Nataka nimwache, ana kifua cha flat screen

[KARANJA 007]

Unataka ujuwe njoo pm na bx

Haya basi ,ujue nitakuwa mgeni wako au vipi?

 

[Capslock]

Mtarimbo

.....valentina mi nikazan we ni kabint kadogo.....

Kumbe unajua aya mambo??

 

[KARANJA 007]

Khaaaaa! Yaani we mdau unatongoza kimzaha mzaha aisee wewe ,,hahahahahahhaaaaaaa haya bana

Sio kutongoza bhana,ni kutafuta faraja tu.

 

[KARANJA 007]

hahahhahaha jamani you are very fun.

thanks and nice evening

Usijali mamii,mimi ni mtu wa kuwaondolea stress ma auntie,yaani nataka niwasuuze roho zenu mpate ile kitu roho inapenda,yaani laini kumeza kama divai ya kanisani.

 

[Kunguru wa Manzese]

aisee achana nae sasa nani mwanaume kati yenu maana wote mko flat

 

[Valentina]

.....valentina mi nikazan we ni kabint kadogo.....

Kumbe unajua aya mambo??

Aise na uzee wote huu wadhani mi mdogo!

 

[KARANJA 007]

Mmmh! Inabid niombe msaada kwa FBI nimnase

Tatizo ni mchawi sana,huyo ni mwanga.

 

[KARANJA 007]

......mshedede ndo nn?

Mshedede ni huyu nyoka wangu asiye na macho,yeye anamdomo tu bila meno,makazi yake ni nyuma ya zip ya suruali yangu,pia anakalia mayai mawili.

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Mwanetu naona ww yule mwenye mashauzi wa taarab ndo anakufaa.. Ila kila mtu ana ugonjwa wake.. Unapenda mizigo kama ya sheikh kipozeo... Usimuache lakini huo ndo ushaur wangu kiukwel utazoe tu hio hal ni mambo ya kawaida sana

 

[Last emperor]

Hahahahaaa JF kuna mambo..angekuwa na mtindi ungekuja tena hapa kuanzisha thread..

 

[Capslock]

Mshedede ni huyu nyoka wangu asiye na macho,yeye anamdomo tu bila meno,makazi yake ni nyuma ya zip ya suruali yangu,pia anakalia mayai mawili.

Imesomeka mkuu........

 

[KARANJA 007]

kuna mahali umegusa kwenye point ila sihitaji kujieleza sana ila ndo hivyo tarehe mkuu zinatumika.
Na sio siku zote jaman kuduu. kumbuka danger days ni chache sana kwa mwezi.

keep that in your mind also.

Nafahamu yote hayo,ukizingatia nilichukua medical course pale Bugando Mwanza,nili specialise kwenye Gynaecology kwa miaka mitatu bila kumalizia mwaka 1,nikaacha nikenda kusoma engineering abroad,anyway back to the topic,kuduu ni kila siku bhana,labda mkisha kuwa wazee(retired pensioners) hapo sawa.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Unanibembelezaje kibabe hivo bana

Basi poole katoto kazuri enh hebu tema hapa tumchape huyu mbaya enh,yaani we Valentina hakika wewe ni mtoto wa mjini kinoma,nimekuzimikia kichizi ile mbaya,na ujue mimi najua kupiga ramli vizuri tu,lakini sio mchawi,na pia najua kusoma viganja,upo hapo?

 

[chakii]

Muache watamchukua mwenzio

 

[KARANJA 007]

Unataka ujuwe njoo pm na bx

Heheheheee we Mrembo mbona umenigandisha,sisi vijana wa kitaa tuna msemo wetu,eti demu flani kaniweka gadi(guard) yaani kama korokoroni,nimesubiri weee wapi demu hatokei daah basi baridi yangu,mvua yangu,giza langu,uwoga wangu,daah demu hajatokea,sasa ndio mimi ,kila nikichungulia PM nipate maelekezo ya ile thread, wapi nakuta holaaaa,sawa mamii acha nikonde mie.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Mtarimbo

Bora ,una huruma na mimi,yaani umenisaidia kujibu,maana nimejaribu kusema ni nyoka asie na macho,ana mdomo usiokuwa na meno,akila huwa hamezi ila anatapika na pia anakalia mayai mawili.

 

[Ushimen]

Mkuu...
Minaona unazunguka mikono tuuuu.....
Wesema umesha mchoka.
Bas...

 

[Valentina]

Bora ,una huruma na mimi,yaani umenisaidia kujibu,maana nimejaribu kusema ni nyoka asie na macho,ana mdomo usiokuwa na meno,akila huwa hamezi ila anatapika na pia anakalia mayai mawili.

He hee afu wewe nakufananisha flani hivi

 

[KARANJA 007]

Aise na uzee wote huu wadhani mi mdogo!

Sio mzee kiivyo bhana,hapo ulipofika ndio patamuuuu,coz full experience,yaani mauzoefu hadi mi nazirai.

 

[uttoh2002]

Nashindwa kuelewa km unampenda binti wa watu au unamtaman.kwan matiti kitu gan km anakidhi vigezo vyote unavyo viitaji?

Sikia kaka km unampenda hiyo dada hana tatizo kabisa ila ni maumbile nae ndivo alivo,hatuwez wote tukawa sawa lkn km umemtaman bac anza kumtafutia sababu.

Upendo hauhusudu,hauhesabu mabaya,hautakabali,haujivun nk.

Hata ww unamapungufu yakwako hajamwambia mtu amekaanayo moyon na ameamua kuridhika na ww,we umekuja kumsema huku si vizur kabisa

Kakwambia anampenda?