Mtongozo wa Kiswahili/Kiislamu

[Bra-joe]

Wànawake kama wewe mleta Uzi, siku ya kujifungua unaweza kumfunga mume wako machine ya kuhamishia uchungu kwa baba wa mtoto.

 

[housegirl]

Haha were you asking me that last question, or you're simply letting us know?

Anyway, kwa uelewa wangu, kutongozwa kwa mwanamama aliye normal ni kawaida sana. So, nikiona yeyote anashangazwa na chochote katika mtongozo, to the point anakileta mtandaoni, huwa nahisi pengine anajaribu kutuambia au kuficha maumivu fulani.

I was asking you.

You know on a setting like this is when u see how complex the human mind is and how diverse people are.

Some people, like you, are just negative people!

Should I tell u, the original post was simply about pick up lines.

I thought people would come up with funny ideas for pick up lines.

UNFORTUNATELY, wengine WAMETISHWA, thinking naanzisha league.(I dont blame them)

Na wengine ndo kama wewe wanafikiri sijafwatwa na mwanaume mwaka wa saba sasa basi nimefurahi kweli hadi nimeanzisha thread!!

Labda ningesema ni "rafiki yangu" mngefikiria mengine.

You're trying to hard with the mental analysis you need to chill.

kama ni mtihani ungeandikiwa "who asked you"? (got that from my chemistry teacher once)

Quick question; how do you get whatchu want, when you keep turning down even those with genuine intents?

I've been in a relationship heck of a long time now!! and my history says I get what I want *smirk*

I was just explaining to u people how unimportant the number of requests I get is to me, contrary to how u guys made it seem.

And why do you always tryna sound macho about relationships and what not?

unanisoma kwa wasiwasi. digital miscommunication. its u not me. you can't tell much from reading sentences.

subiri nikuwekee kicheko ili ujue nakenua na watoto hapa
😀 😀 😀

 

[housegirl]

Wapiga debe nao wanagegeda... sasa sijui unawatazamaje hao wanaogongwa na wapiga debe.... BTW are you of high class OR YOU JUST ASSOCOATING YOURSELF kwenye class hiyo..?

hahaha you're not my class I'm just associating with u.

wapiga debe ndo wanatoa lugha chafu bila sababu. ndo yule jamaa

 

[housegirl]

Wànawake kama wewe mleta Uzi, siku ya kujifungua unaweza kumfunga mume wako machine ya kuhamishia uchungu kwa baba wa mtoto.

THIS MADE MY DAY!

 

[irk]

kulisha na kupikia ni tofauti.

kumpikia umpendaye (mtoto, ndugu, rafiki, mpenzi) ni kitu kizuri. ndomana kuna wanaume wanajua umuhimu wa kupikia wenzao.

kuna watu ukiwasifia you can get them to do anything!!! me bora tu uniambie naomba unipikie, sifa hazitosaidia. sanasana nitaacha kupika muda mrefu ili umiss service zangu 😀

Aya mama nimekusoma

 

[Polisi jamii]

hahaaaaaaaaa wanakuja wachambuzi na wataaalamu wa haya mambo

ILA WEWE UNAONEKANA MTAMU KWENYE MAPISHI

 

[Roger Sterling]

I was asking you.

You know on a setting like this is when u see how complex the human mind is and how diverse people are.

Some people, like you, are just negative people!

Should I tell u, the original post was simply about pick up lines.

I thought people would come up with funny ideas for pick up lines.

UNFORTUNATELY, wengine WAMETISHWA, thinking naanzisha league.(I dont blame them)

Na wengine ndo kama wewe wanafikiri sijafwatwa na mwanaume mwaka wa saba sasa basi nimefurahi kweli hadi nimeanzisha thread!!

Labda ningesema ni "rafiki yangu" mngefikiria mengine.

You're trying to hard with the mental analysis you need to chill.

kama ni mtihani ungeandikiwa "who asked you"? (got that from my chemistry teacher once)


I've been in a relationship heck of a long time now!! and my history says I get what I want *smirk*

I was just explaining to u people how unimportant the number of requests I get is to me, contrary to how u guys made it seem.


unanisoma kwa wasiwasi. digital miscommunication. its u not me. you can't tell much from reading sentences.

subiri nikuwekee kicheko ili ujue nakenua na watoto hapa
😀 😀 😀

Well daamn! Fair enough.

 

[Jambazi]

Hii thread imejaaa uzungu mwingii sanaa!! Ngoja vijana wa Masaki &co waje ndiyo wataielewa hii thread!

 

[usiambini]

Subir ufike miaka 29 uanze kutafta wa kumpikia ndani ya social media.

 

[housegirl]

Well daamn! Fair enough.

so what's our black version of the dumb blonde 😀

 

[Roger Sterling]

so what's our black version of the dumb blonde 😀

Ain't blonde and dumb the same thing in this context? And if dumb is colourless....?

 

[White party]

Ain't blonde and dumb the same thing in this context? And if dumb is colourless....?

Paint t blonde then

 

[Aragorn son of Arathorn]

Housegirl mi naomba uwe Waridi la Moyo wangu

 

[housegirl]

Housegirl mi naomba uwe Waridi la Moyo wangu

duh yani huu ni wa enzi za kina swebe, kibakuli na muhogo mchungu. naomba usitumie maneno Haya kwa mdada yeyote tafadhali.