman is? That hasn't changed. I just don't know how to end it! I feel like such a loser.

For what they are worth...here are some nuggets of advice. Stop being stuck on stupid, give the playa hataz the middle finger, search the truth by yourself, don't be too gullible, and *** what you heard.

I guarantee you, if you do that, if you be that, everything will be alright.

 

[Karucee]

Labda kwa sababu inajijua ni mitamu ndio maana inakuwa mijeuri!?

Hata sielewi jamani.

Jipinde mtoto wa kike, omba msamaha.... he?? wapi.

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Bhahebu, nikijitahidigi kusikiliza nyimbo hizo za akina Lil Wayne huwa siwapati vizuri. Nilikuwa hata sikaribii tu kwenye maana yake.

Nkwingwa, ngoja nikusaidie maana labda mwenzangu hii misemo ya vijana itakuwa imekupiga chenga...

On to the next one ni reference ya wimbo wa Jay Z akimshirikisha Swizz Beatz. Kimsingi huo wimbo unazungumzia kuendelea na mambo yako mengine na si kung'ang'ana na yale yale ya siku zote/ zamani.

Nikupe kionjo kidogo cha baadhi ya maneno ya huo wimbo....



Sasa huyo kipusa nadhani kesha- move on na maisha ya kimahaba kutoka huyo aliyekuwa naye awali na sasa labda anamfikiria kijana wa Kisukuma.

Hence on to the next one......

 

[Karucee]

Suspense is for wussies and I ain't one.

But, for what they are worth...here are some nuggets of advice. Stop being stuck on stupid, give the playa hataz the middle finger, search the truth by yourself, don't be too gullible, and *** what you heard.

I guarantee you, if you do that, if you be that, everything will be alright.

But I didn't buy that shit.

I just don't know what went wrong where or when.

He won't tell me.

He just keeps giving me mixed signals. Sometimes he whoops my ass, sometimes its like we are rocking like back then.

Ananimiza kichwa , I hate it.

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Hata sielewi jamani.

Jipinde mtoto wa kike, omba msamaha.... he?? wapi.

Mimi mbona sio mjeuri bhana!!!

 

[Karucee]

Ntuzu tena?

hahahahaha Ntuzu kakutosa nini

Ngoja kwanza ajibu. This is a first!!

Lazima atakuwa aliharibu sehemu huyo...Wasukuma huwa hawatosi tu bila sababu ya msingi. Ajiangalie.

 

[Karucee]

Mimi mbona sio mjeuri bhana!!!

Nilishasemaga after him, no more Sukuma's for me. It was just him, no other after him.

 

[Exceptional]

wako vizuri sana yani.

J.lee waambie mama 2navyoenjoy daily. Ukiniudhi nakupiga na kipande cha Almasi ya mwadui ukiugua nakubembeleza na mashishanga, ukideka nakupoza na dhahabu ya geita. Ndo mambo yetu hayo.

 

[Mahondaw]

"Am on that on to the next one part jamani"
Sijaambulia kitu hapa!!

qui qui quiii!! kilikuja na ndege hicho!!

 

[Miss Neddy]

Ntuzu tena?

Ngoja kwanza ajibu. This is a first!!

Ntuzu atanijibia hili

 

[Bishuu]

They are so romantic ...
Jitahid kumheshimu, kumpenda, uaminifu utakula mema yake sometimes ni wapole hadi kupitiliza

Ni kweli kabisa,naungana nawe%

 

[Mapi]

na dunia hii ya tanzania ya leo ambayo "usukuma" "uchaga" "upare" yaani kwa kifupi makabila na sifa zake haziambatani tena na mtu, bado unaangalia sifa za kabila wangu? utachemka vibaya wewe.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

But I didn't buy that shit.

I just don't know what went wrong where or when.

He won't tell me.

He just keeps giving me mixed signals. Sometimes he whoops my ass, sometimes its like we are rocking like back then.

Ananimiza kichwa , I hate it.

Know your role and stay in your lane. Don't test him or try to battle him. Men don't like that.

And cut copping an attitude with him (if you happen to do that from time to time).

See, men aren't that complicated. They are like babies - in fact, they are big babies.

You just have to learn how to handle them. You won't lose anything if every now and then you massage their egos.

If you play your position (and I'm telling you this from a man's perspective), trust me, nine times out of ten the love will be reciprocated.

You will float in the ocean of love and swim in the timeless currents of pure bliss.

But, you are a grown ass woman, the master of your own destiny. So, you should know what you want and what to do to get it.

 

[Mahondaw]

kama umependa penda tu usisikilize va stereotypes coz zimebase kwenye generalizations ya mambo ooh hawa na tabia hiz ooh wale wana zileee jmn mweh!!