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Mzungu na mkalimani wa kijiji

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kabila01, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. kabila01

    kabila01 JF-Expert Member

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    Mzungu mmoja alifanya Ziara katika kijiji cha KIGONZILE, alipofika kule akawa anawahutubia wananchi huku mkalimani akitafsiri.
    Na mazungumzo yao yalikua kama hivi:-
    MZUNGU: Before I go Ahead
    MKALIMANI: Kabla hajaenda Kichwani
    MZUNGU: Yesterday I was in Johnsberg
    MKALIMANI: Jana alienda kwenye mfuko wa Yohana
    MZUNGU: Then I went to Washngton and Bahama
    MKALIMANI: Baadae akaenda kumuogesha Toni na kumvalisha Shati la Bahama

     
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    Nilipita kuvinjari...
     
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    bado nna mawazo
     
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    badae.
     
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    mzungu: my name is david livingstone
    mkalimani: anasema yeye anaitwa daud jiwe linaloishi
    mzungu: i am coming from new york
    mkalimani: anasema anatoka kwenye kiini kipya
     
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    Haichekeshi hata.
     
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    Ina majotro
     
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    Haa Kuchekesha ni fani za watu jamani,nyie mnafikiri rahisi? Haichekeshi kabisa....JIPANGE TENA
     
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    Mi nimecheka.
     
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    Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    umejilazimisha 2.
     
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    Kivipi
     
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    k2 hakichekeshi,yeye kacheka.
     
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