Mshtuko: Madame B na Kala Pina sasa Mambo hadharani.

[Bishanga]

Ndio huyohuyo.
Ameniambia kuwa hatanigusa kabisa Bishanga.
Naona kiroho chakudunda maana nawe wan'tamani sana.

akutake nani Madame B,bishanga huyu au fotokopi yake? mi nimetulia na sabuni ya roho yangu darling sweetheart nyongo mkalia ini la'aziz The secretary.

 

[Arushaone]

Masikini Ben Saanane!!


I told you before though.

Madame B heshima kwako. Napenda sana jinsi unavyoendesha 'serikali' yako tukufu. Mfundishe King'asti afuate mfano wako.

 

[Madame B]

Huyu Kalapina tena jamani atokea wapi si utamuua Ben kwa Presha na wivu.

Ben wangu hawezi kufa kwa Presha wala BP, Namuwezea mwenyewe.

 

[Chocs]

Naona na wewe una mpango wa kuanzisha sacccos yako, yangu macho..

 

[Judgement]

Naona na wewe una mpango wa kuanzisha sacccos yako, yangu macho..

Namie nikisema langu jicho! Itakua nimekuigiliza shemeji! Si ndiyo? Basi mi langu banzi au hogo!

 

[Judgement]

Kwa hiyo shem Madame B , ndiyo kusema huyo KALA pini ataendelea kupeleka pwani jigo hadi lini?

 

[Bishanga]

Masikini Ben Saanane!!


I told you before though.

Madame B heshima kwako. Napenda sana jinsi unavyoendesha 'serikali' yako tukufu. Mfundishe King'asti afuate mfano wako.

kopi aione pou!

 

[Chocs]

Namie nikisema langu jicho! Itakua nimekuigiliza shemeji! Si ndiyo? Basi mi langu banzi au hogo!

Hahahah
Tusi hilo shemeji,shauri lako..!!

 

[Watu8]

Akijibu tuhuma hizo, Madame B mwenyewe alikiri kuwa ni kweli anatoka na huyo jamaa, na wameshibana kwelikweli.

Wambea kazi kwenu.
Mbuzi Kala Mkeka...
Kila siku akina Wema na Lulu tu...

Hahaha....
Mbuzi kala mkeka wapambe tutakaa wapi...???

 

[Chimbuvu]

Mopesa na ngai!

Hujaongea bado "papaa mukulu" punde hivi utamix na lugha ya ishara! Ile ya kibubu!

 

[Mamndenyi]

Madame B daaah unanipa wasiwasi kwani unapenda nini hasa. umemwacha tena Ben Saanane???

 

[The secretary]

akutake nani Madame B,bishanga huyu au fotokopi yake? mi nimetulia na sabuni ya roho yangu darling sweetheart nyongo mkalia ini la'aziz The secretary.

Mgambile

 

[Bishanga]

Mgambile

The secretary namugambile

 

[Paloma]

Paloma mbona wan'tisha sasa!
Nitammudu tu Mshkaji.
Najua hatanipiga kiviileee...

ila kwenye malavidavi ubabe kando...sidhani kama atauleta!
sasa huu mshutko unatoka kwenye gazeti gani nikanunue?

 

[Madame B]

ila kwenye malavidavi ubabe kando...sidhani kama atauleta!
sasa huu mshutko unatoka kwenye gazeti gani nikanunue?

Ahh shosti, ina maana hujui mie mwandishi wa gazeti gani la Udaku!
Ni Risasi bhana.

 

[YNNAH]

Akijibu tuhuma hizo, Madame B mwenyewe alikiri kuwa ni kweli anatoka na huyo jamaa, na wameshibana kwelikweli.

Wambea kazi kwenu.
Mbuzi Kala Mkeka...
Kila siku akina Wema na Lulu tu...

Dadaaaa we mkali.

 

[Ben Saanane]

Ben wangu hawezi kufa kwa Presha wala BP, Namuwezea mwenyewe.

Haya...............!

 

[Ben Saanane]

Baba V, Ben Saanane bado anahesabika ni mume wangu.

Ukiendelea hivi utaona......!

 

[Arushaone]

Ahh shosti, ina maana hujui mie mwandishi wa gazeti gani la Udaku!
Ni Risasi bhana.

Ngoja nitamuuliza marejesho kwani waandishi wa gazeti lile anawajua wote....!

 

[Arushaone]

Ukiendelea hivi utaona......!

I'm smelling fishy...