Mzungu na mkalimani wa kijiji

[kabila01]

Mzungu mmoja alifanya Ziara katika kijiji cha KIGONZILE, alipofika kule akawa anawahutubia wananchi huku mkalimani akitafsiri.
Na mazungumzo yao yalikua kama hivi:-
MZUNGU: Before I go Ahead
MKALIMANI: Kabla hajaenda Kichwani
MZUNGU: Yesterday I was in Johnsberg
MKALIMANI: Jana alienda kwenye mfuko wa Yohana
MZUNGU: Then I went to Washngton and Bahama
MKALIMANI: Baadae akaenda kumuogesha Toni na kumvalisha Shati la Bahama

 

[WISDOM SEEDS]

Nilipita kuvinjari...

 

[golwebo_mkuu]

bado nna mawazo

 

[First Born]

badae.

 

[pomo]

mzungu: my name is david livingstone
mkalimani: anasema yeye anaitwa daud jiwe linaloishi
mzungu: i am coming from new york
mkalimani: anasema anatoka kwenye kiini kipya

 

[Perry]

Haichekeshi hata.

 

[gwino]

Ina majotro

 

[menyidyo]

Tupotezee

 

[King Kong III]

Haa Kuchekesha ni fani za watu jamani,nyie mnafikiri rahisi? Haichekeshi kabisa....JIPANGE TENA

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Tapita naenda kula

 

[alpha5]

baadae kidogo

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

Mi nimecheka.

 

[KEDIAY-MANGUSHA]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Perry]

Mi nimecheka.

umejilazimisha 2.

 

[Amanda]

umejilazimisha 2.

Kivipi

 

[Perry]

Kivipi

k2 hakichekeshi,yeye kacheka.