Na mimi ni banker yamenikuta

[RMC]

Anapewa kwasababu ye hana

Anochoingiziwa yeye anacho? Kama kila mmoja anampa mwenziwe asichonacho iweje mmoja ajione ndiye anayetoa?

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Anochoingiziwa yeye anacho? Kama kila mmoja anampa mwenziwe asichonacho iweje mmoja ajione ndiye anayetoa?

Sasa kama ni hivo mbona hamnaga mwanamke anaelalamika kanyimwa dushe ila nyie ndo mwalalamikia papuchi?

 

[Mpandisha mishahara]

Sasa kama ni hivo mbona hamnaga mwanamke anaelalamika kanyimwa dushe ila nyie ndo mwalalamikia papuchi?

anaemtongoza mwenzie ni nani? me au ke?

 

[Evelyn Salt]

anaemtongoza mwenzie ni nani? me au ke?

Hainaga jinsia hiyo, yeyote anatongoza ilmradi umeingia anga zake

 

[Bukwabi]

Ahsante kwa kutu alert! .

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

You're a total wreck what is 250k!?

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

kapata kwa mwingine ujue

 

[Sukari Yenu]

huyu atakuwa Equity Bank karibu na Royal bakery na Goldcrest hotel opposite na New Mwanza Hotel ni Equity tu Trust me

Hahaha mnanipa raha sana mnavyopata shida kujua hiyo bank, nyie mnajua KCB na EQUITY tu? Hamjui I&M, DTB, BOA, CBA pia zinatoka Kenya.

 

[Sukari Yenu]

You're a total wreck what is 250k!?

Can't find any drift out of ur rubbish. Not necessary for u to quote or comment, better scroll and pass through silently.
I know 250k isn't a big deal but money shall not be the bridge btn me n her. I got my own rules.
Isipokufaa akili yako basi utakudhuru ujinga wako. Shit

 

[Sukari Yenu]

kapata kwa mwingine ujue

Weee mbona katia adabu na kaja getto kwa nidhamu.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Sasa kama ni hivo mbona hamnaga mwanamke anaelalamika kanyimwa dushe ila nyie ndo mwalalamikia papuchi?

Hahahah gelofriend umenichekesha hapa

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

Can't find any drift out of ur rubbish. Not necessary for u to quote or comment, better scroll and pass through silently.
I know 250k isn't a big deal but money shall not be the bridge btn me n her. I got my own rules.
Isipokufaa akili yako basi utakudhuru ujinga wako. Shit

Keep that shit in your pants! You don't even know your status!? What a douchebag! If dont have money why board a train by its head!!?? And you are telling us this shit!?? Watu wanahonga passo umeomba elf 250 and you piss your pants! Tatol wreckage!!!

 

[ENZO]

Keep that shit in your pants! You don't even know your status!? What a douchebag! If dont have money why board a train by its head!!?? And you are telling us this shit!?? Watu wanahonga passo umeomba elf 250 and you piss your pants! Tatol wreckage!!!

JF bhana kha!' kila mtu anajidai ana pesa!' .............. unajisikiaje unaandika hivi halafu unakuta kumbe mshahara wako haufikii hata hiyo aliyoombwa.

 

[Upiversity]

Ha ha ha ha..dogo acha uoga!wenzio wanajilipua tu kwa 'kutoboa droo' na kucheza na snapchecks!,afu demu akishakolea vizuri wanajitia matatizo anapigwa kizinga kufidia gharama za kijingajinga zote!..inakuwa kama atarudishiwa vile,kumbe ndo ntolee hiyo!mzigo umekula na mtonyo umerudi!
Changa karata zako vyema tu!

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

JF bhana kha!' kila mtu anajidai ana pesa!' .............. unajisikiaje unaandika hivi halafu unakuta kumbe mshahara wako haufikii hata hiyo aliyoombwa.

Mshahara! With your myopia unawaza kuhonga mshahara!! What a dickhead!

 

[Usher-smith MD]

Habari wana JF,

Waswahili wanasema ukiona mwenzako ananyolewa tia maji nywele zako. Kuna mdau mmoja (banker) aliwahi leta topic kuhusu masikitiko yake jinsi alivyotendwa na bint wa IFM pale Kilimanjaro Hotel.

Wadau nami yamenikuta, nami pia ni banker tena junior officer tu hapa jijini Mwanza. Hii ni ajira yangu ya kwanza na ni miezi michache tu imepita tangu nipate hiki kibarua. Here is my story.

Mimi ni mtulivu na nisiye na makuu na ni mwezi mmoja sasa tangu nifahamiane na bint mmoja mwenye asili ya bara la Asia. Amenivutia naye anaonekana kuvutiwa nami.

Kwa kuwa nimetengana na aliyekuwa mwandani wangu mwezi May nikaona sasa ni muda muafaka wa kupata mbadala wake. Tofauti na yule mdau mwingine ambaye alikua anachepuka, mimi nilikua single mpaka nilipokutana na huyo binti.

Jumamosi iliyopita yani tarehe 1 August, nilimuita Mayi Hotel nikamwaga sera zangu. Kiukweli nimempenda. Ni mpole, na ana aibu na bashasha fulani hivi ya kike. Akaniambia nisiwe na wasi wasi kama Mungu amepanga tuwe pamoja basi itakuwa.

Leo tarehe 7, nikiwa kwenye morning meeting pale job nikapokea msg ya salam mapema isivyo kawaida. Mazungumzo yakafikia baby nina shida ya pesa.Nikauliza kiasi gani, to my surprise "laki 2 na nusu". Haki ya Mungu nilihis mikono yanitetemeka na smu nikaidondosha kwenye kiti.

Hata branch manager alihisi kitu uso wangu ulivyobadlka ghafla maana tulikaa opposite na nilikua nasoma kinyemela. Nikahs labda kakosea huyu.

Anyway, 250k sometimes can not be a big deal, but within 7 days of relationship na maisha yetu yenyewe haya? Vijana wenzangu hapa mmh, hii kali.

Sikujibu mpaka kikao kilipoisha nikajitetea nilikua kikaoni. Hata hivyo niliruka hicho kibom. Nikaulizwa sasa ntatoa ngapi, to be honest niliruka tena mara ya pili. Akajifanya kunielewa.

Mpaka sasa najiuliza, hivi hawa wadada wanadhani sisi bankers tunalipwa mamilioni kama ya Escrow? Anyway, hivi ndani ya wiki moja unanipiga mzinga mkubwa hivyo? Aah kuweni fair bwana, msione bankers wana vigari, ni vya mkopo hivyo.

Nikitazama geto langu halijapendeza kiasi nipendavyo, namna hii si tunarudishana nyuma. Nitaanzisha biashara zangu kweli, ntafikia plan zangu za kutokua mwajiriwa miaka kadhaa ijayo?

Cha ajabu huyu Muasia wangu anauza duka ambalo anadai wanamiliki yeye na dada yake. Kiasi fulani ni miss independent, lakin kwanini vibom hivi. Au ndio kujaribiwa huku?

Mpaka usiku huu hatujawasiliana, tulikua na appointment kuonana jioni ya leo imefail nilibanwa na majukum lakini hata hivyo simu yangu pendwa ilipata majanga siku nzima.

Worse enough namba yangu nyingine hana nami namba zake sijakariri. Nimekuta msg zake kadhaa za hasira akijua labda ndio nimepotea mazima tangu niruke vibom vyake. Akiamka asubuhi sijui itakuaje?

Mmmh! Naomba asubuhi ifike haraka nijue mwisho wa sinema yetu. Ila kama tutawasiliana vizuri asubuhi nimepanga nimuite nimweleze hali halisi ya life langu na mambo yangu kiujumla, lazima tudefine life-mbivu na mbichi.

Nijue moja kama amekuja kwangu kuchuma bora ajitoe kabisa nami nikae chonjo. Na kama kweli ananipenda she has to agree with reality. Siwezi kuishi maisha ya kuigiza kisa mwanamke, huo ndio msimamo wangu.

Sijui kapata wapi akili za kujaribiana wakati mimi sijawahi kufanya show offs za aina yoyote kwake.

Chezea watoto qa asia wewe 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

 

[RugambwaYT]

Hehehee hapo ukichanganya na zako, utagundua huitaji ushauri wowote zaidi ya kukimbia faster.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahahah gelofriend umenichekesha hapa

Ha ha ha gelofriend, I am so wonders

 

[Sukari Yenu]

Keep that shit in your pants! You don't even know your status!? What a douchebag! If dont have money why board a train by its head!!?? And you are telling us this shit!?? Watu wanahonga passo umeomba elf 250 and you piss your pants! Tatol wreckage!!!

Hahaha empty balded head.

 

[Sukari Yenu]

JF bhana kha!' kila mtu anajidai ana pesa!' .............. unajisikiaje unaandika hivi halafu unakuta kumbe mshahara wako haufikii hata hiyo aliyoombwa.

Pesa apate wapi watu wanaojidai sana ndio makapuku hawa.
Anatia mbwembwe na English yake ya ugoko.