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Nani mkweli, nani mwongo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by RR, Dec 19, 2008.

1. RRJF-Expert Member

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Soma maongezi haya....

NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo.
Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni kweli.

Kati ya NN na Kibs, nani mwongo na nani mkweli?

2. SMUJF-Expert Member

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NN na Kibs wote ni waongo! (If I still remember correctly my LOGIC sessions in Adv Maths!).

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Kwakuwa NN katwambia chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo, na Kibs kasema alichoongea NN ni ukweli, basi hapo alichoongea Kibs ni uongo. Hivyo muongo hapo ni NN

4. RRJF-Expert Member

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Hapa kama NN ni mwongo, kwa maana kwamba Kibs kaongea ukweli.....then?
No mkuu.

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NN anatwambia chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo(yaani hakuna ukweli atakachoongea Kibs) sasa Kibs anasema(uongo) Alichoongea NN ni kweli, yaani anatudanganya kwamba alichoongea NN ni kweli wakati si kweli.(huo ndio uongo wake Kibs. nafikiri nimeeleweka.

Sasa ushamjua muongo ni Kibs.

6. SMUJF-Expert Member

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Kwa hivyo wote NN na Kibs ni waongo (hawajesema ukweli)!

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sasa unabisha nini? uongo?
Hakuna mkweli kati yako = wote waongo
basi tuseme wote wamedanganya.

8. ModeretaSenior Member

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hebu tutengenezee logic eqution yake basi, maana wengine tumeota kutu

9. SMUJF-Expert Member

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Sorry MQ, I thought you said Kibs!(see post #5 above). No worries, its supposed to be a joke afterall.

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tupe namna ulivyopata hiyo logic

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Itabidi tuihamishie thread kwenye Jukwaa la Elimu kwanza!

12. RRJF-Expert Member

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Mkuu tengeneza tu hiyo eqtn....but what about a fallacy?

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Unanikumbusha kasheshe za GMAT

Kama Kibs ni muongo, basi NN ni muongo pia. Hizo sentensi zina direct relationship.

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This is an endless loop

NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo.
Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni kweli.

Let Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo = CAKNU and -CAKNU it's negation
Let Alichoongea NN ni kweli = ANNNK and -ANNNK it's negation

You get
NN:CAKNU
K:ANNNK (But whatever K says should be negated) so -ANNK

Which implies the original state to be
NN:-CAKNU
K:ANNNK (But whatever K says should be negated) so - - CAKNU = CAKNU

Which loops us back to the starting point, the loop repeats with no termination ad infinitum.

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aah woote waongo haooo jaribuni kuwakopa muone,wanaua mpaka marafiki wakiwa na madeni.

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Wote wakweli

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Hebu tuya "interchange" (sijui kiswahili chake) haya maneno mawili ukweli na uongo ili tuone tunawezaje kuelewa tofauti.

NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni ukweli.
Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni uongo.

Kati ya NN na Kibs, nani mkweli na nani muongo?

18. AbdulhalimJF-Expert Member

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Hapa hakuna jibu la moja kwa moja, kwa jinsi ninaitazama argument ktk angle niliyopo.

If NN ni mkweli itamfanya Kibs kuwa mwongo else NN akiwa mwongo itamfanya Kibs kuwa mkweli. Hii ikiwa na maana sentensi mbili za hawa wasanii haziwezi zote kuwa kweli kwa pamoja (inclusively). Hivyo basi inabidi uwe na info zaidi kuweza kujua nani mwongo.

Was'alam

19. RRJF-Expert Member

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