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Msiifanye mioyo yenu kuwa migumu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nicas Mtei, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Nicas Mtei

    Nicas Mtei JF-Expert Member

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    Mtumishi wa MUNGU mmoja akiwa
    kwenye gari alisimamishwa na Trafic
    Police,police
    akiwa anahitaji rushwa alianza kuuliza
    maswali mengi, mara mbona
    gari lako linatoa moshi mwingi? mbona gari lako matairi yameisha,
    hatimaye polisi akamuamuru padre
    waende nae kituoni.
    Njiani polisi alimuuliza , umesema wewe
    ni Mtumishi wa MUNGU, je unabiblia
    ndani ya gari, akajibu ndio ninayo, polisi akamuambia ,
    pack gari pembeni na unipe biblia.
    Mtumishi akapaki gari na kumpa biblia
    yule polisi,Polisi akasita kupokea,
    akamwambia Mtumishi 'fungua na
    usome Mathayo 5:25-26 "Mtu wa Mungu
    akasoma ":
    "Patana na Mshtaki wako upesi,wakati
    uwapo pamoja naye njiani: yule
    mshtaki asijekukupeleka kwa kadhi na
    kadhi akakupeleka kwa askari,ukatupwa gerezani.
    " Amin nakuambia,Hutoki humo
    kamwe hata uishe kulipa senti ya
    mwisho"
    Mtu wa Mungu akampa yaliyo yake
    kaizari. Polisi akatabasamu na kusema
    'msifanye migumu mioyo yenu"..
    Enenda kwa amani
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!
    neno latumika vzr!
     
  3. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa
     
  4. LILENDI

    LILENDI JF-Expert Member

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    BIBLIA hiyo hiyo imewaambia wasipokee rushwa. Padre kilaza
     
  5. LILENDI

    LILENDI JF-Expert Member

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    askari kaongozwa na roho mtakafujo teh teh teh
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    rushwa hoyeee
    Nalog off
     
  7. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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  8. Fatmata

    Fatmata Member

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    haaa! trafick yuko deep kwenye bible kuliko padre! hahahahahahahaha
     
  9. ladyfurahia

    ladyfurahia JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha jamani hata neno pia?
     
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